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Oliver Green
Robert Nelson
I only sleep with my femboy lucario(male)
Levi Martin
What if it's a female Machoke? Like, we can't see that Pikachu's tail; it could be male.
Adam Gonzalez
I came here to say this, and now i got to clean it up
Adam Lee
Is it? Be honest, user.
Alexander Lopez
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net
stay safe out there hetbros
Nolan Thompson
Looks comfy for a cold winter day
Bentley Roberts
What about sleeping with my Hypno and Mr. Mime?
Dylan Reed
I don't honestly know which pokemon I would sleep with.
Logan Murphy
Braixen.
No contest.
Warm and fluff.
Michael Russell
she cute
Dylan Campbell
You're already doing that.
Lincoln Ward
Altaria
David Hall
Probably a nidoqueen
Grayson Taylor
In one the Pokemon games, they censored a comment by an NPC that in the past people married their pokemons.
Carson Lee
Ethan Ortiz
sleeping with your gardevoir : HOT
Ryan Robinson
I mean, sleeping with a machoke is weird but...
Wouldn’t sleeping with a pikachu be closer to pedophelia?
Cameron Flores
What is the hottest pokemon then? Gardevoir? Jinx?
Thomas Torres
those were all good answers, but yeah still can't decide honestly.
Carter Nguyen
Do you consider sleeping with your cat to be pedophilia?
Jeremiah Smith
>sleeping with your lopunny
>"you just know"
David Bell
probably slugma dick
Nathan King
So sleeping with your machoke is okay.
Jose Williams
yes.
Bentley Edwards
Nah.
Nicholas Jackson
Comfy nap time with rock doggies
Joshua Martin
why doesnt big floppa just maul him?
also someone post the webm of the cheetah on top of that researcher
Logan Bell
>big floppa
I saw this term being used for caracals and i gotta say, i fucking hate it.
Tyler Perry
I just want to get flattened by thicc lizard thighs.
Lincoln Davis
wow epic video game fun fact bro xd
Liam Garcia
Badda bing badda based
Blake Young
Even undomesticated predators can become very attached to humans and be careful.
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Nicholas Bennett
Cute puppies. That Midnight seems to be in dire need of ear scritches, though.
David Wilson
you just...
Jason Wilson
These two
Parker Brooks
That dude is probably over 6 feet tall, and the bear can easily fit his entire head in its mouth.
Ian Bell
i wanna hug and cuddle with an aggron!
William Stewart
No ear scratch so have the next best thing
Stop that
Gavin Price
Floppa - caracal
Sogga - serval
Plinkna - puma
Bingus - sphinx cat
Joseph Wood
It would be like cuddling with a rock
Ethan Gonzalez
This one probably does an even better job at showing how monstrous it is. But still intelligent enough not to do harm.
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Zachary Bennett
based
Lucas Collins
alright, Yea Forums. what's your favourite pokémon, and would you fuck it?
HARD MODE: NO GENWUN
ULTRA MASTER GIVE ME DEUS EX DANTE MUST DIE MODE: NO GARDEVOIR OR LOPUNNY
Eli Scott
Why would it? Predators won't just kill the first thing they see when they feel like eating, especially since most of them haven't seen a human and don't know if it's edible. If your floppa knows you feed it and knows you're friendly, it won't maul you. That only happens if it hates you or it's starving.
Carter Baker
Ditto.
Then command it to turn into any girl of my choosing.
Landon Garcia
Josiah Young
I would
David Campbell
Lycanroc(Midnight)
No and no.
Joseph Adams
my favorite pokemon is tyranitar and i want to be distinctively bred by an arcanine
Dominic Thompson
Ditto and Mrs. Mime (female Mr. Mime)
Cameron Hill
Weavile. And probably not, they're much better for snuggling.
Sebastian Perry
Hawlucha
No, he isn't that attractive to me, and he's only 2'7", maybe if he was 5'7"
Lucas Gutierrez
breloom, croagunk/toxicroak are close seconds though
no
Jaxon Murphy
Its a fucking KNOWN pokemon trainer FACT that sleeping with your pokemon outside of their fucking pokeball makes them WEAK.
I repeat do not form bonds with your pokemon, they exist to be trained and fight. You don't want your pokemon to be gigantic pussy in front of everybody do you? Everybody is going to laugh at you and call you a bitch when your bitch ass pokemon fail you.
Brayden Ortiz
How do you feel about blaziken?
Gabriel Moore
Because it's tame. Its still a giant cat that can wreck him if he looks at it wrong though.
Noah Nguyen
Salamance
I would probably not fuck it
Kevin Martinez
dude why the fuck did nintendo make the birds so fucking sexy in botw
Owen Sullivan
I've seen some good stuff of him, but I'm not crazy about him.
Gavin Peterson
Both of em.
Also yes to both of them
Michael Turner
Whimsicott.
Bentley Hill
You should give Hypno a try. They learn hypnosis and have fluffy beards. Pay no attention to the propaganda against Hypno as we are a lot friendly than people say.
Elijah Ortiz
How the fuck do you get your dog to be so huge?
Michael Lopez
Must be the slender hourglass figure most of them have
Jeremiah Foster
My boyfriends
Daniel King
>Reduces your accuracy by 10% and doubles own crit chance
Pssh...nuthin personnel, kid.
Brandon Stewart
Hawlucha or Vullaby
No to both
My brother