ELDEN RING THREAD

i enjoy invading and fucking up hosts as hard as possible
they summoned, theyre playing the game on easy mode. they deserve to suffer.
I also spawned in hundreds of crafting mats just to make stalk dung pies so I can throw them on hosts after I murder them

I didn't find Mohg on my first playthrough and I'm glad because this shit is just annoying.

I used mimic tear in Melania's second form,
I just wanted to move on with my life.

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I still haven't beaten the game and have just arrived at Volcano Manor at 70hrs

i've probably spent 100 hours on fashion souls alone

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How the fuck do I fix the game freezing during bosses? It will do it for like three seconds at a time by which point I've already died because it won't accept inputs. I've tried everything including borderless, updating drivers, unlimited shader cache, closing other programs etc.

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>can beat the fire giant easily
>struggle with the regal ancestor

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Understandable, but you just didnt beat the game

I always overlevel somewhat.

>Father... I downloaded nude mods

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I cheese everything with the Wing of Astel. The bigger they are, the easier it it. Last boss I killed was the Dragonlord and he eats every single explosion. It didn't even start out that way. I just wanted to dual wield curved swords and then I found the Wing. It took me a while to realize just how good the weapon art is and now dual wielding is for saving FP. I also have 80 int but I barely use any magic.

It's not a sin
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after hours of busting myself against the wall i caved and summoned help with melina(this was like 3 weeks ago) it was some naked dude with a spear and fingerprint shield on my first playthrough and he just tanked and we won
what a chad desu

i respecced for Rivers of Blood while Malenia was bugged and holy fuck, this weapon is disgusting.

I cheat my parry only run by only parry fat foreskin

DQ8

I read badly translated chinese morgott fics on AO3

Here take this one its better

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Me too. I'm at Raya Lucaria on my second playthrough and I just don't care anymore.

I cheated after about 30hrs of playing ER and don't regret my decision at all, especially when seeing the patches (which luckily don't affect me since I deleted after one playthrough and will never return).

Should I go back to find placidux? I already finished the game.

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When I see this turtle I always think of Part 5 Polnareff from JoJo

what the fuck is a stone astrolabe?
is the blue dancer cloth worth it for a naked playthrough?
Is anyone else setting up a PvP character to defend Moonveil and stop people from getting it?

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My mom says I shouldn't talk to stray dogs.

Your mom is a whore.

I use lions claw on the giant stone hammer and really enjoy that it staggers giant enemies, and now its even better.

300hrs in. Just arrived at elden beast in ng+2 but the radagon cheese doesn't work anymore, I always stagger him at 50% and then he murders me.

>what the fuck is a stone astrolabe?
Pretty sure they're the quarter domes you find starlight shards by.
>is the blue dancer cloth worth it for a naked playthrough?
If you're committed to doing a naked playthrough you may was well own it.
>Is anyone else setting up a PvP character to defend Moonveil and stop people from getting it?
When I played Caelid on my second playthrough I activated all the summoning pools up front and never went a second without my sign in someone's world. Gael tunnel, the location of moonveil, was unpopular for both co-op and invasions. Plus the layout isn't too bad to just run past everything if the host doesn't feel like a fight. If you want to be a Caelid invader aim for Sellia crystal tunnel, not just for the unlucky few that end up there early but because it's genuinely some of the most fun I had fighting off invaders.

I’ve been stuck on Malenia for two weeks. Farthest I got is a little under half health. The fight is pure unfiltered kino though and it’s mainly taking so long cause I’ve been doing other shit, I only do a few attempts each day and fuck off. If I’m angry I put on fat armour and a mask and invade others

That sekiro deflect mod makes the vanilla gameplay feel like shit, once you go clang you never go back.

>stuck on Malenia for two weeks
>fight is pure unfiltered kino though
I admire you dedication and taste user but that's just too long. I mean you have the rest of the game to enjoy. Maybe respec and try some not full cancer meta build?

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Yea I’ve been doing nearly everything else, I only attempt her a few times a day, then I leave to “git guder”. Every time I come back I do better and better. I’ll be more dedicated once I clear out more dungeons in the openworld, then I’ll beat her and I can finally move on to Farum Azula…where I hear there’s a nice dog waiting for me

I used the ruins greatsword.

I've beaten Mohg before Morgott but I didn't get the alternative cutscene.
Got my Rivers of Blood for my pure arcane character but I think I'll still stick with the Reduvia for while.

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I will absolutely respec just for the gesture and there is nothing you can do to stop me, giant dog.

>I've beaten Mohg before Morgott but I didn't get the alternative cutscene
Is there supposed to be a different cutscene if you do that?

I think I saw a webm that had Morgott unleash some yellow omen aura or something like that when he destroyed his staff.

I smacked Patches when I saw him at the Shaded Castle and killed him

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I've been using the Sorcerer Leggings the whole game because they show off the legs and feet better than any other leg armor I can find.

Whenever an NPC dies from a single hit, I immediately think of Senior Pelo screaming.

Once you get his squat emote can you kill him for his armor?

I beat the game poking from behind a greatshield.

based
fashion > stats

I...
I switchedy build to full bleed cheese vs malenia, I'm sorry i can't get gud

He drops a +8 spear lmao
How is he so weak with such a high level spear (for the area he's in)

w-whats wrong with the ruins greatsword

Bros please I'm at an impasse: should I burn Melina or embrace chaos? I know the she was barely around but would it really be so bad to spare her life by going a little mad?

This game is too big.

I did the same but then, after completing the game, I deleted the save and started new characters.
Not even NG+ can cleanse such sin.

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Why do retards need to play the same game over and over? I'll never get it, of course its boring if you already know everything thats in it.

yes
if you cant resist the temptation in a game how are you suposed to in life

>would it really be so bad to spare her life by going a little mad?
maybe Vyke would know

I donned the heaviest armor I could and provided Tiche with ranged support via Stars of Ruin.

Just go frenzy to burn the tree and then heal yourself with Miquella's needle