Elden Ring is a game about a feminist uprising against patriarchy and God.
Elden Ring is a game about a feminist uprising against patriarchy and God
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Tiche is my wife/sex slave
>patriarchy
>QUEEN marika
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>uprising against patriarchy
Except that there was a matriarchy, and it was unironically the source of all the problems.
Elden Ring is a story about women fucking up everything and men trying to fix it.
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>A game where the actions of women lead to the downfall of society and men are the ones trying to hold it together and fix things
>Feminist
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The Black Knives are cute! CUTE!!!
Yes and you main goal is destroying all those men.
Notice how Rennala is the only boss you don't kill. Malenia is also reviving inside her flower.
>women create all the problems
>blame men for it
>end up killing a God for it
Buh-based?
Keep pushing that meme. The society in the game is ruled and brainwashed by literal aliens that genocided other civilizations. Radagon is a submissive cuck for trying to repair the ring and continue their rule.
But what if all Outer Gods are women too?
Why do anti-GW fags always default to crying about genocide as if it is somehow inherently bad? If you are not ready to kill to ensure peace, you will never have it.
Oh no no no tRanniesisters...
Obsessed
I HATE THE GREATER WILL
I HATE THE GREATER WILL
Tails thread.
>feminists rise up against patriarchy and God
>the entire world goes to shit
yep makes sense
IJI NOOO
Don't care, still ruling as a male with my dung bros in my dung mist.
The blue bitch can smell the stench of my breath in all directions now.
>the demigod and the negress henchmen of the game that started the total chaos are all women. There are strong suspicions that this is a plan orchestrated by the main troon
it's no coincidence that resetera and shazaamtrannies are so fierce against elden ring
Literally submitting yourself to alien overlords to own the libs, lmao
Who cares about the story, I'm just fightin 'round the world.
>matriarchy was the problem
>not mortals playing as gods
The problem is that the vessel has free will and is therefore fallible. But we can fix that right up.
>nu men
I don't know about that, but it's obvious there is some "strong women" thing going on in the world of ER, which I'm fine with of course.
Don't need any weaklings in my Souls games.
Imagine feeling threatened at the mere mention of women
Are you "threatened" by a cockroach if you find it disgusting?
That's why I burned the whole thing to the ground with the based flame.
>accepted the frenzied flame for melina, and subsequently purged it of course
>she doesn't even show up to thank me
what a bitch, glad I married Ranni
>patriarchy
Isn't the highest authority, and several others arround the game, all woman?
>can't progress without killing all female-leaning creatures and leaving the rest unharmed
Shit game.
>most of the woman are horrible people
based as hell
>matriarchy
More like trannyarchy. Doomed to fail from the start.
>nepheli loux - honourabe warrior
>roderika - helps the tarnished and looks after an old man with dementia
>millicent - wants to tell malenia she's a pussy
>latenna - wants to save her species i guess?
>enia - believes in you
>renna - gave us a spirit
>ranni - nothing wrong
>rya - helpful
>tanith - dedicated to her husband
>fia - gives free hugs, wants to save godwyn
>sellen - is a nice person
>hyetta - wants to be a finger maiden, accepts grapes from kind old people
>miquella - remove outer gods, help people who are mistreated for their ethnicity, looks afterher sister
But so are most men. Gowry, Gideon, Seluvis all manipulative shady fucks.
It’s just a grimdark world
unironically true. You can choose to restore patriarchy or become a tranny with Ranni.
>All the people who contributed to the destruction of the world in elden ring were women
>Miquella
>Her
Might as well just kill everything, things would be super peaceful then.
No, just like in every form game there is absolutely no story whatsoever
The Golden Order pretty much did, leaving only humans as a major player in the world. And things were good.
>miquella
so no troons among their ranks eh?
So that's why they are such a easy enemies.
>iToddler
>no Malenia
incel. faggot.
Dude Miquella has penis.
and why are girls so weak in this game
only strong woman is overtuned super boss.
Now you're getting it!
I like you!
because she's a not a demigod, she's literally a woman who had her heartbroken by radagon leaving her for marika, she was such a nonthreat that her second stage in the fight isn't even her, but rather a projection made by ranni
you know how the entire "dark moon greatsword" is given by Carian queens or whatever they're called to their betrothed?
she gave one to radagon and he literally turned into the golden order greatsword.
>and god
which one?
>uprising against authority
about time someone did something........
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>she gave one to radagon and he literally turned into the golden order greatsword.
and then got rid of it like the colossal tool he literally is
And it also proves that women ruin everything
>no Melina
just like in game
>women
>rumoured to be nu-male
So... trannies?
>miquella
>enslave tiche as my personal buttslut
>she helps me become elden lord
>instead go on vacation with my main blue bitch
>tiche watches me bust beautiful nuts for the next thousand years
Elden Ring is unironically a tale about how women fuck everything up.
>women
>not type B
explain?
You guys joke around with tRanni, but she is literally a metaphor for transhumanism. The ideology of man going above the creator.