What am I in for?
What am I in for?
Homosexuality and gayness
I'm feeling rather hungry.
Shit optimisation and poor framerates
This.
Way too many bugs. I really wanted to enjoy this game but I encountered a game-breaking bug within an hour.
The great filter
getting bullied by peasants spamming high-level master techniques
I had an incredible time playing this without using fast travel even once. Best medieval sim out there.
janky kino
Because the fast travel isn't fast at all. The in game time you lose isn't worth it, might as well just gallop your way there.
Great game after you make sure you train with Byrd again after the initial training. Do it right away, don't even report to nightengale. Learn master strikes.
I hate the lockpicking but poking people in the face with a longsword never gets old.
Worst combat ever
Would be perfect if there were woman combatants you can hurt.
This
a very steep learning curve
Henrykino /thread/
seethe harder, rabbi
no niggers and based crusades. also boobs.
>Hey guys, it's Henry! Henry's here! Hullo Henry!
a game made by chuds for chuds
I jumped over a fence, broke my leg, couldn't figure out how to heal it. Tried sleeping for like 4 days straight and pretty sure Henry died of hunger. That's my Canon anyway.
So are there consequences to killing people when Miller asks you to rob them? I just sort of gave up and went loud and stabbed everyone after I shot 100 arrows into a wall trying to kill his dogs from 3 feet away.
I thought this game was such garbage. I stopped playing after you go hunting in the woods with some kid and you stumble upon these Turkic types (Cumans?). The ranged ai can't figure out that a friendly is in the way and killed its own. On top of that, it really doesn't run well.
It's a shame because I love historical context stuff.
Hey Henry's here to see us.
it's made by SJW devs who are scared to add little girls in the """historically accurate""" game
>SJW devs
horrible bait, 0/10 see me after class
the devs knew henry was too based and wouldnt leave the cunny alone so they had to cut them
Only a sjw dev can remove kids from a historical simulation game, just because it's """problematic""". It literally ruins all immersion. Even fucking shitcher 3 had kids.
> schizos bringing up politics in a thread asking about a videogame
Now can I get replies from people who AREN'T complete retards?
What's your computer like? what sort of specs?
Decent grade
Ryzen 5 2600
RX 580 8gb
16 gb ram
It's a fun and pretty looking game, the sidequests are where it really shines and probably has one of my favorite MCs in any video game ever.
even then the game is janky as fucking hell and falls apart VERY often but if you manage to get past that you'll get plenty of hours of entertainment
The worst combat system you'll ever have the displeasure of experiencing, it truly is astoundingly bad.
you shouldn't have any problems with that PC. it should be a pleasant and smooth experience. I was fine on much less.
Kino, but bad intro. I promise you that combat does get better but you'll need to sink some time into a training field, I also recommend entering the tourney
easily the most hilarious quest ever put in a video game
Janky and exploitable combat system, janky but entertaining npc interactions, fun quests, decent worldbuilding, a good main character. Overall it was a fun game
>did a speech check and missed out on this
I wanted to die so bad when I found out on what I just missed
>filtered
You mean the best combat of any melee game ever, yes.
Jesus Christ be praised
>"Your DRINKING level has increased."
This cover is so kino
A really boring game with some decent quest design.
Something great if you're willing to be patient, something shit if you're not
Shit save system
I'd rather have no kids than kids that are immune to all damage/death
just do alchemy lol
A great game with rough start, either learn how the game works or you're gonna end up hating it.
Also it's easier to escape an ambush when you're not fast travelling.
user I hope you knew that you can craft the save potions as early as the start of the game.
The Incel Scrolls: Chudrim.
alot more detective bullshit than you would imagine at first and alot of grinding weapon stats so you are not dead.
play on hardcore for maximum fun
I was patient enough to finish the entire game and the lack of control alone made it a frustrating experience that wasn't worth it.
>le just wait until halfway into the game when you finally UNLOCK the basic combat mechanics in a sidequest for training xDDD
This game would be nothing without the shilling. OP should go play something like Modern Warfare whenever it goes back to -70%, at least that game has functioning AI.
>le just wait until halfway into the game when you finally UNLOCK the basic combat mechanics in a sidequest for training xDDD
Do you mean the training guy outside of the first main city? That's halfway into the game?
>He didnt do his sword drills properly
filtered
Yea I bought a 6800xt last year thinking I was going to get to enjoy this game for all it's graphic perks.
Instead I found it barely making a difference, even with a higher grade CPU.
Killed my interest to keep playing
the intro is fairly long especially if you talk to Terresa and don't know, before going to whatshisface to learn combos that are impossible to pull off in the tournament anyway and perfect parry.
Kill yourself paedophile.
NOOO BUT THE REALISIMO KIDDERINO ACCURACINO
The intro doesn't take more than 5 hours if you are not retarded and the game literally warns you that you're about to do dlc content if you talk to theresa about her day
it doesnt warn you that you can't do fuck all with henry until its done unless you use a guide.
to this day teresa killed more with that axe than henry in the whole game except that boss and large battle in the forest
>leftypol wants to rape kid
not surprised
imagine not being able to afford 100 groshen at a tavern
LMAO what a fucking pleb
The articles written about it were fair, they just said that the dev was being abrasive about not wanting non-whites in his game which prompted the "well actuallies" from people who wanted to talk about historical non-white knights. It's one thing to have a historically accurate game, it's another to joke about black knights and be a based anti-left type. He baited controversy and the articles written about the game and the controversy were fair.