Elden Memes

>fundamentalism takes 5 hours to cast for shit damage and no stagger with only one useful AOE incantation that's pretty boring and drains a ton of FP
>same with lightning
>lightning weapons scale only with DEX as well
Faith is shit outside of PvP and pyromancy.

Magic is absolutely ridiculous. Not even using comet azur
Faith is so much more fun but like 1/5th the damage of int
Utility for faith requires maybe 5 points of investment so any class can use them. Before someone brings that up to argue

What about regular non colossal Greatsword?

those are literally better than regular greatswords
especially the banished / knight greatsword

Why would he do this?

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Deathbed smalls

Is this something you can actually do

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Use cragblade on the cross naginata.

Thanks I'll give it a whirl!

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What a disgrace poise was...

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considering this is using MAX poise + poise buffs + infinite poise flask im not sure if you're saying its bad he's still getting staggered or bad hes not getting staggered more

In Dark Souls 3? Agreed.

The real meme is hosts are consistently losing 3v1s

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you show em champ

>that VIT

no wonder people complain about invaders

He's getting wailed on by 2 Crucible Knights doing 3 hit combos kek this is a stress test if anything. You can bet he's trading with every mob in the game along with most bosses' combo starters

Crucible Knights have flat damage tables across the entire game I believe, so they never get stronger. Once you get around 60 vig and 38% or so damage reduction they aren't doing good damage anymore.

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Deathbed pussy got him going

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Heh...

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based

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Heh heh

Based swei enjoyer

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Enjoy exploring the Land Betweens!

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someone post the pic of the world map with the prawn over it

also rate my toon

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she cute

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The dress doesn't go well with ultra-heavy weapons. Plus, the tranime hair looks like crap.

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I just like her expression in this pic

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>we could've had this instead of a shitty, tsundere doll

I'll never be able to take girl characters with twigs for arms and frilly dresses seriously, especially when they're using fat fucking weapons

Saved.
And people say you poise sucks in ER, look at this absolute facetank.

Making beefed out gigachad doesn't make them less oversized

>That buttload of buffs acctive at the same time

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A lot of them are useless, he still has the baldachin's charm debuff in there for instance.

The doll was to disguise herself as her old mentor until she killed her fingers. now she's a master mage/god that uses a tangible astral projection; she can probably look however she wants.

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That looks min-maxxed as fuck. I think he also took a sip from his "more poise" flask so it's only temporary. You won't be able to get such results while traveling.

That Samurai and Barbarian look macho as fuck.

>The doll was to disguise herself as her old mentor until she killed her fingers
>disguise herself
>Ranni sits on her ass all day in RANNI'S RISE behind the Caria manor
>Surrounds herself with servants to the Carian royal family, one of which is a literal Finger sleeping agent
>You must be Ranni the Witch
>Indeed I am
Sounds like mouth-breather to me.

>red head blue eyes smug ranni
why couldn't we have this in game?

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I shouldn't have to dump 50 points into vigor while leveling up at Dark Souls 1 speeds. If the game gave souls like 2 did, 50 Vig being required wouldn't have been so bad.

>That looks min-maxxed as fuck.
A tank build requires lots of STR, END, and VIT all at once.
You know nothing.

>I think he also took a sip from his "more poise" flask
No, he double chugged crimson tears.

>You won't be able to get such results while traveling.
The Crucible knight is one of the toughest opponents in the game, let alone two of them. It's extreme. You're not going to find many challenges like that in the open world.

>I shouldn't have to dump 50 points into vigor while leveling up at Dark Souls 1 speeds.
lol why not?

I didn't say it was a GOOD disguise...

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gauntlets dont fit with the fashion
hair needs to be toned back to appear "naturally" purple instead of anime purple.

im not going to say anything else, it took me 200 hours to settle on the cloth garb patches "gives you". for now.

He's wearing the goat Tragoth armor and probably the goat talisman as well.
>No, he double chugged crimson tears.
He drank the flask before the fight. That's why there's a shitton of buffs going on. You can even see the resistances bars at the beginning of the clip. You won't be able to achieve such levels of poise without min-maxing AND using the poise flask and the latter can't be spammed.

>He's wearing the goat Tragoth armor and probably the goat talisman as well.
What's your point?

>He drank the flask before the fight.
Oh yes, because he was about to fight one of the most extreme bossfights in the game.

>You won't be able to achieve such levels of poise without min-maxing
You have no idea what min-maxing means.

Random adds don't do as much poise damage as crucible knights, so its probably still doable outside, everything else can just be guard countered.

You guys missed the fact he's got the ironjar perfume active here? That's the only thing you need to achieve max poise, no need to stack other buffs on top

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;)

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now do it on console
oh wait....kek

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>Can't be spammed
The winged tear lasts for 30 minutes and there are graces every ten feet in this game, you actually can spam the bull goat armor everywhere without END investment.

>What's your point?
The point is you can't achieve such levels of poise for only a short amount of time. It's definitely not doable when free-roaming the world.
>You have no idea what min-maxing means.
>get a late-game set of armor
>get super-high stats not only to wield a colossal weapon but also wear the HEAVIEST armor set in the game
>use a specific, late-game, short-lasting flask buff
>use a specific set of talismans
Sounds like min-maxing to me.
>Random adds don't do as much poise damage as crucible knights
Some probably do but you're right. The thing is, you can easily get overwhelmed by greater numbers during the free-roam.

3 minutes ah fuck.

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Would have been cool if you did it against anyone using a Katana.

>she

Yeah, the EQ load one lasts for 3 minutes and the poise one only lasts for 10 seconds.
>there are graces every ten feet in this game
user, if you rest to refill your flask, the enemies respawn as well. That's why I said such extreme levels of poise can't be achieved in the free roam. It's only good for bosses and that's still only 10 seconds.

>The point is you can't achieve such levels of poise for only a short amount of time.
What the fuck does the armor have to do with anything?
Are you implying the bullgoat armor is a temporary thing?

>hurrr you need late-game armor, stats, and buffs to do this!
The dual crucible knight fight is just before Leyndell. You get the bullgoat armor way before that, and have more than enough time to level up to use it.

You are just howlingly upset at this, aren't you?

hes 2x the level for the area kek

>such extreme levels of poise can't be achieved in the free roam
You don't need enough poise to facetank two crucible knights while free roaming.

Premium quality unga bunga

>heh, we're so smart, lets pretend we don't see this red then lock him in a room
>mfw giant hunt on the guy blocking the door and one shotting him

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With that health stamina and damage I'd think he's a bit more than just 2x the level lol