Vexx

Why did it fail?

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Bad marketing, with Rare leaving to Microsoft the Gamecube was starved for a Banjo-Kazooie type game, they ahould have advertised it as that

There's 0 chance a Vexx thread could ever make on Yea Forums. Anyways thanks for reminding me I guess I'mma go emulate it now.

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my lil nigga vexx jus wasn't a baf enuf dude to take out dem bustas...R.I.P....

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stupid character design and too edgy

it succeeded in my heart

It was released 60% unfinished and was too hard to be enjoyed by a mainstream audience.

I loved it as a kid but the character/monster designs scared me

Absolutely atrocious character design. What the fuck is he even meant to be?

I never really knew what this game was. All of the marketing was it's a dude with claws.

He was every action platform and none of them at the same time.

It's a super mario 64 type platformer, you collect gross beating hearts instead of stars and there's a day/night cycle that affects the enemies in the levels

I get that one of them is Lara Croft but who the fuck are the others? Did they pussy out of including Mario and Sonic at the last minute?

hugh jackman

The only thing I remember about the game is this

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My fucking sides.

E3 was a weird time.

That actually sounds cool. They should have told someone.

Cause it sucks. Its legitimately not a fun game to play or collect stars, I mean hearts, in.

This and cut content, game was unfinished

Out of curiousosity and a desire to ruin your day and mind. Yes, Vexx porn exist, No it's not good. Were there even any characters in this game besides Vexx?

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I kinda want to say that yellow is supposed to be crash but I have no idea who the other is.

Yeah.

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That reminds me of this

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what the fuck I just watched the game design video featuring this the other day. I hate the youtube algorithm.

T-That's an edit, right?

She's hideous but the outfit is hot. Vexx is truly an enigma.

>She's hideous
that's a bit dramatic

i miss crude dudes with rude tudes marketing. now everyone is just a sissy faggot nigerlover

It has some cool shit like the sun dial and the move list but it came out when the market was absolutely flooded with mascot 3d platformers.
>Mario
>Crash
>Spyro
>Ratchet and Clank
>Jak and Daxter
>Sly Cooper
>Rayman
>Ape Escape
>Ty
>Tak
>Scaler
>All the movie and TV show tie in games

I'm sure some off model fan-art can make her pretty.

Lol

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Holy shit lmao

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... have you played it? The reasons are self evident

they fucking knew

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>Why did it fail?
Well, would you take a fucking look at it?

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I always remember seeing this on the shelf and thinking it looked gay.

>Creature from a prison island brutally assaults innocent civilians
Pretty accurate.

Green is sonic yellow is crash

it's wrong to like black people?

its fine im just tired of seeing it every where

No, you can only love big boody blackwomen.

The only platformer in my collection I couldn’t beat. Fuck the final boss…

Did anyone of you play this back in the day? I remember reading some hype about it in magazines years before it was released and then completely forgot it existed until I came across it again a couple of years ago.

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If I like Rayman and Banjo, would I like this?
What about Spyro, never played them.

Just play Rayman 3 instead.

What's the best way to play Rayman 3 today.

Gee, I guess they were trying to outdo Naughty Dog.

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This all day long. I can't imagine that nobody during the approval processes stopped and said "Wait a minute... this is absolute shit."

Emulate the PS2 version.

Why the PS2 versions specifically? Isn't Dolphin emulator better than PCXS2 anyways.

That'd work too, I suppose. I don't think there's much of a difference anyways.

Aren't they still selling the game over at GOG? I wonder if the game runs fine on modern OS.

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It's wrong to like people just because their skin color is dark. Go virtue signal somewhere else.

It's akklaim they probably payed homeless guys to tattoo the protagonist's face on their balls or something and called it a day

I remember I traded this game with someone for I think WWE smackdown 2006
glover was more memorable than whatever the hell this was
I don't even know how I got a copy of it

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It wasn't a banjo-kazooie type game, it was openly mario 64

ugliest character desing of all time

Just realized how badly the 2000s were filled with crappy mascot designs

This. Most platformer mascots are supposed to be either cute (Mario, Banjo, Kao), cool (Sonic, Crash, Gex), or can even be both (Rayman, Spyro) as long as they lean more towards one than another. Vexx has the body proportions befitting of a cartoon character but otherwise looks too ugly and unfriendly. In other words, an awkward, edgy middle schooler that hasn't found his place yet.

That's the point though. He's a little edgy dipshit and I love him for it. He's got three brain cells and refuses to use any of them. It's like training a gerbil to operate a bulldozer.

this