Elden dog

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>basement neets spamming gay furry porn in Warcraft threads is the same thing as people emulating the nature of a wolf to learn hunting skills in ancient times

You will never return to nature.

I'm fucking astounded that you missed the point as badly as you did

I get what you're getting at, but you phrased it a bit like a schizo.

sorry, I'm European.

I say this as a man who likes to have sex with other men, this is the single gayest shit I've ever read in my life.

gib

user, cavemen were carving animal human deities/beings since we first learned to use tools. It's an intrinsic part of human nature, suppressed temporarily due to puritan sentiments.

>huge strong hairy men
makes sense to me

stop being sexy I'm trying to fight you

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you wouldn't make your wolf manservant dress up like a femboy, would you?

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So when are they going to patch him? His fight is waaay too easy for a late stage boss.

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that shit is more noble than wanting to make constant fetish porn for purely perverted purposes.
if you're obsessed with furshit 'purely' because you're looking for lost knowledge to be a better human, and not actively wanting to be a furfag, then you have more of my respect.

This doesn't look like a very practical suit of armor. What was Marika thinking? She knows better than that.

user, practically all the known animal deity religions have a really big focus on dicks/cum/fertility/etc. Like the most well known Egyptian myth is Osiris jerking off into the Nile. If you really think all those even less intelligent versions humans weren't also regularly getting off to the thought of being fucked by their deities, you're only fooling yourself.

osiris is an animal deity?

I'm saying the annual festivity of the Pharoah, who was seen as a God among the pantheon of their animal gods, was jerking off into the Nile in front of everyone, with their Gods supposedly watching down on it as well.

I mean the literal animal carving this user talks about had sexual characteristics.
Its an inherent human trait from our ancestors.

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and this is relevant how
not even gonna address you overblowing the animal thing in mythology to make yourself feel better about your degenerate fetish
also
>pharoah
stop posting

It's not just that, there's tons and tons of historical focus on dicks/cum/fertility. Humans are sexual creatures. It's literally in our physiology.

>if I put my fingers in my ears and go "nananana I can't hear you" that means I'm right
ok retard

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For me, it's elden horse

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I want to serve them both

>Sits around his house all day with depression while ordering TorrentEats

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He looks like he fucks human men

>Draconic Sentinel has to walk his horse all the way up from Maliketh's fog wall to the drop-off where you start because they don't "door deliver in tornado and dragon-filled hellholes"
>lobs all the garbage down one of the drop-offs in his arena after he's finished

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Fuck, I hope so

Me too

she took the tummypill

Odds are it was written by a w*man

We are all faggots here

Women hunger for Shadowbound Beasts like no other...

>Best boy is a wolf
>Best girl is a snake

What did Miyazaki mean by this?

>best human boy is a girl who is a god who is a ring who is actually Jesus

I'll use my mouth to cure his depression.

>There is no good way to save Blaidd
>He's created as a sleeper agent
>He grows to love Ranni
>So much so he goes against his programming to the point where it drives him mad
>You can't kill Ranni (even if you could) to free him, he would hate you because he loves her
>She may love him on some level but he's ultimately disposable to her and he doesn't care
>His simp nature locks him into madness and death

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BUILT for tummy rubs

wrong on both counts
url.privatepastebin.com/nx

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Low rubs

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>f*male pov
What a waste

Look at the size of his wolf plantigrade feet. Imagine burying your face in there, the messy footjobs

Wouldn't take much effort to rewrite it and just change key parts of it to make it male pov.

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Barafags are the worst type of homosexual

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Main character is a femiod. Written by w*men confirmed.

We like men not guys pretending to be women like trapfags

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Femboys and the people who like them are trannies and tranny chasers in denial. All your cope is tiresome.

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This. Why even bother being gay if you're just essentially going to fuck a girl.
Man up and fuck a dude.

but I wrote it user
are you calling me a real woman

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Trap =/= Tranny
Transgenderism is a mental illness, traps are just degenerate. I'm not going to argue that it's not gay, because it's gay as fuck, but a man who wishes they were a woman isn't the same as a man who just likes to look like one.

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