Elden Ring is the best bang for my buck i've ever gotten out of a video game...

Elden Ring is the best bang for my buck i've ever gotten out of a video game. Its been two months and Im still playing it. I didnt pay for a glorified 4 hour tech demo with 400$ of lootboxes or dlc to get a huge content and epic experience, it was given to me right out the box. Take not Westshitters, this is how you make a game.

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It takes Japan to lead the way as always

reminder that knots are disgusting, blaidd has a thick humanoid cock

didnt read, not playing your game fromshitter

Just fap to bara humans if you want a human cock.
Blaidd has a hot throbbing knot, and denial of this is nothing short of cope.

post more Blaidd

Too late I already fapped to bara humans and bara furries.

Fromsoftware has always been a "solid" company, putting out reliably "good" games that aren't necessarily groundbreaking, are never perfect, but always deliver. It's just that their competition has FALLEN OFF so hard that they're currently the benchmark. oOd hardliner companies need to remind them of what a video game actually is

ARMORED CORE SEQUEL FUCKING WHEN

>affable zoomie plays his first real video game
you love to see it

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Ive been playing games since before you were born boy

>gay furfag
>playing vidya outside of flavor of the month zoomie shit
lmao yeah right

I hate that you can't save Blaidd, but I hate it even more that I killed Boc because of literal "guide dang it."

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>this is how you make a game.
Stopped reading there

cope. Elden Ring is decade defining.

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knot ore no not

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kek

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Just give me the knots, no pizza.

sometimes my coomerisms really get in the way of my focus
stupid sexy maliketh

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>Empty open world
They make plenty of enough of that shit, Eldentards are retarded.

fuck's sake now I'm never beating this game

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Why does it even matter, you're imagining you're the top, right?

>he doesn't know

theres a bunch of furfag games that are far from FOTM shit

Soon, apparently

It's probably the best game I've ever played. I know people have problems with some of it, but I can't think of any parts I truly dislike playing through, which isn't the case for a lot of From's other games. I'm not sure if people just haven't replayed older games recently or if it's just a nostalgia/personal taste thing. I was going through Bloodborne again and my god Rom, Yahargul, and the One Reborn suck donkey dick. It's still my second favorite game, but ER is probably the most finished game they've released. Sekiro might come close but it has some very annoying fights and I don't like the exploration as much.

>ywn get your own sexy beast girl and become a god
They're such a weird and interesting addition to the lore. I hope we see Miquella and Malenia's dogs in the DLC.

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Hmoma is very underrated

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>Maliketh has midriff tummy exposing armor
>when you wear his armor you don't get that

Whining about furries in current year is pretty strong indicator of poster being an underage normalshit.

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I'm working on a story that you might enjoy.

Maybe if you'd shut the fuck up and take your furfaggotry elsewhere I wouldn't mind it so much.
Nothing wrong with wanting to fuck dogs just get it the fuck out of my face.

It's important for when I'm watching him ride me, heavy cock flopping up and down.

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Human men are disgusting.

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Can you not post this type of art? I'm married to a woman and don't need bara shit turning me on.

I couldn't have been the only fag out there was low key hoping that the beast thing jumping around (turns out to be Maliketh) was a female in trailers too, right?
would've been cool to have a giant talking beastwoman... haha

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bump

based
cringe

yes

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In Japan, beast = male, human = female

There's that one female beast in bloodborne

>Heteros always have to change gender of good characters because the """""women""""" they fap to are devoid of design
Every fucking time

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I'm not gonna start fapping to gay shit just bc male characters are better designed. Don't even suggest it.

unironically yes
the most crazy thing dudes get is a blue bitch, a bitch who sleeps, 3x dopey bitches (rya, rodericka, shabari eating grapes bitch) and one that's in the game for like 5% of the game for MOST people if they aren't going to every church.
Normalfags are simping on Ranni because even though she's the cause of ALL the bad terrible bullshit, we finally waifu a female in one of these games.
Pussy (or lack of) is one helluva drug

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>tfw no version of nihil that just has mohg blowing away layers of his clothes each time he says it until he's naked on the 3rd chant followed by him trying to grapple the tarnished for mating presses

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Zoryas is a 10/10 though, just wasted potential with how they used her, like just about everything else in the game.

the women in Elden Ring are great, they just aren't really sexualized like Blaidd

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Agreed. I like the fan art of her

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I love my wife Bernie!

>buying rpg games

Elden Ring allowed me to bang my buck Blaidd

ts a shame the artist got accused of being a pedo, she was getting so much better at art...

god damn these acrobatics are nice to look at and hey that red thingy looks kinda close aaaand I'm dead

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Elden Ring is fucking shit, shut the fuck up about it already. It's been two goddamn motherfucking months and it's just nonstop shill threads flooding the board about this fucking mediocre piece of shit game. Fuck off already. Sick of fucking seeing your Reddit Ring garbage all fucking over the place every time I check the fucking catalog

Now try chess

Vicar Amelia is still better.

The last time fucked up in paying less than my money's worth with a game was with Bioshock Infinite. That game took me exactly 5 hours to fully beat and I bought it full price on release. Then, due to a problem with crossed wires in my PSU, my at the time brand new graphics time burnt up just as the credits were rolling.

Since then I haven't paid for a game that didn't deliver at least several hours per $10 spent. If I can't get the same time for a movie of the same length it's not worth it. $60+ for a 5 hour game isn't worth it.

I was bullied into getting elden ring even though I hated other Fromsoft games. In spite of that, I currently have 353 hours in the game according to steam. It has not become a problem.

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>this is the last time you see him and the last thing he says to you in person before he goes mad

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>hey let's meet where that star fell
>go over there
>no blaidd
wtf man standing me up like that? not cool

He leaves a sign there for you to read. It's kind of lost in the other player signs because idiots surrounded it with "dog!", but his is glowing and it's at the top of the hole to Nokron. It basically says "I've run into some delays and will meet up with you later, go on without me." but due to the wording it might have been Iji who left it pretending it was from Blaidd, right after locking him up.