I'm putting together a team... a team to pop Bloons thread

I'm putting together a team... a team to pop Bloons thread

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I want to fuck it

whats the lore on bloons, why do the bloons attack the monkeys

because they want their bananas

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the quincy NFT is a meme, change my mind

>Don't need any extra income until round 50-60
>Quincy action figure beats a banana farm after a few rounds and lets you get a 1000$ BRF at around round 50
>If you can get to round 80 without income you can just sell it and get like 3 tier 5 towers
How is that a meme?

it's a meme to me because I mostly play co-op with co-op scaling lol

ssethfags out

After losing my account, I decided to actually start playing a bit again.
Damn man, I forgot how bad early account levels are before having Obyn/other heroes and not even having fucking T4s.

early on it's best to hyperfocus certain towers so you can get their good/less-situation-dependant T4s

Oh don't worry, I am.

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I just lost mine too because no automatic steam cloud saves in the year of our lord and christ 2022. I don't think I have it in me for the grind.

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You could always Cheat Engine.

Damn, why ISNT there a cactus unit? A wall you can place on roads that regens spikes like a spike factory?

We had that in 5, it was called the Bloonberry Bush.

The lore as it goes, the first bloon game wasn't even tower defense related, you were just a monkey with a dart and it was your objective to pop as many bloons as possible in a given level
I'm guessing they wanted a mascot, but still needed one that could plausibly grab and throw a dart with their opposable thumbs, so they went with monkeys
The bloons didn't even have sentience in the first few games, and it's only something that emerged at a later time, in Bloons TD and Bloons Super Monkey
Seems like it's either 'the bloons have had enough of the monkeys throwing shit at them', or this feud goes way, way deeper into the past

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2-0-3 bombs nice do work when under 2/3-2-0 villages

2-0-5 boomerang monkeys are actually fucking cracked holy shit

Yeah, a lot of Beginner maps can be slammed out with Striker + Bomb spam + maybe an artillery.

ehh?
cracked?
anyways, yeah the xx5 boomerang is really fucking good. I prefer max stuns so 025 but I've not tried a 205.

>Carries your game

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I’m not sure who to be more afraid of honestly. The sentient bloons who keep coming or the mega coordinated monkeys who fight back with everything they got?

Any setup advice for Bloonarius swamp? I am shit at the game and unable to reliably setup against it

Cracked like cracked open unleashing their power. It's a zoomer term that rubbed off on me.

I like 2-0-5 because the popping power is absolutely insane compared to 0-2-5. Stuns don't matter as much once you have heli, glue, sniper, or frost setup.

what the fuck is happening in this webm? Is it a pet cage with a little dog yapping at the cactus?

saving this for filename threads

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Never noticed that the game genie shows up behind him till now

Any worthwhile btd game nowadays?

btd6

alright, wh0 want's to beat Vortex?

post anthro bloonarius

>anthro bloonarius
Why does this exist?

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because it make peepee hard
I want to fuck her until she pops

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Sniper Monkey's are so overpowered it's not even funny.

at least they're pricey enough that you can't really solo the whole game with just different snipers on most maps lol

user...those are bubbles...

I used the word "Cranked" personally. Like "Cranked up to 11". Took that one from the "Cranked" gamemode in Modern Warfare where you go fucking apeshit fast if you kill people and it's insanely fun.

Monkey sex

zoomer brain

My personal favorite would have to be the ice monkey because of how adorably he's looking at you. Ripe for petting and cuddling or fucking depending on how you swing.

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both of those options are pretty gay

pretty based you mean

I want the super monkey to overwhelm me with a flurry of darts and then proudly stand on top of me while stroking his ego and having a hearty laugh.

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When’s Cracker’s patron on kemono going to be updated?

Lmao

>[POPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOP]
>EXECUTING HACK
>CASH MONEY
>[POPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOP]
>THE SPRIT OF THE FOREST AWAKENS
>[POPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOP]
>GAME OVER MAN!

Fuckin moron how the hell did you leak to death after BOTH Obyn and Benjamin used their abilities lmao get good

Because online players are presumably fucking 5 year olds on their phones

>having voice lines enabled
why would you put yourself through that

>Brickell will never tell you to fire when ready during sex

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What hero monkey is your favorite?
Mine is Ezili.

Sauda.

do not have sex with monke

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user that's not how xp split works, it's based on the percentage of tower cost relative to the total cash spent , so you can safely just level up the tower instead of spamming the base

I only enable voice lines when playing with Brickell/Adora because they sound cute. Also Viking sauda because her retard laugh is hot.

Does anyone else here think the Sniper Paragon will be called "The Bloon Slayer" and be based off DOOM for it's design? The idea would be that it fires as fast as the Elite Defender does when a bloon leaks, Has an even greater cripple effect than Cripple MOAB, and has shrapnel, all that do extremely high damage. It's gun would also be called the Bloon Fryer Gun 10000.

Favorite is Ben, because money.

I dont want to believe I'm so fucking sex starved I would fuck a furry bloons monkey lady