Enemy is an affront to god

clean it up jannie

How many health complications do these dogs have I wonder.

haha this little dude just won't stop pissing. amazing

Man's best friend? Who would do this to a friend? They must be man's worst enemy.

Attached: yDL8tk1.jpg (2090x1515, 209.25K)

>those names
every time

Attached: 1430238061017.jpg (240x251, 23.14K)

mf look like he got a psychic barrier
mf look like he works at the library
mf look ready for cosplaying as MODOK
mf was born omnipotent
mf look like his name is hydrocephaly

absolutely SMASHED and SLAMMED. pure inbred FROGTECH

Attached: 1601365100256.png (1932x1034, 1.31M)

loathsome + dung eater

he cute

He looks like the bloatmaxx guy if he was a dog

there isn't a breed more deserving of getting SMASHED and SLAMMED than shitbulls

>2x crime boss mini micro alien
What does that even mean

Honest question: where are these ads from? They read like ESL Indian speak.

>They must be man's worst enemy.
You think that's bad? You should see what humans do to their pups

Attached: mutilation.jpg (5220x2116, 3.7M)

toadline.com/home.html

Go forth and explore my child.

They're terms used by exotic bully breeders. It's a pretty big racket and not just the Toadline guys. 2x I believe means twice inbred and mini micro alien is the specific type of exotic bully they breed. No idea what crime boss is supposed to mean.

Like many bad things on this planet, the answer is niggers.

At least they can't maul people, so I guess it's an improvement.

The fuck kind of dog name is "Tranny"?

Thread theme
youtu.be/VRU2JucxGd8

>enemy is SMASHED AND SLAMMED

Attached: TOADLINE.png (1280x720, 1.42M)

>2x crime boss
Niggers hold being a gang leader to be an esteemed position.
>Mini micro alien
The inbred pitbulls are small and deformed looking.

So now they have all the disadvantages of being retarded and none of the advantages of being a dag.

Why do Americans hate foreskin :(
>t. American and was snipped and angry about it

They were originally bred for dogfighting purposes which is why they still have a hair-trigger temper

No idea how you deal with it. I'm uncut and my head is so senstive I'd lose my fucking mind if it was unprotected and rubbing up against my underwear.

>enemies can summon friends

Attached: aid184929-v4-900px-Break-Up-a-Dog-Fight-Step-3-Version-3.jpg (900x675, 69.59K)

Rolling for repoman

bowling

Unfortunately, this. These dogs lead a life of suffering because old american hags want ~le cute dog with a mushed face.

Attached: 049a00e4-1d48-42dc-a83b-48cfb151700b.jpg (750x675, 76.65K)

Come oonnnnn Staypuft

it gets callused so you don't even feel the friction anymore

>2x I believe means twice inbred

Attached: 69F505D3-7553-460C-9F07-69015D25C9A1.gif (500x281, 1.05M)

Built for white women

If you want an unironic answer, it's because the guy who invented breakfast cereal led an extremely successful religious campaign to normalize circumcision as a way to get people to stop masturbating. Over time it became normalized and lots of myths spread about how it's cleaner and better for your penis, which is just not true. It's a horrific surgery too. If you want to scar yourself for life go watch a video of it being performed. Sadly it's probably not going to be phased out of America any time soon since doctors make so much fucking money off of it.

I've seen these guys in Spore

Y'know, these mutants getting developed out of the killing machines that are regular pitbulls is kind of a good development.
Soon they'll be relatively harmless due to needing constant care to even stay alive, like pugs.

Jesus christ

Attached: 1539157547241.gif (300x300, 1.5M)

Toy dogs are a mistake, except for Cavalier Spaniels, I had one as a kid and it was the most based dog I knew.

Attached: 16037269213.jpg (691x505, 46.07K)

Yep. Loss of pleasure is a big problem with American men and a lot of them have trouble achieving orgasm through regular sex. Some circumcisions leave them with such tight skin on their penis that they can't even masturbate without lube.

For me it's Quato

>Some circumcisions leave them with such tight skin on their penis that they can't even masturbate without lube
>some
try all

Snarf. All day every day.

I will never forgive the loss of my foreskin my sexual frustration shall fuel my anger.

Reject mutt modernity.
Embrace mexican tradition.

Attached: calupoh3.jpg (532x800, 43.79K)

SMASHED, SLAMMED, RAPED

Attached: 1632509281229.webm (960x540, 2.41M)

>people born with genetic """defects""" are an affront to God and don't deserve to breed

I am circumcised, but I have never used lube, I always do it dry.

I can jack it dry. It actually feels better that way because my cock has so little sensitivity it needs every bit of friction it can get.

Yeah

Yes.

Aye gimme dat Gambino

why is he jerking off a dog

For humans it depends on how severe the defect is

As for pit bulls, fuck everyone one of them that breed needs to disappear forever

Attached: 109CA983-83AD-4AAD-9C92-100D289777E9.jpg (1280x720, 156.76K)

To sell the sperm so people can make their own fucked up muttdogs

having something slightly wrong with you is differant from being crossbred and in breed to the point you struggle to breathe properly

For most of human history we just assumed they were possessed by demons.

Attached: 1497460852205.jpg (350x330, 34.89K)

Only redditors hate pitGODS

correct

Yea Forums has always been a cat board so I have no idea where you'd get that from.

Attached: Jinouga.jpg (960x758, 145.5K)

Why did we stop?

I do it dry

Mutt literally means "mixed", THE OPPOSITE of a bulldog, you retarded, inbred faggot

I mean, yeah. I'd never wish a crippling deformation on a child, especially not my own.
t. deformed

Religious nuts thinking every life is important, while doing absolutely nothing to care for them.

the deranged shitbull defense force is here, i hope your children get eaten, nigger

Someone post that webm of the deformed nigger girl who had a fucked up disabled child to prove her "haters" wrong.

Deformed, but not disabled?

redditchads run this website

はー早い!!!

user you don't know what mutt means you dumb dumb doodoohead. A mutt is a dog which has been jumbled up by being several different breeds in one. Pitbulls and these fucked up bulldogs are reproducing with their relatives which fucks them up for entirely different reasons. Doofus.

BASSET HOUNDS ARE #1
GET FUCKED, EVERYONE ELSE
WHATEVER DOG BREED IS YOUR FAVORITE?
WELL IT'S SHIT COMPARED TO THE MAJESTIC BASSET HOUND.
UNLESS THAT FAVORITE BREED IS, OF COURSE, A BASSET HOUND.

KNEEL, FAGGOTS.

Attached: basset.jpg (276x183, 9.56K)

You just know

Attached: 1620571369545.webm (360x360, 2.41M)

Silence, shitbull nigger.

Literal demon dog hellhound

Realistically how would a person fight this hulking demonbeast?

YOU BET YOUR ASS PUSSY

PITGODS DROP IN
SLAM THIS PUSSY

Attached: 14522772_1247691761960056_5599422660895997874_n.jpg (756x797, 116.15K)

Pectus excavatum. In a lot of people, it's not too major of a problem, but in severe cases it can fuck with your heart and ability to breathe. I'm pretty short of breath but I can still wageslave. Also it's extremely ugly.

>AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Attached: dog_bark_x1.jpg (1200x846, 149.76K)

All hellspawn are resistant to fire but weak to water.

Attached: 69e.png (900x675, 785.26K)

Attached: image_2022-05-02_174055417.png (1254x836, 807.14K)

pick it up and slam it against the pavement
if you're too weak to pick it up, then the dog is doing the human gene pool a favor because it means one less manlet spreading his genes

agree

Attached: mutt.webm (476x720, 349.76K)

Gouge out its eyes, not even joking.

(Just another hapless soul for the eternal prison)

Attached: 1527980472086.jpg (713x692, 69.84K)

the kind that wants to rip kids genitals off

>RUFFRUFFRUFFRUFFBARKBARKBARKARF

Attached: why-is-my-dog-barking.jpg (1200x800, 118.94K)

I'm losing my mind laughing at this shit

Attached: IMG_20220503_004431.jpg (1080x776, 362.93K)

YAAR HAWARRRRR YEAHHHRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAYARARARARARARAR RUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 91.88K)

Unironically nothing, they are just very strong and so attract niggers and white trash owners who raise them poorly or to be outright violent.

hug

Is that...a woman?

>Woof.

Attached: bigstock-Purebred-newfoundland-dog-7448412.jpg (900x600, 134.82K)

What the fuck is wrong with these things?

youtube.com/shorts/wAe0sBlG0Dw

These toadline guys are making me reconsider my stance on shitbulls by this utterly bizzare jargon

These guys are cute but sure they're fucking annoying

Slightly feral. The husky schizo from /an/ can give you more info if you ask there.

lmao i love the dog in the middle smiling while his two idiot friends scream their lungs out

doggy autism
youtube.com/watch?v=EBGqKwWhrOQ