Shantae thread

t. ancient Gayreek

low test

She's 16 you pedos

Sooo many people try and tell me the gameplay is stellar.
No its decent, I want to fuck Shantae, that is why i play.

Needs more pubes.

Shantae could have been an amazing series if they just went all out and made it an adult porn game. Would likely sell millions and millions of copies.

There are so few high quality 18+ games and the market is starving for them.

15 actually, they backtracked on this and tried to blame it all on just one guy despite pretty much all of the people working on the games saying she was underage in the past, just to avoid drama

>no nude pube version
nigga what the fuck?
unrelated though but are her games actually good? I've never played them just jerked off to her porn

Giga still best girl

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Not safe for work

Legal in most of USA

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You will never be a janny

If you like 2d platformers and shit like that, yea it's good fun. If not, the porn is still there and all that good shit

Here's another one.

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They're metroidvanias on the simple side of combat and platforming, but I had fun with the exploration and writing. Worthwhile 7/10s, at least the ones I've played.

Based

Do Shantaefaga even like her games?

I find them cute and enjoyable, they're not top tier or anything I'll admit, but they're worth the time to play

good enough for me. i haven't played any 2d platformer type games in a while. not since shovel knight, i think

God why are pubes so kino?

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>yfw they made him make a pinned post in the discord (of course) that Shantae has always been portrayed as an adult because they were losing their minds over risque fanart
Why are zoomers so mentally ill

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I do, yes. Nothing better than liking a game series AND its protagonist unconditionally.

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I only like 2 of them (pirate's curse and half genie hero), The rest are either mediocre or literal SHIT like Seven Sirens.

something about hairy teens does it for me. it just gives off a vibe of trying to act like adults

coloured pubes are so cringe, you can't beat the classic black.

>Swimsuit/underwear
>Sneakers
Why is it such a good look?

Her hair's naturally purple though?

that's just how it is these days

see also

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>in the discord
something you want to tell us?

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based?

fathom the fuzzer
imagine the minge

At least that's a clever/sneaky way to do it without having to spell it out for everyone to see. Now if some twitter checkmark spergs out over a drawing of Kyoko that shows too much leg you can just tell them she's canonically 18 to shut them up.

It's like the opposite of Japan, who go out of their way to tell you the sexy anime ass and tits you've been whacking it to actually belong to a middle school girl.

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I want to take Shantae's place

Shantae threads are just softcore porn threads

Pure sex

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Why is underwear with the black band so fucking hot!?

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>Not join her in there
Good tastes, not best tastes though

Global Rule 7. You enjoy your 3 day vacation.

Pubes are gay. There is no debate. If you like pubes you are 100% gay. Go kiss men and suck dicks and you'll have all the pubes you ever dream of. You are gay.

Yeah but you know that was pretty much done in response to twitter getting riled up over a several year old tweet.

also there's a possibility of them going to college in 2 since we new River City University is an area

is this true shantaebros?

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this looks like those medieval torture devices that cut you in half

>derpixfaggot

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what's wrong with him?

it's a wooden horse, it's entirely sexual torture

lel underage

op is brazilian btw

>MFW I'll never end up trapped in gigamermaid's belly along with Shantae

why

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Do you think the West is ever going to outgrow this mental illness, or are they just going to spread it?

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>7 years ago

rent free

They are definitely spreading it