where are my dino games?
Where are my dino games?
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Dinosaurs aren't cool anymore
i love dinosaurs
sex
What a terrible attempt at using 'woke'
Maybe but they're still sexy.
Attenborough has a great voice but most of his documentaries are pseudoscientific. He'll blame monkeys going to war on climate change, ya know, that thing that has been determined to maybe increase the average temperature by 1 degree in the next century...
I still want a first person dinosaur horror game, where you're stuck on a remote island and have to use a limited amount of resources to survive. Why hasn't anyone actually done that?
I'm absolutely amazed at how dumb niggas like you can be
Tell me more about the polar bears drowning, user....
Dinosaur innocently on her back
dino cloacussy...
wheres the feathers?
>no feathers
fucking dropped.
This better be fucking bait
What is this face trying to convey?
The game better not slack on the feet
confusion
>Uh, how does inner nature work?
>Uhhhhhhhhhhh genes? Maybe?
You're paying carbon taxes.
Dinosaurs didn't exist.
Just checking if I’m banned again
JW2 having a first person mode was one of the best features they added.
If only they had a "Guest possessor" mode that made it so that dinos could chase and eat you, there just might be a fun little build your own survival game
Why do developers especifically model this?
You don't exist.
>I have a big head
>and little arms
I see you nigger
Let me guess, you believe the jab helps you?
Can a nigga tell me what purpose a trex's arms served
Nope
>"OMG DINOSAURS ARE TOTALLY REAL BECAUSE SCIENCE MEN SAY SO"
does evrima still suck?
Yeah right
Maybe, just maybe, when a normal person is given the task of creating a detailed model of a dinosaur they don't see it as a sexual opportunity.
explain the bones and fossils
I remember stumbling across youtube fetish channels like this when I was younger.
Alway surprised I didn't develop an unhealthy fetish. heh
please take all selfies to /soc/
Placed there by NATO. Joe Biden specifically. Trump and Putin were trying to warn us.
>Maybe, just maybe
>dinosaur aren't real even though we have skeletons as proof
>but sky daddy is real, even though we have zero proof other than some old book
They went extinct.
I like it.
why did you derail a sexy dino thread with schizo shit
Dinosaurs was one of the few masculine hobbies left that young men had to identify with, and now the faggot scientists are trying to push dinosaurs having feathers and fur.
I want to get out of this clown world.
get it back on track by posting sexy dinos then
the most I've found is indie shit that gets no updates. I really want a good survival game in VR but the ones that are out suck.
Birds are cool.
people can't ignore bait apparently
lmao look at those arms.
They died with your childhood (and mine) in the 90's
the new hotness is moving away from shrinkwrapping, not feathers.
uh meowsta... that's a wyvern.
>I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
>Master?
Reminder:
1 year-old t-rex's were tiny little fluff babies that typically didn't live past 1 year and were about the size of small turkeys. Those that did gained 140 pounds every year.
4 year old t-rex's, still growing, weighed about 5 times the average 4 year old.
Adult t-rex's head no feather but a kind of-mohawk thing going one that was designed for social things and feathers covering the tip of their tail. They were still cool as helling fuck looking but also especially terrifying. They had poisonous saliva from eating so much dead shit, had a jaw that was primarily designed around just biting something once until it's bones exploded from the bite force as they had one of the strongest bite forces ever out of any animal. They didn't roar, instead just made a low hum that was so loud it would actually burst your eardrums if you heard it. They were primarily scavengers, and they only lived 30 years.
Pic-related is a baby t-rex at 1 year old.
they find like 3 bone fragments and invent a whole dinosaur out of it, completely fake and made up by the museum industry
Shut the fuck up, fag.
Dislike survival games but I want this.
youtube.com
>I miss consuming but now it doesn't cater to me so I'm gonna piss and moan about it
This. Big Museum put it all there. I wouldn't be surprised if they fabricated the corpses in Ukraine
>They were primarily scavengers
go to bed mr Horner
Same purpose your ring finger serves.
>Le skeletons are proof even though it was exposed that le ebin science Gods made them from plaster
>Sky daddy is fake even though the Shroud of Turin exists and Sodom and Gomorrah were found alongside Noah's Ark and countless other "evidences"
Spooky
>>Sky daddy is fake even though the Shroud of Turin exists and Sodom and Gomorrah were found alongside Noah's Ark and countless other "evidences"
I need some links
Nothing will ever beat this series.
dinosaurs are woke now? all journalist should be hung from poles
>Sodom and Gomorrah were found alongside Noah's Ark
Sexy
>A meteor killed all the dinosaurs
>But not the heckin fuzzy elephants and big cats. They were fine!
who got one? yes they are human cuddle size
>exposed
I don't think museums have ever hidden the fact that the skeletons on display are (mostly) not the actual fossils
This guy clearly isn’t serious and has no better way to spend his time. Nobody found Noah’s Ark. What a fucking loser holy shit.
Even if your god were real it would send you to hell for visiting this site and touching yourself you useless tool.
Dinosaurs aren't real
Then where are the real ones, big guy?
>NOOOOOO ONLY THE SUPER RICH AND POLITICAL ELITES GET TO SEE THE REAL ONES
so you mean to say that there are 0 dino bones and we're just trusting what a bunch of gay nerds say but it's totally real because the gay nerds best friends corroborate this story?
>If only you knew how bad things really are.
some are actually on display, some are kept in storage. The Field Museum displays the actual fossil T-Rex skeleton, for example
this is the worst fucking part of the post-election takeover, paleothreads on Yea Forums used to be great but now you have disingenuous niggers sticking their unwashed cocks in them too
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>woke dinosaurs
why are chuds like this
>I don't think museums have ever hidden the fact that the skeletons on display are (mostly) not the actual fossils
Paleontology was a meme science basically on par with climatefags who insist the icebergs will melt every single year and flood the planet until Jurassic Park made dinosaurs cool. Museums themselves (the large ones, at least) are filled with controversy over how their exhibits are often just complete conjecture based on the opinions of a few paleontologists.
I think the scalies here are worse than us """christcucks"""" scary dinosaurs art is cool porn of dinosaurs isn't
>The actual fossil Trex skeleton
Oh so there's only one. These big fucking retards were everywhere fucking shit up everywhere they went but we only found one
>W-w-well you see uhhh fossils get destroyed underground all the time and the uhhh t-t-t-tectonic plates and uhhhh.
Shut the fuck up. Dinosaurs are made up shit to help sell the lie of evolution.