Their biggest game's remake (FF7) got outsold by a fitness game

dunno if Kingdom Hearts counts, but holy fuck they've been lazy on porting the games to other consoles

1.5 & 2.5 collection on the PS3: legit worse way to play the game, insufferable load times, playing the game in a normal fashion would crash the game

Remaster of 1.5 & 2.5 on PS4: didn't even fix most of the old crashes, new ones just appeared somehow, slightly better load times though.

KH Collection on PC: The game will randomly crash opposed to doing something wrong to crash the games on PS3 or PS4, audio problems where the volume would intermittently change between sound effects

KH Collection on Switch: Too lazy to even port the games to Switch, cloud-based streaming, which is just retarded, those versions have their own set of glitches and requires a constant internet connection, on the (base) console which doesn't have an ethernet port.

Good God, Square Enix, could you just do something right?

"well-known" KH-uber on PS3 port
youtu.be/1zC_HMTRWFU

same guy on the PS4 port
youtu.be/0w_UP5LKtRA

different guy, this one's on the PC port
youtu.be/h4UN3GMe3mc

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Jap Boomers are unironically more retarded than all the rest of the boomers of the world.
And they have nobody to tell these boomers how retarded they are because "muh respect"
Let them all die i say.
The last good SE movie was like 20 fucking years ago. Who cares?

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Glad to know Dragon Quest is owned by Armor Project so if SE goes under, DQ can still thrive.

>What is their fucking endgame?
Crashing this industry

Why did you bring Famitsu all of the sudden?

>FF7 Remake had over 20 years of hype
>Got outsold by Elden Ring in less than a month
LOL

That's what they get for recreating only 1/5th of the game and turning it into some retarded sequel with time travel.

A lot of people on Yea Forums hope the 7 remake gets cancelled after part 2, and while that's extremely likely, my hope is it continues for years and years and only gets worse so we all get to see exactly how much shit the hardcore fans are willing to eat before giving up

>Deus Ex and Tomb Raider are absolute shit franchises
No, Both HR and MD were very good games. Holds no candle to Deus ex 1 but still good.
Nu-Tomb Raider were good games as well. Didn't play shadow more than an hour but they were pretty games and kinda fun if you are into that sort of vidya.
Also Womb raider was a great sequel

Kemco > Shitenix

based cope.

>What is their fucking endgame?
Extremely short sighted trend chasing for profits rather than thinking of the long term. Whenever someone is confused about how shit SE's management is I always point them to IO Interactive and the Hitman games while under SE and after being free from them.

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>FF7R is fucking based.
based on bullshit, that is.

>every single game on the planet got outsold by GTAV, what's your point ?
Incorrect. Minecraft has more copies sold.

>ffxvi will surely flop being only on PS5
Well, what would you want them to release it for? The Switch?

PS4, PC, Xbox One/Series

I mean, if it doesn’t get these, we’re looking at a potential future where Xenoblade starts outselling Final Fantasy.

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I really like this pasta, thanks for posting it.

This

at this point Sony will eat them

Retards on Yea Forums never know what they are talking about.

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Schizo

I've been saying this since the beginning

how the fuck FF manages to attract the most autistic subhumans? I swear, even penisona fags are less obnoxious

>all of that money is from mobile games

wow

Lol.
Keep seething poorfag.

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16 years of bad games my man

anyone who was anyone jumped ship at XIII. It was all down hill from there

Duh Ff7r is pure shit. Tifa's tits aren't even the right size, and those assholes want us to pay increments of $70 a pop mutliple times for a full game. Fuck em

upcoming flops : Forspoken, Valkyrie Elysium

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I think people noticed how easily wound up their most die hard devotees get so now effortlessly bait them to laugh at them chimping out, without fail, every single time.

FF is mainstream and super popular. Do the math.

if that's true why do certain "people" feel they need to white knight them day and night?

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Squenix is pretty much as bad as EA at this point in the time line.

The consequence of not kicking the dinosaurs out that want to force their Deviant Art OCs rather than make a good game

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They're probably paid shills, or authoritarian progressives.

Is FF16 also going to be EGS exclusive?

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If your entire life is FF or KH then you take criticism of them personally and overreact

I think yoshitaka amano should break his contract and start working for fromsoft

>Sells Tomb Raider IP
>Franchise worth $2.29 billion
>For $300million
>Along with other IPs and their studios

Holy shit - did they even shop around? Did they owe the Yakuza money or something?

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>Destroy any semblance of credibility you had by advertising a sequel as a remake
>people rightfully shit on it
>Invest in a foreign fad years late that's already dying off
>Game flops because the interest just isn't there anymore
>Nomura being trusted with anything after the disaster that was KH3
>Lots of leftover bad will from boyband simulator taking literal decade to come out and Lightning fanfiction being a literal hallway simulator
>Take a coomer game and woke-ify it to the nines AND somehow get it to succeed, only to proceed to shit the bed in the sequels

I honestly have no idea what the fuck these assholes are doing. It seems like they sometimes ACCIDENTALLY release good games, but it happens consistently enough that it doesn't seem like a fluke. Corporate culture is really running that company into the fucking ground I guess.

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Are you still seething that his Deviant Art OCs make money and Disney lets him run wild?

>Did they owe the Yakuza money
Guaranteed

You're a shit remake

I have only ever wanted the entire Dragon Quest series on PC. Squeenix appears primed to sell and if Nintendo or Sony pick it up, it's likely I'll never see it happen. The rest of their IPs are middling. In fact, I think they just tossed one of the best dev studios still around, Eidos Montreal. I would hope Dragon Quest team just breaks away and goes solo instead of being wrapped up in a merger.

Why are you ignoring the capeshit woke games that fucking massively flopped?

You can't be worse than FF7. Nothing is. Real-time is better than TBC.

>16 years
Try over 25.

he literally wrote the marvel games flopped but I don't think they actually flopped. Almost certainly made their money back on both. I think the Avengers was the game they were banking on to not only print money but to introduce some of the phase four characters like Kamala Khan and people just didn't want that. They also didn't want a live service game that was dull and repetitive.

Guardians is actually an entertaining game though and it will probably continue to make money as more people jump on it due to gamepass and steeper sales.

Eh, they're doing fine, regardless of how much ff7 remake sold it was enough to ensure the next part is funded. I want to guess they don't want to loose Nomura so they might be letting him and Nojima / the other writers do what they want.

16 will probably be fine seeing as how well 14 did, sure seems to be a 'Yoshida ensured we have a cash cow from 14 so we can afford to let him head or produce a mainline title' thing. I don't understand the hate 16 is getting despite the same people praising 14, is it just the way the battle system looks or is it because it looks like there will only be one playable character or such?

As for them selling three off stuff, some people are already theorizing the move will make it easier for sony to buy them later if it saves them 300 million.

As for the remakes they trigger people just like yoshida does.

>NOOO YOU CANT CHANGE THE STORY OR ADD THINGS IT HAS TO BE 100% EXACTLY THE SAME
>NOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE THE REMAKE 100% EXACTLY THE SAME WHAT ABOUT ALL THE CUT CONTENT OR TRYING SOMETHING NEW?

Someone will bitch about something, it happens with most games. At least most of you aren't like Barry who literally worship a single game all your lives.

>597693476
>Compilationfag
Kill yourself, not even worth a (You)

*selling off their stuff

Does anyone even remember that Diosmio Chronicles and Star Ocean TDF were announced? lol

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7 was okay, 9 was good but FF7 was the beginnng of the end for FF. It just got way too experiemental and not in a good way. The writers seemed to be infatuated with breaking every rule of good writing to try and make something unique but there are rules for a reason.

Fire sale

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It's okay not to know anything about gameplay design (you're an FFaggot after all) but can you at least do it when I'm not around? Reading stupidity gets boring after a while.

It's the only JRPG series they have ever played.

But why though? Why the sudden rush?