How do you guys get gfs?

Just B your"re self

I got one by being the only one decent guy at work

Dunno. I only know how to get bfs

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Not video games

Teach us user...

my gf and i had classes together in college and eventually she walked up to me and the rest is history. we play video games together too. i'm living the dream

The only time I got a kiss from a girl was when a girl tried to rape me when I was 8 lol

buying gf

still better than any thread on Yea Forums right now

By posting vidya stuff on a video game board

GIWTWM

I just want a gf that cooks for me Yea Forumsros....

i use dating apps and maybe once every 4 months i match with a woman worth considering. one of these times it'll work out......

easy
>be 6ft and above
>6'0
>don't be anything less, like 5'11

Literally by being yourself. Met mine when she offered me glass of water in bar

By dealing weed. I started chatting up one of my hotter customers and ten years later we're married with a kid.

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Old news senpai

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STATUS: GAME DEVELOPER

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Be giga chad.

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i was the only one single in our friends group and she basically forced me out on a date and took the lead, initiated our first kiss, initiated our first love making...dont worry guys, if you dont get any by the time youre 25 women will basically take charge and fuck you

tinder unironically

unironically be yourself, unless you're a freak in which case there's no hope for you

Being sexually assaulted isn't good for you user :(

Why are all incels white then ?

Have big dick. Be tall. Hang out at campus. Visit artsy courses. Fuck twinks. Date them. ez

Just B.E. yourself

Jesus Christ tell us moar user

This

>Fuck twinks
Based
>Date them
Faggot

You have to practice with your gamerbros

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>friend group
>implying

>giga chad
>non-white gf
Pick one.

BRUTAL

She joined a student group I was in. I saw her playing xcom and told her she had better of been playing long war and not save scumming. We're buying a house together soon

idk but I can tell you how to suck dick really well

Why would I want one?

I don't need a girlfriend, when I have my Yea Forumsros right here.
I would sacrifice every single one of you for a night with a 6/10.

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literally you just talk to them
Im fat, ugly, and a manlet but Ive had girlfriends because all you literally have to do is say hi.
Most girls are dying for any kind of attention too so I compliment them if it looks like they really dressed up for the day. It goes a long way.

She'll cook and clean for you

talk to girls, eventually you'll click with someone

cool if you're into asian or fat chicks

t.chad

Idk desu. I quite literally just happened upon the girl of my dreams and she just fell into my lap contrary to what every single dating advice thing would tell me. I met her while playing WoW a long time ago and she basically fell for me within like a month and confessed to me. She is quite literally my dream girl and I met her by being a lazy fuck playing a shit game and didn’t even have to do anything to win her over. We have been together for 6 years and probably getting married soon. Shits wack bro

this

>has boobs
>soft
>warm
>cuddly
>several holes to put dikc in
>boosts self esteem
>perents happy
>friends jealous
>cooks food
>designated driver
>hair smells nice
>has boobs

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Everybody I know is worse cook then me and it doesn't seem worth putting up with someone just to save an hour of cleaning

where do i redeem

yeah after causing drama and being a cunt which is what all women do eventually
its not worth it. pussy is nice, fetishes are nice, but living with one eventually turns into hell. and this isnt up for debate either, its a tale as old as time itself.

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Not everyone is lucky you bastard

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wake up, samurai, you shat yourself

I'm white what do I do next

he's right though. even if you're not a chad, keep trying. persistence is key

>”probably” getting married “soon”
Marry and put 2+ kids in her already user, stop wasting your time.

You can always beat her

Act white.

I did this when I was 7

if only chads got laid everyone would be a chad. subpar genetics get passed around becaue less than 10/10 people fuck aplenty

That nose KEK.

Seriously though, it felt too good to be true for so many years but nothing has changed so I guess I just won the lottery

>has boobs
Don't care
>soft
>warm
>cuddly
So is a dog
>several holes to put dikc in
Don't care
>boosts self esteem
Doubt
>parents happy
Tough luck for them, don't care
>friends jealous
No friends
>cooks food
I'd rather do it
>designated driver
I rarely drink
>hair smells nice
So does my dog