You didn't eat it

mint>golden>originals > double stuffed > thins

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If it's this easy, why haven't you landed a White GF?
If it's this easy, why haven't landed an Asian GF?
Seriously; go out and actually talk to women instead living vicariously through more successful Golden Men and Aryan Men.

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this is correct but it has nothing to do with being fatass
doublestuffed is worst right off the bat because the filling is actually different than the one used in the regular oreo, you can actually taste it
thin is the best because of how crunchy crisp the cookie is and there is just enough creme to balance everything

>ugly face
>no body
good riddance lmfao

The fact that you had this seething post ready with a webm less than a minute and a half after the OP shows you’re either samefagging, or the average third worlder is so prepared to cry about Americans you had everything ready to go for the first thread you thought applied to your obsession.

What bionicle was hydrox again?

what in god's name is wrong with you

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Better than shitty ass oreos.

someone call /gif/ and tell them their schizos are breaking out

Does anyone have any idea what that shit in the middle actually is.

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oil mainly

Oreo Filling™

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the black biscuit part must be the absolute worst thing for your teeth after soda. Can't believe my parents fed me this shit as a kid

you didn't heat it

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i ate like 10 of these a week ago and felt like a fatass the rest of the day

Would

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My parents always bought these kinds of sandwich cookies and they soak up milk way better than oreos.

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Queue aye lost!

Asian food is overrated.

I love the bitter taste of the cookies but the filing is too sweet

They taste too artificial by themselves, but strangely I do like them with milk
Wouldn't buy them though

This chink shilling is getting out of control

one time I was buying these triple stuffed oreos at target.
The cashier lady smiled and asked me if these were for the superbowl. They weren't, I just ate like shit, but I didn't want to look like a freak so I tried to say yeah, but for some reason instead I tripped over my words and said
>yah hoo
with kind of a voice crack
she looked at me disappointedly and didn't say anything else

>tfw love both the filling and cookies individually and will happily eat either

retarded amounts of based

I still have never seen a source for this context

Just get those chocolate biscuits. They are the same thing but without the filling. Amazing for coffee.

CHING CHONG UGLY OVAL EYES LOL

>160 calories per 3 cookies
>3
>THREE
>Used to eat like half the entire row back when i used to eat these

Fucking hell anons, this is why americans are so fucking fat. You eat some cookies and think teehee it's just some tiny ass cookies it's not gonna do shit....right??. It's so fucking easy to under estimate your caloric intake with these types of snacks holy fuck lmao

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It's me in my daily life

Asian and Chinese girls are BUILT for BWC because their guy have tiny and useless cock

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I actually have a likely theory, he's some kind of gym teacher/transfer student. And he challenged them to a race.

you may as well just eat a jar of cake icing

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Chink shit is just oil, you&re skinny because you get the shits after all this, it's japs that eat lean.

Not that big into sweets, more a savory guy

Everybody have fun tonight!
Everybody wang chung tonight

vegetable oil emulsified with corn starch.

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savor these nuts gay boy *whips them out and plops them in your mouth*

I was too used to candy

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god finally someone else sees it like I do

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It's not the same as Oreo icing

This cope lmao

I just think it's weird because I've seen this webm posted so many times I'm surprised no one ever has located a source not because it's really peculiar a scenario but also because shitposters would love to use it

am i the only one who likes the cookie part and not the filling?

I lost so much fucking weight after moving out from my parents', since I didn't have shit like Oreos and bagels in my kitchen at all times

user they're 90% sugar and fat. of course they're calorific.

Well I think most of us can't be bothered to something as trivial as that. If you want to try yourself maybe try using Yandex/google reverse image search and see where that gets you?

Other than that, judging by the inner infrastructure of the building and the buildings from outside of the windows, i'd say there's an 80% chance it was filmed in Japan, if that helps.

>Peanut butter Oreos
>Chocolate peanut butter pie Oreos
>Hazelnut Oreos
>Golden Oreos
>Lemon twist Oreo
>Brownie batter Oreo
>Mint Oreo
>S'mOreos
>White Fudge Oreo
>Candy Cane Oreo
>Pumpkin Spice Oreo
>Coconut Oreo
>Gingerbread Oreo

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now i'm thirsty

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He has plastic surgery

fuck
Me and all of my brothers would just eat this shit as a snack from the can after letting it cool in the refrigerator
amazing that none of us were fat

That's some nordic country, no?
>All white people
>Clean streets
>Somewhat sparsely populated, doesn't look like one of the big capitals
>Nice traditional architecture

To be fair Nords do look like supermodels, and way better than movie stars. The shortest guy there is like 6 feet and they're all thin and in shape, well groomed, educated, well spoken.

Too bad they're a bunch of awkward spergs

Where the fuck can a nigga buy some fig newtons?

right here

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>cant find half of these
>mainly just get the mint oreos since they remind me of girl scout thin mints

>iron 80%
How?