Behold! The most loathed man in the entirety of the Lands Between!

I thought he ate dung

He was a follower of frenzy which means he wanted there to be no life and birth, that's enough to make everyone butthurt

He did?

He was Jewish.

No, but are we just gonna sit around until he does?!

why did he do it?

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We don't even know what he did.
Let alone why.

Shabriri is not the dung eater and yet is hated even more than him.
He must have done something horrible but nobody knows what he did.

He said Marika and Radagon are the same so their children are incest babies

Told Radagon that she didin't pass

Shabriri, local lobster breeder and proponent of architecture that requires citizens to make jumps over the abyss most perilous while being pelted by the slings and arrows of the kingdom's largest archers, was recently mutilated in the Capital after telling Marika and/or Radagon that "Traps are pretty gay ngl".
In other news a large violin concert has been drowning out the eternally blaring trumpets of the Capital but we are currently unsure as to where it could be located.

just report and ignore

MAY CHAOS
TAKE
THE WORLD

He called Marika a racial slur while wearing a cardboard crown.

How can it be incest if there is no additional family member involved?

Pretty based

He was the frenzied flames prophet. That’s all it takes. Kind of like the finger crones

he did nothing wrong

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He ate a succulent chinese meal.

Oh but he knows, you can just see it on that smug fucking grin of his

it says so in the talisman. his bants were too spicy

Eldenbros????

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>Item made after him resembles a smug prick
>Ruins an otherwise potentially convincing offer by screaming about chaos taking the world
The three fingers themselves are probably sick of him too.

Ahh, he's just like me!

He posted one more Elden Ring thread

Sperg more faggot :)

wincest babies

its real ! ? !
genies.fandom.com/wiki/Shabriri

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I like that one anons theory that he's the sculptor who spotted Radagon's secret, that he was one and the same with Marika. Makes sense considering the game makes it clear that his crime was slander and not something vague and nonspecific.

this game finally convinced me that the jews are evil

So he made that statue that you use law of regression on?

>The charges officer?

Yeah that's the idea at least

Literally zero proof

mei gayos dage da wurld :DDDDD
oh fug my eyes :DDDDDD
frenzi bursd :DDDDDD

>Literally zero proof

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Show it then

>Show it then

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That explains so much. Aren't the merchant chaos boys as well?

One theory is that he's the guy who accused the merchants of heresy causing them to be buried alive.

The power of Teriyaki writing.

>supposed to be a major plot twist
>people say "eh" and keeps playing

He convinced the entombed alive merchants to summon the flame of frenzy rather than die without consequence. He's based, the golden order should've considered the principle of Mutually Assured Destruction before attempting genocide.

That seems the most plausible yet.

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Something easily missable if you don't read every fucking item description is that the trumpet weirdos aren't normally around the Capital, they're literally supernatural heralds of the end of the world.

REMINDER
>literal nomadic merchants playing fiddles
>get shoah'd for heretic beliefs
>double down and summon a god of chaos
>the demon worshipping the god of chaos is named after an irl jewish demon
>Kale says "well if they accuse us of worshipping the god of chaos then might as well! It's your fault goyim!"
How did he get away with putting literal chaos worshipping jews in his game?

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>How did he get away with it
Because the people who would get triggered are incapable of parsing any plot point that isn't embedded in a 45min cutscene. It's like writing in cursive.

>jewish zoomer
he got what he fucking deserved

He turned me into a newt!

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That's not at all what they are retard. They simply appear when a new God (so someone on the level of Placidusax/Marika, not on the level of the outer gods) is about to appear. Has nothing to do with the end of the world.

Probably because it's possible the player doesn't even know who Radagon is at that point.

I'm Radagon and so is my wife.

ywnbaw

Kale is also a jewish name