Elden Ring is the best bang for my buck i've ever gotten out of a video game. Its been two months and Im still playing it. I didnt pay for a glorified 4 hour tech demo with 400$ of lootboxes or dlc to get a huge content and epic experience, it was given to me right out the box. Take not Westshitters, this is how you make a game.
Elden Ring is the best bang for my buck i've ever gotten out of a video game...
Michael Edwards
Leo Robinson
It takes Japan to lead the way as always
Nathan James
reminder that knots are disgusting, blaidd has a thick humanoid cock
Oliver Cox
didnt read, not playing your game fromshitter
Leo Perez
Just fap to bara humans if you want a human cock.
Blaidd has a hot throbbing knot, and denial of this is nothing short of cope.
Christopher Hall
post more Blaidd
Blake Mitchell
Too late I already fapped to bara humans and bara furries.
Jaxon Evans
Fromsoftware has always been a "solid" company, putting out reliably "good" games that aren't necessarily groundbreaking, are never perfect, but always deliver. It's just that their competition has FALLEN OFF so hard that they're currently the benchmark. oOd hardliner companies need to remind them of what a video game actually is
ARMORED CORE SEQUEL FUCKING WHEN
Eli Smith
>affable zoomie plays his first real video game
you love to see it
Evan Morales
Connor Rodriguez
Ive been playing games since before you were born boy
Mason Thomas
>gay furfag
>playing vidya outside of flavor of the month zoomie shit
lmao yeah right
Ryan Thompson
I hate that you can't save Blaidd, but I hate it even more that I killed Boc because of literal "guide dang it."
Ayden Edwards
>this is how you make a game.
Stopped reading there
Jacob Morales
cope. Elden Ring is decade defining.
Justin White
Jace Foster
knot ore no not
Jace Mitchell
kek
Andrew Scott
Just give me the knots, no pizza.
Jeremiah Campbell
sometimes my coomerisms really get in the way of my focus
stupid sexy maliketh
Jayden Thomas
Oliver Wright
>Empty open world
They make plenty of enough of that shit, Eldentards are retarded.
Thomas Walker
fuck's sake now I'm never beating this game
Mason Lewis
Why does it even matter, you're imagining you're the top, right?
Julian Baker
>he doesn't know
Blake Reyes
theres a bunch of furfag games that are far from FOTM shit
Liam Ortiz
Soon, apparently
Ryan Anderson
It's probably the best game I've ever played. I know people have problems with some of it, but I can't think of any parts I truly dislike playing through, which isn't the case for a lot of From's other games. I'm not sure if people just haven't replayed older games recently or if it's just a nostalgia/personal taste thing. I was going through Bloodborne again and my god Rom, Yahargul, and the One Reborn suck donkey dick. It's still my second favorite game, but ER is probably the most finished game they've released. Sekiro might come close but it has some very annoying fights and I don't like the exploration as much.
>ywn get your own sexy beast girl and become a god
They're such a weird and interesting addition to the lore. I hope we see Miquella and Malenia's dogs in the DLC.
Kevin Bailey
Hmoma is very underrated
Jose Hughes
Logan Martinez
>Maliketh has midriff tummy exposing armor
>when you wear his armor you don't get that
Henry Davis
Whining about furries in current year is pretty strong indicator of poster being an underage normalshit.
Easton Ramirez
I'm working on a story that you might enjoy.
Jacob Sullivan
Maybe if you'd shut the fuck up and take your furfaggotry elsewhere I wouldn't mind it so much.
Nothing wrong with wanting to fuck dogs just get it the fuck out of my face.
Luke Green
It's important for when I'm watching him ride me, heavy cock flopping up and down.
Owen Butler
Caleb Thomas
Human men are disgusting.
Levi Cook
Can you not post this type of art? I'm married to a woman and don't need bara shit turning me on.
Christopher Smith
I couldn't have been the only fag out there was low key hoping that the beast thing jumping around (turns out to be Maliketh) was a female in trailers too, right?
would've been cool to have a giant talking beastwoman... haha
Mason Moore
bump
Evan Peterson
based
cringe
Jayden Gonzalez
yes
Carson King
In Japan, beast = male, human = female
Aaron Torres
There's that one female beast in bloodborne
Matthew Turner
>Heteros always have to change gender of good characters because the """""women""""" they fap to are devoid of design
Every fucking time
Alexander Thompson
I'm not gonna start fapping to gay shit just bc male characters are better designed. Don't even suggest it.
Asher Bell
unironically yes
the most crazy thing dudes get is a blue bitch, a bitch who sleeps, 3x dopey bitches (rya, rodericka, shabari eating grapes bitch) and one that's in the game for like 5% of the game for MOST people if they aren't going to every church.
Normalfags are simping on Ranni because even though she's the cause of ALL the bad terrible bullshit, we finally waifu a female in one of these games.
Pussy (or lack of) is one helluva drug
Dylan Taylor
>tfw no version of nihil that just has mohg blowing away layers of his clothes each time he says it until he's naked on the 3rd chant followed by him trying to grapple the tarnished for mating presses
Dylan Ward
Zoryas is a 10/10 though, just wasted potential with how they used her, like just about everything else in the game.
Landon Perez
the women in Elden Ring are great, they just aren't really sexualized like Blaidd
Jason Rodriguez
Agreed. I like the fan art of her
Evan Jenkins
I love my wife Bernie!
Andrew Cook
>buying rpg games
Chase Stewart
Elden Ring allowed me to bang my buck Blaidd
Kayden Clark
ts a shame the artist got accused of being a pedo, she was getting so much better at art...
Carson Fisher
god damn these acrobatics are nice to look at and hey that red thingy looks kinda close aaaand I'm dead
Michael Hill
Elden Ring is fucking shit, shut the fuck up about it already. It's been two goddamn motherfucking months and it's just nonstop shill threads flooding the board about this fucking mediocre piece of shit game. Fuck off already. Sick of fucking seeing your Reddit Ring garbage all fucking over the place every time I check the fucking catalog
Luke Nguyen
Now try chess
Jace Ward
Vicar Amelia is still better.
Cameron Carter
The last time fucked up in paying less than my money's worth with a game was with Bioshock Infinite. That game took me exactly 5 hours to fully beat and I bought it full price on release. Then, due to a problem with crossed wires in my PSU, my at the time brand new graphics time burnt up just as the credits were rolling.
Since then I haven't paid for a game that didn't deliver at least several hours per $10 spent. If I can't get the same time for a movie of the same length it's not worth it. $60+ for a 5 hour game isn't worth it.
I was bullied into getting elden ring even though I hated other Fromsoft games. In spite of that, I currently have 353 hours in the game according to steam. It has not become a problem.
Matthew Johnson
>this is the last time you see him and the last thing he says to you in person before he goes mad
James Wright
>hey let's meet where that star fell
>go over there
>no blaidd
wtf man standing me up like that? not cool
John Gonzalez
He leaves a sign there for you to read. It's kind of lost in the other player signs because idiots surrounded it with "dog!", but his is glowing and it's at the top of the hole to Nokron. It basically says "I've run into some delays and will meet up with you later, go on without me." but due to the wording it might have been Iji who left it pretending it was from Blaidd, right after locking him up.