Are there any games where you can play as a shortstack?

Are there any games where you can play as a shortstack?

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If I could have only one wish, I would turn every woman and future woman into a shortstack with massive milkers

I wish I looked like that.

Same.

Imagine the mousepad

Friendly reminder that to men my size, 6ft +, all women are short.

Skyrim (with mods)

Like always, all anime leads to trannies

No. Feminist landwhales are deeply insecure about portraying fictional women as attractive, so they are always made ugly/fat/stick, at least in the West.

Is 5'3" short enough?

Hyrule Warriors

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sonic adventure 2 battle

And you still don’t get laid

A Hat in Time

shortstack guide?

Ilulu?

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>tfw girlfriend has tits like this
I'm so fucking happy bros. I like grabbing em and shaking em around like in the OP pic.

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What about her?

Modded Skyrim

>tranny thread pretending to want actual suggestions but usually ignores them to dump shitty art and attempt roleplay
every time

Wait there's Booba mods in AHIT?

ABSOLUTELY MOTHERLY.

Rouge in SA2 and Amy in SA1

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>play vrchat
>walk around in blackcat looking to talk
>someone yells across the room running at me "FINALLY A SHORTSTACK ENJOYER
>we briefly talk about how much better shortstacks are compared to everything else in existence
>add each other to friends list and go in a private lobby
>we wholesomely share our favorite shortstack avatars and have a nice wholesome discussion
what the fuck i love vrchat now. wait, you thought we were going to erp? you're such a pervert, user...

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Resist short stacks or your Boys will be manlets.

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why does she wear a thong?

How many irl shortstacks have you guys seen? I've only seen one that actually was a legitimate case, a chemistry instructor who was about 4'10", huge boobas (each nearly the size of her head), otherwise thin, and glasses as an extra bonus.

Maplestory 2... but its gone.

Somewhere out there.

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It ain't easy

>Resist short stacks
no

fuck you I got hard at the pic and then nothing
take responsibility

I see 5-7 per week in Mexico.

Humanity used to be way shorter on average until recent generations, and it was better that way. Dwarves and other short races aren't top tier races for nothing, they have peak male AND female performance

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How do I order an Ilulu and Kanna combo meal?

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Kek at this picture

>Mexico
Doesn't count

>shortstack with huge booba
>there is a high possibility of manlets with huge dongs

Are you sure you can handle all that food?

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Do oppai lolis count?

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I love Cool
I thank him and kyoani every day for all the ilulu pics

Post pics

God, imagine a Mexican shortstack that knows how to cook. Would actually be perfect for me.

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>How many irl shortstacks have you guys seen?
Plenty. Just go to places with a hispanic population. Mostly inner cities but that's the cost if you want fairly common sightings.

None so far, but I hope to one day.

Someday I'll get a girlfriend, someday..

Would you a space squirrel?Too bad ice age games are not that good

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Why is she spinning?

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Together forever.

Ilulu paizuri for breakfast
Kanna intercrural for lunch
Mating press both of them for dinner

i'd give her my nut(s)

Why aren't you spinning?

Quite a few
One is talking to me right now but I won't take her up because I'm scared of being hurt as I've allowed my last GF to obliterate me emotionally

My town's full of them. Just come to Mexico or one of the states that borders them.

>the 40 Foot Virgin
>Jack and the Giant Jackoff
>the Cloud Botherer

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Imma breed as many shortstacks as possible and create more shortstack daughters in the process to spread joy to the world

Does Kaede actually count? She's a special, not a striker. So, you don't actually see her doing gameplay stuff...

Add "kanna naizuri for dessert" and you've got a deal.

I want both sitting on me.

You interact with her in the cafe, you roll for her, and you use her EX so I would say yes!

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i bet your discussion got super heated, user

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boobs are literally asses but on the chest! hahaha

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except boobs secretes milk which nurtures life and the ass secretes shit, piss and life-ruining babies

>tfw balding and 5'7" with a virgin 7" long 6" around dick

>Space Squirrel
Ok cool, but how about I raise you... a space goblin?

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Alrighty then, I guess she counts... Still sucks how Specials are treated compared to Strikers in Blue Archive. Atleast put them in the Victory cutscene, goddamit...