The good >Super Mario Maker 2 and Super Mario World relay races >Super Mario 64 120 star race >Ninja Gaiden >Metal Gear Rising: Reveangance hard mode >F-Zero GX Story Mode very hard mode >Doom Eternal
The bad >Another 3-and-a-half hour Pokemon meme race with Keizaron >2-and-a-half hours of an OoT meme race with Spikevegeta and his wife >4 hours of glitchless Pokemon Diamond & Pearl remake >4 hours of Yakuza: Like a Dragon, with that one Euro who blackmails the staff into accepting 4 hour Yakuza runs every year
>keizaron has a mental breakdown because he isn't taken seriously as a speedrunner after getting bombarded by memes during the last pokemon "race" >submits another pokemon "race"
Gavin Powell
There's also a SADX and Pac-Man World 2 run by the person who gave us one of the best runs since GDQ went to shit, but they transitioned like a day after this run
Pokémon runs are extremely comfy for the first 20 minutes and then get kind of boring. Still, that's 20 more minutes of entertainment then I get from a Crash bandicoot run.
Jaxson Peterson
>they
Camden Campbell
Currently watching Pumpkin Jack from the last event. Why the hell is this indie crap rated so high?
>>Another 3-and-a-half hour Pokemon meme race with Keizaron fuck pokemon runs. Fuck races and relays -and-a-half hours of an OoT meme race with Spikevegeta and his wife I could hav esworn SpikeV was gay but ok hes straight now-- is she cute? hours of glitchless Pokemon Diamond & Pearl remake fuck pokemon runs. So boring and every year its the same and the commentary is the worst. I will take any YGO game speed run over it because those are always hilarious like the one that went wayyy over time because he needed a golden egg sandwich. hours of Yakuza: Like a Dragon, with that one Euro who blackmails the staff into accepting 4 hour Yakuza runs every year qrd on the blackmale?
Jaxon Martin
When does it start?
Henry Jenkins
Having some problems there user?
Xavier Nelson
because it's surrounded by shit, you have to scale the results by the whole event rating. I don't think there is a single run from last event worth catching up on, it was garbage.
Eli Reed
so are they back to having the trannoid convention at a hotel? the only good parts since 2013 were catching random shit going on in the audience
I've given up any hope of watching this shit live anymore, usually I just pick any runs that appeal to me and watch them individually. Any sort of excitement has been completely stripped from the event over the years, it's not even worth watching for the cringe factor at this point.
Benjamin Cooper
>Mario Party mini game rush How the fuck can this be speed run?
Austin Hernandez
They got a cold?
John King
>pandemic
Michael Gomez
They aren't going to have shooters anymore, are they?
Isaac Hall
> Final Fantasy 6: Worlds Collide
Is this that romhack people on Yea Forums kept shilling even though the pixel remaster just came out?
Nolan Cox
>Kirby and the Forgotten Land >Any% 01:50:00
>Elden Ring >All Remembrances 01:55:00
Oh no
OH NO NO NO NOOOOO NO NO NO
THE FASTEST CATEGORY FOR FUCKING KIRBY IS ONLY 5 (FIVE!!!!!!9 MINUTES BEHIND ELDEN RING'S FULL GAME!
You will never be a real Yehudi. You have no patrilineal Judaism, you have no descent from Moses, you have no Matzo balls. You are a degenerate "speedrunner" twisted by Discord and estrogen into a crude mockery of G-d's perfection.
All the “donations” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your dilators people mock you. Your single mother is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “followers” laugh at your any% glitched streams behind closed doors.
Men of faith are utterly repulsed by you. Six thousand years of intelligent design have allowed gamers to sniff out edited runs with incredible efficiency. Even runners who "place" look like goyim to a Jew. Your lack of a hand cam is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk gentile to watch your idolatry, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your chair.
You will never do a mitzvah. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed from the Lord's flat and stationary earth, ready to crush you under Joan Donovan's unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your sacrificial chicken, and make a peaceful offering for Azazel at the Seder. Your Tavistock case manager will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of knowing a video game speedrunner. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with a Blue Checkmark, and every Rabbi putting a rock on your grave for the rest of eternity will know a member of the LGBTQP+ community is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably big-boned.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
June 26th. Thankfully their still shilling Doctors without Borders, its better then hearing people whine about Ukraine.
Henry Gonzalez
I still can believe they let chibi close enough for that to happen
Noah Russell
>trannies replay the same game 1000000000000000 times to shave off 0.00000000001 seconds to impress other wombless XY abominations no thanks
Nolan Lewis
I does seem pointless because Russia keeps turning away doctors without borders, the pope's rescue missions and everyone else. I mean I didn't donate the other years but for sure I'm not donating anything this time.
Nolan Myers
>ctrl+f "ecdycis >0 results found for shame
Carson Reed
It's pure degeneracy.
Jaxson Ross
>scatter charts soulless >tier lists with waifu image attached soul
Levi Lewis
based toot collector
Ethan Howard
Can’t wait to see the girl with the flappy hat :)
Xavier Cook
Fun was still allowed and it was an early AM run, if the fucker started doing jumping jacks in the middle of an OoT run I'm sure he would have been booted. The more surprising part is they actually let him be on a couch some years later, even if he was expressly forbidden from having a mic.
it's an accepted category now, they weighed the unpopularity of the run vs. allowing a mod, and held a vote with the major runners and it passed/
it's the same with FFXII-2 and Bioshock Infinite
FFXII-2 160 Fragments has one of the fragments locked behind casino RNG, and they voted to allow a mod that guarantees it every time first try because it was a run killer hours in
Bioshock Infinite had a random 1/50 chance of granting a movement speed increase equipment 30/40 minute in, which meant that 49/50 runs were automatic resets, so they voted to allow a mod that guarantees that equipment every time first try.
Lucas Richardson
>Bioshock Infinite had a random 1/50 chance of granting a movement speed increase equipment 30/40 minute in, which meant that 49/50 runs were automatic resets and here I thought Dampe was brutal when I was watching a lot of OOT 100% in like 2015
Benjamin Gray
At least it's just one thing. People speedrun Mario Party. And shit like this happens.
I think that's when the dude got excited and jumped up during a race, accidently unplugging one of the consoles. Could be completely wrong though.
Joseph Sullivan
The runner was really endearing and it was a jank 3D platformer with a surprising amount of depth, I liked it a lot >Alarm goes off for him to take his autism medication mid-run
Benjamin Butler
Going by he image alone, seems the guy on the right died on one of the last levels of SMB3 and he probably janked the controller in frustration, and glitched the game for both of them. I wonder if they finished the run somehow.
Ayden Gonzalez
Doom Eternal is in there, which is a rare GOOD modern FPS run
Dominic Powell
>2 hours of shasta slowrunning kirby mite be okay
Hunter Reyes
I speedrun Doom The Roguelike while cursing heavily in spanish. You could watch me :)
Jaxon Robinson
i just like to shitpost and make crappy OC while on the clock
