What if we made Postal 2 but bad

I like it

That's not the story behind that picture

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> performance is terrible, 3090's dipping below 60 fps
> it has long loading screens between areas
> the npc AI is retarded and most buildings are empty and devoid of any life
> the humor isn't as good as 2 and they were too afraid to be as edgy as they were in the past
> they knew the game wasn't finished and needs a shit ton of work but decided to release on 4/20 anyways because they said they ran out of money
> it's $40

it's fucking shit and the devs are the most incompetant people

really sad, especially considering how good postal 2 + paradise lost are

It's unfinished and runs like crap. Everyone told the developers it was a bad idea to leave EA but apparently they ran out of money because the scope of the game got too big so they needed money to finish it. There's a good game in there but it's not quite there yet.

Also some of the tasks are just plain boring as shit.

the more I think about it the more I can't find a reason for postal 4 to exist
>inb4 games arent made for a ""reason"" you pseud, theyre just for fun
I'd agree but postal 4 doesnt even do anything much better in raw cathartic fun than postal 2 anyway

if their purpose was to be raunchy and push boundaries like in the 2000's youd think they'd say nigger at least once

If their purpose was to come back to the western world to coincide with all the mass shooting incidents (or people going postal) then theyre way too late for that

so whats the fucking point?

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she kinda looks like Ines Lenvin
pretty sus

Most of your complaints are about the game being in early access

I bought it and I have the recommended requirements but it takes 30 minutes to load and the framerate is like 5 fps. Why they took it out of early access idk.

haha 4/20
poo poo pee pee

that's because most of the devs are new hires and former interns. all the RWS old-guard are just producers. the lead designer is some nobody leading a team of amateurs.

Money is the reason it exists.
That being said P4 has always lacked direction, and it still does. No edge, no polish, no unique perspective.

you can't even piss right in this shit game
the trajectory of the piss bends too soon

what went right Yea Forumsros?

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It's not in early access anymore, hence the complaints.

Jon saint Jon did the worst job possible he could.

the music
youtu.be/ZiO5w5gUCkc

Yes it is
Obviously they need the money to fix it so it was released prematurely

If they sell it as a full, complete game the customer can and should judge it as such, regardless of what the real intentions and reasons of the devs were

>it was released prematurely
If it released, then it's not in early access.

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They probably shot themselves in the foot using a lot of the good joke material for the Postal 2 DLC.

OK for real bros,
Is it shit but at least does its thing and is fun or
is it just plain garbarge?

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It's mildly better than Postal 3

For fucking sake
I can't believe i'm saying this
Please kill me for what i'm saying
Lord have mercy
But holy fuck Postal 3 is way fucking better than this
Atleast Postal 3 doesn't lag and crash every fucking second at every corner or loading screen

>john st john's voice doesn't fit at all
>corey cruise voice lines sound like he had his head in a toilet bowl while recording
>rick hunter doesn't act out his lines, just uses his normal voice

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>removed puking
I can piss on them, but they can't vomit?
And what about human heads? Why Can't I throw them?
What can I do with dead cats/dogs?

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So what if we made Postal 2 again?

I really don't understand why they felt the need to bring him on board when you have multiple actors for the Dude already. It's just new for the sake of being new. I haven't heard much of it. He seemed like a good pick, just one that didn't need to be made.

soulless asset flip just like 99% of the shit that gets made in Unreal 4

I waited to play Postal 4 until v1.0 but holy shit was I disappointed. Buggy, non-controversial, unfinished. What the fuck happened

supposedly corey cruise was busy at the time, and rick hunter was MIA with some personal shit.

>Mike J told on some livestream that during the P3's development RWS was only responsible for the narrative and voice acting, meanwhile the ruskies were busy with the technical stuff of the game
>P3 is slammed for everything, however a lot of people point out that the story and jokes are the most shittiest part of the game
>This means that RWS were partially responsible for the P3's downfall
>Not to mention that their writing methods can still be seen in P4
Ayo hol up...

4 feels like 3 but with some 2 sprinkled on top
sugar coated shit basically

in postal 2 paradise lost too. like it copies some concepts from postal 3.

Postal 3 was Russian bad. Postal 4 is all American bad.

But fat boomer shooter man told me to buy it to own the chuds

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Chuds deserve the electric chair

I fucking hate boomers so much it's unreal.

I will never be able to go back into immersing myself as a schizo mass murderer, will I.

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He has no choice, he’s literally in the game and friends with the devs

>boomer
GEN X you retarded zoomers

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The game running like shit and breaking often is not that bad, shit like that can be patched. The worst part about the game is how tame it is. I can't believe there are people who consider this game "offensive".

ok boomer

>gen x shooter

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i hate this nigger like you wouldnt believe

>retard
everything I said is about the release version you pavement ape.
they've said for over two years they were gonna fix performance and all it did was get progressively worse not better, imagine being a nigger faggot like yourself that you're defending this garbage they know they released unfinished.

retards like you making excuses for them are why they keep doing this shit and shitting out shoddy products with a $40 price tag

Mike J said they are gonna add him as another voice option into the postal 4

They CAN vomit, it's just that the animation keeps looping for some reason.

Haters gonna hate

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>gen x shooter

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>retard
gen x is 81 and below, this faggot is probably a millenial which is 82+