What is the Five Guys of video games?

What is the Five Guys of video games?

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Depression Quest

Dark Souls, unironically.

Are burgers good for you?

americans are so fat they look at vidya and see food

Fpbp

Would love a burger right now

They're alright, lettuce has no real nutrition so you'd be better off with something like spinach instead, tomatoes are good, onions and pickles good, cheese is good if it isn't processed, pretty balanced and most importantly tastes good.

>Too expensive for the main course, but you could theoretically eat infinite peanuts if you had enough patience
That's all modern FPS games, really. Two seconds of campaign and then stretched out garbage multiplayer you're supposed to play for the rest of your life.

shit is overrated. For the price, I thought the burger would be a lot tastier. I legit think I'd rather have a double whopper. Its cheaper and tastes the same. At least they give you free unlimited peanuts.
Also I'm a diabetic American, so you can take my word for burger recommendations. If anyone wants my take concerning a burger joint, just ask.

Do Americans really? No wonder you guys are comically obese.

Yes.

diabetic american sounds like an oxymoron

how can you live there

Is In-N-Out all it's cracked up to be?

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Yes,they do, and They don't give a fuck, what are you gonna do to stop them?

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Does the impossible whopper have more of a seared bite than the regular whopper?

>They don't give a fuck
That's not true, weight loss is the number one goal in America and they spend billions each year on diet programs, books, supplements, and whatnot.

>seared bite
kill yourself

It's fresh, consistently good burgers you can get pretty cheap on your way home from work. They won't blow your mind but they're solid burgers a cut above 95% of other fast food burgers

Pretty tasty but absurdly expensive for what you're getting?
Nintendo games.

damn sorry bro but In-N-Out is mostly a Californian thing so haven't had it in a while. Tried it once when I was in LA and it was pretty damn good. Would recommend if you're in Cali or whatever other state they serve.

>lettuce has no real nutrition
This is a thing that gets repeated a lot but it's only Iceberg lettuce that's useless, the next best lettuce (Little Gem or Romaine) has like 3x the vitamins and nutrients of Iceberg

>american "cuisine"

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What is your country's cuisine?

They can be if you have a balanced diet. Worst thing about them is the bread and sauce.

mud cakes

work insurance pays for insulin. All these twitterfags complaining about the price of insulin are just jobless, fatass neets without a job, so they cant afford to pay for insulin. In my book, its ok to be fat as long as you're working. After all, if you're not eating good, what's the point of a job?

>Worst thing about them is the bread and sauce.
Yeah all that saturated fat and cholesterol is practically a a health food!

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What is the Whopper of videogames?

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none of the base ingredients of a burger are inherently unhealthy, just a lot of common varieties and derivatives are

surprisingly, burgers are one of the healthiest "junk foods". compared to shit like pizza or hotdogs, burgers might as well be a salad

wtf is Keto hariline? You lose hair if you only eat meat/protein? seriously?

cod

>You lose hair if you only eat meat/protein? seriously?
Probably a meme but long-term ketosis is not a good idea.

BASED

How do you feel about Wendy's and White Castle?

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that guy just said hamburger buns were the least healthy part of a burger and you have that retarded image ready to go?
you're a freak

they can be if you make them yourself and use quality ingredients

Mario Bros.
Everyone has heard of it.
Most have tried it in one of its various forms.
Some people were really divided between it and the competition.
Fairly reliable if you don't know what else you want at the moment.

By itself a burger is a balanced meal

SEXSH FOR FAVORSH

They modelled the Resident Evil 2 Remake burger after this? It looks almost exactly like it.

My parents found some success on this MLM trash called Optavia, so I tried it and lost 4 lbs in a week, but it's an 1100cal diet and I fucking hated having to think about food constantly.
Was gonna do OMAD but gorging 1600 calories in a single hour is shitty and you end up hungry anyways
Now I'm trying a shocking new diet called I don't snack at all ever and eat twice, lunch and dinner, while vaguely keeping track of calories so I don't hit 2200
thoughts?

>that guy just said hamburger buns were the least healthy part of a burger and you have that retarded image ready to go?
>you're a freak
It's not though. And I'm just fast on the draw :)

solid burgers, great sauce, cheese isnt literal plastic. The only problem is that they fuck up the stack order really badly. they do bun sauce lettuce tomato onion patty cheese bun so you get a mouth full of water before you even taste the burger. gotta get it with no veg. Its also really calorie dense.
8/10

I remember going to a Five Guys and then going home to play Orcs Must Die
The real answer to the question is Spelunky 2

taste: Shake Shack > 5 guys = In-n-Out
satiation/size:5 guys > In-n-Out >>> Shake Shack
overall: In-n-Out > Shake Shack > 5 guys
value: In-n-Out > shake shack >>> 5 guys

Pros : really good and consistent for the price, basically unbeatable.
Cons: You need to be in cuckifornia to find it with a few lucky exceptions

3x 0 is still 0

only if they are homemade

>beef is good for you
>vegetables are good for you
>cheese is good for you
>all these things combined together are...LE BAD

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if you make your own they're pretty ok

Cheap, pretty bad, forever in the shadow of a much more popular brand (McD's)?
Sounds like low-tier indie games.

>beef is good for you
No
>vegetables are good for you
Yes
>cheese is good for you
No

Its ok, and worth stopping by if you're in Vegas for some other reason, but its not worth a cannonball style cross-country drive unless you're into that kind of thing.
Five Guys and tons of local bars have better burgers.

how do i stop myself from eating 3 bigmacs tonight?

Overpriced and Overrated?
Anything Nintendo makes.

Sneak King obviously.

Shake Shack is way overpriced for what they give you

Eat 2 Big Macs and a Quarter Pounder instead.

Beef is literally the best type of meat one could eat.

Wendy's is fine. I'd say they're better than McDonalds and the baconator is delicious. White Castle I've never had. Sad!

"Beef" is an incredibly broad descriptive. Not all beef is equal. A lot of burgers have way too high of a fat content, what they were cooked in also matters a lot, etc. Beef can also mean tri tip or whatever too.

A CoD game. It’s overpriced and the vasic bitch ‘good’ product.

Fucking based
Yes it has vegetables, carbs, and protein.

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>Beef is literally the best type of meat one could eat.
Saturated fat, cholesterol, and heme iron are not good for you.

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White Castle isn't worth having.

In terms of value, i think it's hard to compete with In-n-Out. taste-wise they aren't the best but value for what you're getting it's unironically at the top. A double cheeseburger combo meal is cheaper than Mcdonald's and the taste competes with burgers twice as expensive

>csr

Beef is fine in moderation, problem is Ground Beef is usually pretty fatty and not good for you.
I fucking love cheeseburgers though

Overpriced and nothing special? Literally every AAA game.

Smashburger >>>

I agree, but they do taste great though and the crinkle-cut fries are also decent

Is there a problem?

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In-n-out is basic shit that excells foe having a ‘secret menu’ and nothing else.
The fries are subpar, the meat is subpar, and the line is not worth sitting in to get that.

if only you could control the amount of fat in your grind

fifa
i feel like white castle is one of those things that only midwesterners will ever understand

they took this from you

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I love whataburger but it’s hit or miss. When it’s good, it’s fantastic. But when it’s bad, you get the shits.

If you're still eating McD's in 2022 you need to take your own life

>white bread
>processed meat
>processed """cheese product"""
>healthy because it has le quarter serving of veggies!!
fuck off idiot

bison>>>>>beef
simple as

Southerners ripped it off and called it Krystals. It's decent.

i like their regular stuff, it's cheap and consistent. not mind-blowingly good but for the price i still like it over any other comparable burger shop

Not eating breakfast is a bad for dieting because it causes your body to crave the sugary and carb dense food that you are conditioned to eat. it has very little effect on actual weight loss because your metabolism isnt as elastic as the dieticians tell you it is. you wont really start churning your calories until lunch time if you skip breakfast and you spent the entire night storing fat already. In essence it may contribute to less calorie gain but your body is already conditioned to its cycle and will continue making you fat and flabby instead of efficiently using the calories and fat you intake during lunch and dinner. literally just have tea and crackers for breakfast and you would see much better results even if you intake more calories. I used to skip breakfast too before i researched it.

for me its A&W
when im feeling trashy some burgerking or carls jr

Five Guys is incredibly... forgettable, so insert whatever meh forgettable game

Again, not with that line.
If there was nearly no line, sure. But having to wait like 15-20 minutes for basic burger isn’t worth it to me.

>meat it bad now
I hate this board

i agree, my freeway entrance is getting an In-n-Out by the end of the year and it's gonna be fucking annoying when the drive-thru line expends all the way out

Depends on saturated fat content of the beef cut. Also cheese on burgers is a meme, just overpowers the flavor of everything else.

>meat it bad now
Always has been.

when I eat burgers I eat them for 3 weeks straight
I just go ham on them

>local diner closes and gets replaced by some yuppie hipster garbage

i just want a burger bros ;_;
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they're baiting and arguing in bad faith, they think of the worst possible meat and then pretend its all like that and then make their "argument".