OH NONONONO

OH NONONONO

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I remember that faggot from the D3 launch days. He's literally retarded and shit at games.

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Elden Nig just mediocre game

my streamer Sadge

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unironically so bad at video games that he made iron league in LoL without target farming for it. he played it for like 2 months and never learned a single thing.

The sad part about this is this has probably happened to everyone on here that has fought her. This boss is so bad. Late game Elden Ring is so garbage.

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out fucking skilled

>I have never played a souls game and never won't
So when do you plan to start your first souls game?

>I'm [_] malding

yup, you can just run back if you want to heal
she's very passive in phase 1 if you keep your distance

im been stuck on that fight for hours now and nothing else to do in the game
The boss just breakdances p2 and it seems ridiculous, once you get hit you got a dot on you as well as reduced hp.

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I NEVER had an issue healing with Malenia. Just dash far away from her and THEN sip your flask. If you're far enough she can't punish you and the arena is large enough

because he's retarded, I don't even excuse the bad AI but the guy is just as braindead as the boss

Chinks mad that they'll never make a game as good as elden ring.

>Didn't work? better do it again
>Didn't work? better do it again
>Didn't work? better do it again
>Didn't work? better do it ag

Kek

>Ad hominin
>hominin
If you don't know how to write something, don't use it.

Lmao

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>the trannies are STILL at it despite 20 million sold
>so desperate and bottom of the barrel they're posting Quin, a literal joke POE streamer
HAHAHAHAAHAHA kill yourself troons

>bot so desperate to dumb webms that he doesn't even check which is which
this is just a intfag host with low hp getting one shot like a retard, there's nothing weird happening here.

Fucked up my grammar, lel.

Figured as much, thanks.

>the shill cries out as he strikes you

>literally posting a person who is so bad at games people watch him in POE just to see him die constantly
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>unironically posting Quin
LOL nothing you say can change this troonie

>the troon dilates as HE plans discord raids and grooms children

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Shills go home

troons 41%

you will never be a woman

Elden Ring webms in a nutshell.
>game has a funny glitch
>player is bad by accident or on purpose and gets punished for it

>576 health

I respec'd from a magic build to straight up strength + 16 int for ruins greatsword specifically for him

It did the job, but goddamn he still made me work for it

>understand you get punished for healing while the boss is standing still
>keep doing it over and over anyway
So how is this a problem with the game? nu/v/ just cries for patches and calls the game shit instead of taking responsibility for their own retardation.

dark souls 3
>wait for combo to end or get safe distance, heal, enemy will try to bridge the gap but you will still most likely be safe if timed right
elden ring
>wait for combo to end, heal, enemy instantly skips their cooldown after their combo and swaps into a whole new combo. if you are at a distance they will anime leap across the whole fucking arena and hit you in .2 seconds

why the fuck is their boss design regressing so much? it was fine in sekiro

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Does anyone have that one user's webm of him trying to go up stormveil castle's front while jumping to avoid the ballistas?

Also, you guys know this is your fault, right? You're the ones who pushed the stupid ass git gud bullshit. From feels like they have to do this with each iteration otherwise the games will lose their hard reputation.

That makes twice

Thats some quality programming.

Miyasaki fell in love with Bloodborne and it's trying to recreate it since. The only problem is that it has only given the player actual tools to deal with it in Sekiro while is still an awkward rollfest in souls games and Elden Ring.

And this is why Morgott/Mohg always get fucked by my scalie OC using Rotten Breath and why that incant is one of the first things on my shopping list every new character

i screamed of laughter

input reading are so based ngl

>get punished for doing something wrong
>does it again 3 more times
is this what twitch streaming does to your brain?

did bloodborne even have the heal reaction issue? I don't remember it being bad when I played through it

>Get punished for doing thing
>Continue doing thing

when I reached the endgame I was so done with it that I used whateve I could to make it end faster

i think the multi-enemy bosses are the worst. in DS3 almost every multi-enemy fight had some gimmick to prevent you from gettting ganked, but in ER you just fight two enemies who move at about the same speed and don't drop aggro. the last update made things a bit better, but it's still bad
it's so sad that they figured out how to do it well and then ignored everything, it's like the people who made the previous games are not there anymore, it's like the company has dementia

>just git gu- ACK

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It was probbaly random or at least you couldn't notice it as blatant as Sekiro or Elden Ring. I honestly can only think of the Bloody Crow parrying your blood heal but not very consistently.

He's doing it to demonstrate the input reading you fucking retarded autist.

>Seal
Also, where is your Vigor?

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>Attacks 15 times without stopping in your path

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>try something
>get punished
>just keep doing the same thing over and over
why are streamers so retarded?

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why are you complaining? you already hyped up elden turd as the greatest game of all time and GOTY 2022 yadda yadda before even playing it. Game already rolled out millions of copies from all the hype alone. From literally shat an afterthought game in your mouth and cashed in big. You made your bed, now lay in it.

>Yea Forumsrannies still at it while most reddittor have solod the game already
Kek lmao

hope she sees this bro

Seal is only like a 10% damage increase.

the people that shilled the game are the ones spamming it with nonsense, not the people shitting on it.

Someone just didn't want to tell the guys who worked on all of these brilliant animations no, even if it meant players had to wait 20 seconds to get in one hit.

it has some major issues and it doesn't offer anything new gameplay-wise, but it's definitely not an afterthought game especially compared to most current AAA releases

Honestly if you break it down Elden Ring has some of the worst game design I've ever seen in a AAA game

Animators don't do extra work if they don't have to. Animation is the most time consuming and tedious part of graphical design. Someone told them to make these bosses a spectacle of flailing nonsense.

i didnt know horizon devs post on Yea Forums.

I see webms where niggas be dying when there's a fraction of boss health left. like just use a kukri or throwing knife nigga

>that cancelling animation at the start

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>quin
he can't do anything right. he can't play poe correctly dies with any and all builds even builds that can't die. he has the reaction time of a dead cat.

>Just heal when the boss is stunne-

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The problem was that they gave them "infinite stamina" so nothing stops the enemy from doing a 3 hits combo and stop attacking or doing a 14 hits combo and end up with a backstep so you don't get a hit at the end of the combo.
The infinite stamina bosses were fine in sekiro because you also didn't have stamina and the more consecutive attacks you block the faster it ends for the AI since you break its posture.

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I haven't played any of the horizon games but at a fundamental level I bet their game design is more solid than elden ring