Manipulates you into joining her cult

redpill me on Rya's and Gideon's posture

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Her Crucible Knight and Bernahl would've buried him anyway if he tried anything

I doubt you're actually looking to discuss it sincerely, but I felt the implication was the Patches was setting it all up as part of the Manor
He's sitting in view of both of them, and explicitly tells you to help her. Something otherwise very out of character
Bog says he 'duped' her out of it, and then comments that the necklace wasn't actually worth anything. This is where we hit speculation, but Patches giving him the tip as bait is much more like him
So basically, Patches is a glownigger setting up Bog to die by cop (you)

You don't have to join Volcano Manor to fight Rykard there's a teleporter to his boss arena in a cathedral past the Godskin Noble

>LORD OF THE VOLCANO MANOR AT MT GELMIR
>will repeat this every time you ask the nerd about Rykard
Based retard

rya is a snek
gideon is a neckbeard

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Knight bernhal killed lanya

Go join a cult and pretend to drink the kool-aid. Just don't give them any personal info.

Don't forget she tries to trick you into killing Blackguard Bro Big Boggart.

SOME EVIL BITCHES JUST WANT CUDDLES

Ugly subhuman.

Is there actually a way to get to Rykard directly from the virgin maiden or are you just saying that?

more like earbeard

CUTE

Yes, there's a super easy jump from right where maiden teleports you to the main manor. The fall damage is iffy so I'm not sure it's intended but I'm 90% sure. And then you have to kill godskin to get to the main entrance / Rykard.

>maid is dead in the same area
>killed by the volcano manor
>she's the only one from volcano manor in the area
Even if it wasn't her, she at least contributed to the murder.

yeah, just take the iron maiden there, jump off the lava cliff where you spawn and run to godskin noble, kill him, go to rykard.

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If she was a killer she would've murdered Boggart and took back her necklace

She's cute, that's all that matters. Chosen one has been killing thousands to selfishly become Elden Lord.

If this is true then Diallos is a massive brainlet for not realizing what happened.

Patches stops by the lake before going to the manor

cute

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What was the point of Diallos' questline?

People say she lost it on purpose to him to see if a Tarnished would murder another Tarnished, but you can also buy it from him.

She actually thinks you killed him to get it back; she calls you merciless regardless of how you get it

man isn't cut out for the terrible hell on earth that is the lands between
his brother was the warrior, he just wants to take care of something, but things are always out of his control because he's "weak"
dies trying to defend a little town of pot people hoping he was of some use finally
just a good guy, not cut out for war

>while you're defating gods and monstrosities Gideon is back in Roundtable Hold shitposting

Since this is basically a non-schizo lore thread:
What exactly did Gideon see that made him lose faith in Marika, and think a suicide rush at us would accomplish?

She wouldn’t think to check? Her job as a scout is to discreetly check out places for information and hes not that far away.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Snakes don't think.

She literally doesn't notice she's a snake at one point
She's young, ditzy and trying her best cute!!

>completely useless retard that can't do anything on her own
Only a beta orbiter cuck would seetle for this in a fantasy world full of hotties.

Probably he understood Marika was fighting against the Elden Ring and the Tarnished job is not to "mend" it back to what it was but either replace it with something else or completely destroy it. Couldn't cope with it.

he's a bitch and died a bitch
what if the crestfallen knight actually tried

He probably realized her abandonment of the GW would just lead to more strife. The entire EW world seems to be a playground for numerous outside forces that all have servants or vassals. Imagine just being a piece on a chest board to some alien being. Even if Marikas plan succeeded a servant of some Rot God or Blood God or some new monstrosity would just come along. The Greater Will might just send another vassal beast or come itself and fuck shit up.

>Finds his propose in life by realizing he should do what he enjoys and suits his abilities instead of trying to live up to his warrior noble name
>Dies defending what matters most to him
I don’t know dude, who knows.

Want to handhold Rya!

haha she's so creepy lol. What a weirdo. I bet she got bullied in school for being such a weirdo haha. I bet people would stick gum in her hair and pull her chair from under her and I bet she acted like it didn't bother her lmao but she totally cried on her way home—which she always walked home alone because she's a loser lol. I bet she had no friends at school and would go days without talking to anyone. I bet she tried to befriend people sat next to her only to be ignored because of her reputation of being a meek creeper. I bet she smells bad too because losers don't shower often, or maybe she smells fine but everyone pinches there noses when she's nearby to gaslight her into thinking she stinks. I bet her mum is the only one who talks to her but she doesn't want to worry her and lies about having friends LOL. I bet she has a mean nickname at school that people say under their breath as she walks by or yell at her when she's called upon by the teacher. I bet her grades aren't even that good despite doing nothing else at school since she has no friends haha. I bet she thinks about self harming but doesn't want her bullies to think they're getting to her. I bet she becomes a NEET near the end of highschool because she's a mentally ill weirdo LMAO. What a weird gloomy girl haha

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>by killing his maid
not every female friend is someone's maid, you retards. maids have to go to maid school and learn how to perform their specific role (leveling up their companion via runes/souls). Also, the most important thing in a murder is motive, what was the manor's motive for killing her?

She's literally Patches with a wig you poonhoundery

>I bet she had no friends at school and would go days without talking to anyone. I bet she tried to befriend people sat next to her only to be ignored because of her reputation of being a meek creeper

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Its her personality

The tale of House Hoslow is told in blood

it's obvious you haven't played the game, she has 0 similarities to patches.

Is doing missions for the manor the only way to get the wolf armor?

>NOOO TAWRNESHED
>YE MUST NOT DEFEAT THE FAINAL BOOSS
>NOT UNTIL YE'VE COMPLETED THE DEE ELL SEE!!
>Then ah'll 'ave diff'rent dialoog! Maybe even a Cootscene!
>[HUNCHBACK FELLED]

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As far as I know I don't think the invasion signs show up until the quest

love rya/zorayas
great thread bros

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His fight was so kino, this guy can just do Malenia's bloom and Mohg's bloodflame but doesn't bother raising a finger during the entire story.

A-user...? Do you need to talk?