Welcome to Grefina's magical shop!

these threads are basically only there for baiting retards into making shitty lewd fanart of OPs gay oc disguised as le coot shopkeeper. fuck off faggot

fpbp as usual

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looks like cock juice judging from the picture of the sperm cell on the label

I'll take the flask of piss thanks

Could be tadpole juice since it's a frog, although I'm not sure that's any better.

The secret ingredient is Grefina's sweat

Frogs don't sweat, they leak mucus. You're drinking her snot bro.

Can I just fug the frog instead

this

Even better

>grefina's juice
it's her cum right? please tell me it's her cum

Damn you suck lol

>that greatsowrd
Why does Grefina have that? That shit's evil as fuck. Grefina what are you hiding?

>The Magic Arrow is alive.
I know where this is going...

That sword is a bit much. It feels like you'd be better off just always killing the guy with it unless you're an asshole. There's no agreeing to stopping combat.

Can I take the juice directly from the source? Important question

haha imagine getting addicted to her juice and being forced to become her bodyguard or else she won't supply you.

I want to watch the process of Grefina making the juice... for reasons.

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I'm going to poke her cheeks

Greatsword sounds based ngl

I want grefina's hat

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But that's just it, its TOO OP and only good for a complete genocide run.
As soon as you use it on someone, it's basically condemning them to death.
Its great against enemies, but what about potential allies? This thing would've murderized a character like Yuffie

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That's why you do a Sho Fu Kan and collect all sorts of dangerous magic swords so other people can't use them.

This man posts wojacks and pepes

I take the greatsword and gift it to zarina to win her heart

>gift it to Zarina to win her heart
My nigga with the based taste.
You play a dangerous game though, she would cause unspeakable havoc with this thing

and if we pan a little to the right

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I'm also going to take the bow and use it on the greatest evil known throughout the land.

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well... we got the obvious winner now

Juice. No practical use case for the others if I'm not looking to engage in combat. Would've been neat had it not been specified as 'made for the individual' as it could otherwise, theoretically, be used for enhancing social functions to a notable degree.

what happens if i drink 100 jugs of grefina's juice in one day

You wouldn't make it past seven.
They're her aphrodisiacs.

>Grefina made it just for you
W-why did she have to something like that? It's not like that's going to make me pick it even more or something...

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She's innocent!

Please ignore the dagger she carries, which has a more potent version of Grefina's sword's magic. Bunny Princess's dagger's effect doesn't stop after death, it causes the victim's soul to burn for the rest of eternity, making sure they can never find peace again

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fucking called it!

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...What is even the point of the sword?
A sword is a tool of murder, it goes in the flesh of your enemies, and it kills them, what use is it to me if they burn for the rest of their life if they only live for two more seconds???

>take bow
>become hitman
>take the hardest contracts imaginable
>tack on a travel fee and make a show of pretending to gear up for big journeys so the client thinks I’m actually going
>actually just sit in the house for however long it takes to get to the location and plink an arrow out the window in the middle of the night
>get filthy rich by being a massive NEET
>just buy the other items from her shop afterwards

This is so comically exploitable that it’s not even funny.

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The way I envision it, basically combine the moonlight greatsword with the black knife of death/tiche ability in Elden ring, except the DOT doesn't end after a few seconds. It keeps on going and going until the opponent is dead.
Would just make any hard encounter a joke

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I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MAGICAL MACGUFFINS
I WANT TO MAKE YOU MORBIDLY OBESE

Have concern that the arrow is sentient.
A Return To Sender spell/suggestion could make it a nightmare.

We all got our limits famo... I can't follow you there.

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>weapon requires getting close
>too OP
Not really. Any chucklefuck with a spear or bow would drop you before you got the chance to hit them.

>treat the arrow like it’s your buddy
>show it genuine appreciation for what it does
Problems of it turning on you are now mitigated, just test how it returns to you and work from there.

poke-niggas, rise up

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>Test how it returns to you and work from there
Set up a bait target and you turn this into Light Yagami's first major fuckup.
Someone so proficient at their hti jobs is bound to have enemies that look into those cases. Concealing a sentient murder weapon is a lot harder than a book.

a slab of rock with fingerprints isn't a shield

remember when these threads were fun and not some horny retard's desperate bid to make a drawfag draw their OC?

Who said the first target had to be a person? Use an actual target or a tree. Only a smooth brain jumps straight into the killing. That aside why would I make the effort to really hide a bow and arrow? If anything I’m doubling down, buying two more and a bunch of arrows and getting a hunting license. Can’t prove I offed some guy in Guatemala if I was busy hunting pronghorns in California

No?

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Anything is a shield if it stops the hit and can be lifted. Even people. Especially people.

>As soon as you use it on someone, it's basically condemning them to death.
Hitting someone with a greatsword usually is condemning them to death

You're right, it's also a Unga Bunga weapon too

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So long as none of your targets are influential to any significant degree, you stand a low chance or arousing suspicion. If your line of work competes or impedes on another's; you're peace is short-lived.
It's why you'd always go with the juice.