Game just released

>game just released
>no threads
what went wrong?

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>nintendo
I became double-digits in age

Extremely barebones and lack of soul

How does it compare to Wii Sports & Resort?

see you losers Thursday

Can't even make use of the customization options unless you play online

I mean it's just another Sports type game... Not bad but nothing to get hyped about neither.

I 100% guarantee you it won't break in the top 5. It will sell because normies buy everything waglan but it's not the success you think it is.

People are actually playing it instead of shitposting on Yea Forums.

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Should've been free for Switch Online users.

It looks like shovelware. Did anyone here actually play this and can confirm if it is shovelware or not?

do I buy it physical or digital?
is the leg strap worth $10?

Its fucking soulless nigger.
I finished playing shining pearl and decided to try an older pokemon so I played emerald. So much more soul despite some lack of QoL changes that were present in SP. This seems to be the norm for nintendo these days. Just look at MK8 deluxe courses. To be fully released END OF 2023 LMAO. You mean there won't be a MK9 before then?

>Wii sports 2
>playing

it's just straight gameplay, not really much to discuss as far as meta or story.

see you thursday then

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It all just feels very shallow. None of the games are really that fun outside of Tennis and Bowling which work the same as they did before. Badminton is effectively the same as Tennis which makes it pointless.
Bowling seems a bit more difficult to get strikes now but that might just be me.

FUCK those pseudomiis

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Don't you need the strap for some sports?

Pink girl is kinda hot...

There is lile 4 almost identical net sports for no reason. Maybe once golf is released it will have enough content.
No its 100% nostalgia. Lots of kids remember playing wii sports with their families and immediately flock to switch sports to relive their memories.

Not worth, you only need it for a specific soccer minigame

It's golden week

It's because gyro is objectively inferior to IR.

No boxing no buy

Chambara is fun as fuck

>there are "people" ITT that actually played this shovelware

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9 year olds are getting older and older every generation

Feels like you're better off getting this. The bowling works similarly. It technically has non-waggle versions of tennis and golf too.
Plus 50 other games you may or may not be assed about.

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Nintendo games are cheap, disposable, and forgettable now.

It's not the kind of game that generates discussion

>What went wrong
Selling 1-2-Switch on release for full price instead of this game for free

Doesn't come in a bundle with a pair of joycons.

It's Wii Sports with online, really.
The Tennis and Chambara are pretty much how they were originally, with the former being a lot less waggle-heavy (spamming the swings will either make you whiff or get an out, so timing actually matters). Badminton feels kind of like Tennis, but with more emphasis on how you swing than the timing of your swings. It feels pretty nice.
The clothing unlocks being time-based kind of sucks though, everyone you play against looks the same because of how limited the defaults and the current unlocks are.

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If i cant make peter griffin with the sportsmates, then the game is trash

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>Charging for an inferior version of a game they released for free with the Wii
Gee, I wonder

do I get physical or digital?

Physical's more expensive but comes with the legstrap for soccer. I heard it's kind of gimmicky though, compared to quick wrist flicks. I went with digital, personally.

soccer and bowling are fun

the other one is a sword game that is alright and 3 identical games that are ok but we didn't need 3 of them

where's boxing golf basketball or any other sport? feels like they dropped the ball here

I just can't decide if it's worth the extra $10 and space or not
I bought clubhouse games digital because I wanted to be able to play it all the time at a moment's notice and I'm wondering if I should do the same for this but apparently you can't even play multiplayer locally unless it's docked?

wew those avatars look kinda hot

>3 identical games that are ok but we didn't need 3 of them
I feel like volleyball is enough of it's own thing but yeah. badminton feels really redundant when tennis already exists.
Wasn't golf confirmed a free update later? and i think adatamine in the online test revealed some text about basketball and something else.

why would they wait to put those in though. haven't they learned from animal crossing that drip feeding content causes people to get bored initially and not come back for all the little updates.

Why isn't it just called Switch Sports, like how Wii Sports wasn't called "Nintendo Wii Sports"? Fucking stupid.

And why are they replacing Miis with these generic nobodies?

Gay game. Literally one body type and everyone is a tranny. Worse than animal crossing 'style' because the boys sit like this.

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>Miis aren't the main focus
Soulless as fuck

The Switch is called the "Nintendo Switch" the Wii as just called the "Wii". I'm not joking.

Or baseball. You even have to hold down ZR when bowling the entire time.
Nintendo sucked all the fun out of this game

how much is it?

is there single player content with like goals or missions or whatever to accomplish or is just versus modes?

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I just looked that up to check, Wii and Wii U are the only Nintendo consoles where they don't have Nintendo as a part of the official name. Dafuk?

the hold down zr thing is probably so people don't instinctively let go of their remote and launch it into their screen

oh wow, look that, adults who never pastured past the age of 6. definitely gonna start shilling for based nintendo now that all the ""cool"" kids are playing their games.
im sure they didn't suddenly start getting into these games until BigBangTheory came along and made it acceptable.

reminds me of that poster they were trying to push back in the 80's or 90's. anyone got the pic?

THE FUCKING JOY CONS COME WITH A STRAP

This game also reminds you of it like every 2nd match. Yet retards will still not put it on.
And then still sue nintendo when they throw their controller into the TV.

>im sure they didn't suddenly start getting into these games until BigBangTheory came along and made it acceptable.
This is some peak butthurt cope, holy shit

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But only two of them are good: Mancala and Mahjong.

2 out of 4 people I played with yesterday didn't use the strap despite me and the game telling them to

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Cute boy.

So have you unlocked Pro league yet in any sports? I tried focussing a bit on tennis alone but it seems to take a fair bir of time.
Or i still suck too much.

Fuck outta here.

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Only in chambara.

this is what switch players play while everyone else
plays elden ring lol

>implying I don't like both
Sportsmates need more mob face honestly

Guess which one is more fun lol

Nintendo could easily make kino by putting more sports, and I am talking about obligatory purchase level kino
Why wouldn't they?
If I was Nintendo I'd put baseball, boxing, hockey, wrestling, CHESS (nintendo chess motherfuckers), ice skating, polo, fencing, starcraft 2, everything

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why does this child have a full on beard?

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