Be Tarnished

>"Ok"
>*kills you*

I just realized that Malenia shouldn't even know what a Tarnished is since the whole business with mending the Elden Ring and such only began after she was knocked out from Caelid, giving her even less of a reason to try and murder you instantly.

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I would murder anyone stranger that enters my house

Godfrey was labeled tarnished and his army was exiled before Marika broke then ring and the demigods went full retard. She doesn't know they're back for the runes tho.

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I would do nothing, women cant fight.

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instant_loss_2koma

Far the Tarnished maybe.

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>what do?
DING DING
That’s what do :)

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I knew Fromfags were gay, but the massive amount of fags wanting to fuck that thing is honestly quite surprising

Kek so much could be solved if we could actually talk to bosses in this game.

Malenia has no genitals because she is from the stone-skinned ancient race and was created non-sexually

She has a full modeled pussy

>be man
>want fuck woman
>somehow gay?
nigga you are gay, even if you can't understand it, it's straight to be attracted to a woman, no matter her characteristics, (so long as they are not explicitly masculine characteristics a la buck)

As if she cared about her brothers bussy getting moghed when she has a legion of beta orbiters simping for her.

Get up.

Get down!

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propose

EH???

Tranny fucker

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Mating press

Win because I’m not a shitter

It's the best Bussy in the whole world and some say that His dick can cure scarlet rot.

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I'm slowly but surely gitting gud at the fight, I can get to phase 2 reasonably often. Waterfowl dance feels like the least of my worries now. The problems are just her healing, and her not giving me a chance to heal and getting oneshot. Only a couple of times have I seriously run out of heals.
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Kill it. Kill it quickly and without hesitation.
T.filtered tarnished

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Nakadashi
Then golden needle your dick until it's too late

just eat some boluses to stop it from building up

>fags simp for some bitch that has body like mtf, tiny ass head on top if it and completely rotted vagina
Unironically have sex

I can fix her

tell her to take a shower holy shit

I will, with her

malenia is the exposer of legit incels, no normal person finds literally rotten vagina and tits sexy in any way

Make her submit.

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>Daughter of radagon/marika has a manly body
Really maeks u tink

>tiny ass head
Seriously, why did they gave her normal npc sized body? Why did they scale everything about her except her head? Which idiot in fromsoft did this?

demon does it for what?

neck yourself normalfaggot

For

she is unironically rotten
fucking disgusting.
yuck

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It's exposer of trannies. Just see pvp. Filled with trannies cosplaying as her and trying to mimic her combat by spamming her ability.
Souls pvp was always gay, but ER pvp somehow manages to reek of HRT.

Sex?!?!

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I'm honestly starting to think that guys on this board would go down on a girl that is the definition of curtains beef sprinkled with fish stench.

>think
Fags here would unironically shove their face into vagina full of yeast infection and STIs without thinking twice.
That's because fags here only ever had sex with their hand while watching gazillion of porn.

I'd fuck Malenia any day before sticking my dick in a modern roastie.

Their pussies are the same tier. Filled with infection.

the difference is that malenia didn't get fucked by hundreds of men

Where ?

You sure about that? Gods in every mythology, be it Greek or Norse are always a literal whores.
The fact that Millicent ponders at one point that she could be her daughter as if that was a common possibility, says it all.

>You will witness true horror.
Jokes on you bitch, horror is literally my #1 fetish at the moment.

Malenia has 4 daughters, so she saw her fair share of action.

>Millicent and all of her sisters are confirmed as direct children of hers
Say what again bub?

only with her dear big brother radahn, which is kino and wholesome

is that gigachad?