Area is only accessible after you unlock the shrinking powerup

based goemon enjoyer

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Welcome to my roller coaster tycoon park now pay up goyim

>shits on your floor
clean it up

These things often have sensors that'll go apeshit if you try to jump over them or push through without paying.

I want to use the shrinking powerups to shrink down next to a cute girl

>piss on the turnstile

>Drags you to the bad guest tile

makes more sense desu

That's Warwick's door

>is a cuck who just follows the rules

lmao okay sheep.

>be manlytears
>go through just fine

as a fat guy i have seen so many people faceplant from those that id rather pay the 3 bucks or whatever

manlytears we won...

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>why dont people just jump over the turnstiles?
because you can DIE!

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I want a cute girl to use the shrinking power up on me and bully me

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they're designed to literally murder you if you try to jump over them

did he died?

>shit fat people say

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Blacks jump over them all the time

Could this be the power of American intelligence?

IT'S TOO HIGH TO GET OVER
YOU'RE TOO LOW TO GET UNDER
YOU'RE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
AND THE PAIN IS THUNDER

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Yes, actually

>DocumentingReality
yes, he dead

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yeah lmfao

how? neck snapped? paper bones?

Manlets bruh lmfao

pay attention to the classic fentanyl shuffle. you may have seen this in a different context

I'd just do this if I saw this shit

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how does a genetic abomination have this much sass

bro the back of his head touched his shoulder blades

I’ve been on reddit for the past week and I’ve noticed that probably a quarter of the posts on Yea Forums are just pictures from the top reddit posts of the day. You are a faggot OP

yeah looking closer it's definitely his neck snapping
but i wanna imagine he just fell over and instantly died because it's funnier

So much inbreeding that it has 5 total neurons left in its brain, so its more retardation than sass

Is that Manly Tears's personal WC?

nerve gas

I see you've never been to Europe, where the government gouges you every chance they get.

>I’ve been on reddit
fag

BING BING... WAHOO?

>pisses all over the leash
Yes very "cute" I'm sure that gets cleaned regularly

Killed himself trying to save a dollar. Dumbass didn't even think to take his backpack off.

>mfw I realize the small human and head shaped entrance hole is for the american child to pass through holding the adult's hand
incredible

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this must be fake, nobody is retarded in that exact way, they'd either fail sooner or succeed
motherfucker can do a front flip but not go over the turnstile

it's for luggage you stupid american

Look at how he fell. Nigga snapped his fucking neck lmao.

i can not fucking believe how dumb this ape is

>whitewashed Daisy Seem bad.

>this is what sheltered reddit trannies really believe
If you ever wanna know if people can be THAT stupid, you should look in a mirror

>EY I'M WALKIN HERE

i want to know how the fuck this sub 60 iq was able to make it this far in life before this

Since most people don't stick the leash into their mouths, and are capable of washing their hands after, not seeing an issue. Wait til you find out how often shopping carts are washed.

society is made for and enables these people

>this hole was made for me!

he's clearly drunk as fuck. Look how he stumbles when he moves over to the left turnstile.

>turns a /pol/ thread into a gaming thread for the 50,000th time
Bravo, user.

>game is Elden Ring

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