Do I seriously have to farm grass to have a standing chance in this game? I'm getting my ass whooped

Just duplicate the grass. A quick youtube search will show you how. Farming for grass is a waste of time.

>farming
if you consider grinding in any souls games , you should drop them

You're just jealous that OP's gonna have a massive load soon enough.

what are your pills user?
besides the omega , i know that

>Those cookies
Kino, specially with coffee

At least one OP is taking his meds

those aren't cookies

why do so many people use so many pills for no reason?

same, fuck living in a town

They're all for penis enlargement, which is the noblest reason of all.

Just grind the enemies for grass in the first area, badass knights drop halfmoon. Spend the souls on a level or two.

Where's the pepperoni, thats just cheese bread at that point

Jesus, you have an entire CVS pharmacy on your desk.

Clean up your shit.

>why you take protein in place than eat chicken?

How does one eat pizza while playing games. Do you just clean your fingers after every bite to continue playing, or do you just finish the pizza first while staring at your idle game? Don’t tell me you just eat and play at the same time with your greasy fingers…

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Meds for his obesity.

fucking fat ass american subhuman

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Post body

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>25lbs into my summer cut
>haven't had pizza in over a month
>see this thumbnail
How do I fight it, bros? I'm so hungry.

They’re called biscuits

you eat like shit 1 day
keep the calorie count below your needed for the rest of the week
>must eat 2.200 calories each day
>always have between 200 and 800 calories left
using some shitty app to count calories did more than years of gym

>not using a knife and fork
imagine being a savage

Seconding this
What's more, if your diet isn't normally greasy, then when you eat pizza you'll just shit it all out the next day
t. abs, loves pizza and went to therapy a few times

R there cookies in that blue can?

Based polfag

you never knew your grandmother?
of course there aren't cookies in there

just go for a run

I'm at 59kg and eat a lot of trash because I just burn 800kcal running when I eat too much the day before

duud stop thinking on fucking games and enjoy that 'za with a movie.

you degrease it first
youtube.com/watch?v=74NoQht_r1k

Yeah that's what I thought

Why woukd you need to farm grass when you are playing offline?

OP is not a grandma, because there are no women in the internetz
At worst, he is a very old transexual

There are people who actually live like this. Earth was a mistake

what's the pizza button do

that's the sewing kit box man

nice 'za

no, you can buy it almost immediately, and it's dirt cheap.

daily reminder that pizza is probably somewhere like 1400 calories
a 200gr of steak with greens, some potatoes and 1-2 light sides of your choosing would be 700ish calories, literally the half

try to eat smart anons, not less

go eat a broccoli you faggot

a whole pizza like that is way more than 1400, though I doubt OP will eat it all in one sitting

right

>calorie-counting sissy
nigga we bulkin

ah yes my country kurwa

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A good spot to farm is the two blue knights right before the tower knight archstone
Or if you’ve gotten to 4-2 you can sprint to the first reaper, kill it for a few thousand souls, then sprint off the cliff to reset. Then spend the souls on grass.

Why would you not eat that in one sitting? Besides, when I have something like that, I’ll only have my breakfast and then that for the whole day with lots of water.

I am not that user and I will eat a whole pizza

Bread was a mistake. Fuck the mesopotamians.

Don't farm it, buy it.

S O U L

No normal person can eat a whole pizza by themselves. It's at least a two day affair.

>just go for a run
There is no place for that near me. I'd get mugged by a pack of niggers if I start running in the streets.

Maybe you should have gotten gus in Elden ring instead of spamming summons and ashes and your shit katana frost bleed spam? Maybe you could have learned the mechanics and then you could have went into this game with a firm knowledge base? So you wouldnt be bad and need grass?

>stonefang tunnel
more like softfag tunnel

actually I will tomorrow kek I bought a new sprout couple of hours ago
nah a chain pizza wouldn't surpass 1400 here in EU I think, though I'm not sure if americans add more grease or something

also I could easily eat that in one sitting I'm sure 90% of anons can too
comp here
bread is not the best but 100-150grs of it wont hurt you, I go for rice though if I can

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I'm extremely poor, 70k in debt from taking care of my mom with cancer

Cute monitor. Clean up your trash though

go use your karate on them to burn carbs

damn nigga you live like this?

>that garbage setup
>$200 4K Logitech webcam
What the fuck?

how else will he film his 'zza

kek I thought the same thing
tell us now, OP

If you had less pizza and cookies, you could have less medication, leaving more room on your desk for a wider monitor, maybe even some speakers.

I do this all the time. You can go even further if you put in moderate exercise. I've had days where I have 3500 calories worth of pizza and 700 calories the next.