Oops, you missed a match!

>she only wants to fuck
good

you've never had your penis in a vagina

She's either
>fat
>single mom
>black
Or a combination of the 3

whats wrong with single moms?
just pump and dump

You probably wouldn't believe it, but most people don't actually want to behave like literal niggers.
And "muh dick" is a real nigger thing to act upon.

>using tinder

people still do this?

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So you are telling me there are people out there willing to commit to a serious relation with a woman who already has kids with another man?

Unless she is insanely hot then it comes down to muhh dick again

I was fine with this attitude in my mid 20s, but now (I'm 35) I'm actually looking for someone to spend my life with.

I still pump and dump but it's not that fun anymore

>mfw tinder put me on the path to lose my virginity and act more natural around girls on the sweet and tender age of 25; turning 32 this year.

don't give up, user!

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I unironically did and still never had a date

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Just be a chad.

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its an easy and fast way to get superficial sex, so it has its uses still

what's the point of sex with a stranger using a condom where you don't love them and can't even feel anything
along with risking STDs and shit

gosling posters are the biggest faggots on this site and Yea Forums is the most reddit board

What the fuck?
No of course not, why would you touch what other people have already soiled?
Perhaps if you really, REALLY hit off, but even then the kid would have to be at least around puberty.
I suppose it comes down to the question, would you sleep on a used mattress? I personally wouldn't.

ask half the population that go to hookers

I've been using hookers since 2009 on an average of one sexual encounter per month besides a sabbatical I took in 2012 and the 202 COVID quarantine. I'm as clean as a baby (yes, I get tested regularly).

The "aaaaah STDs" is just an excuse used by this place's virgins to justify their virginity.

>posts basedjak
of course you didn't, and you never will

how do you get hookers when they're illegal

escorts

Not in my country.

i'm 5'8" and i have accepted that i will live alone and die alone

only 2 more years until wizardry, never touched a woman...

how do you get escorts

I'm 5'8" and I've fucked 20+ women in my life, it's not your height it's your personality

Where do I find the button to unsubscribe to this blog?

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manlet

be rich

And?

>funny joke based on her profile
>haha thanks
>me.jpg

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>easy and fast way to get superficial sex
I must be doing it wrong.

loose vaginas

You post more fox loli

>tfw either no matches or the girl unmatches after a few minutes

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>want to try using dating apps
>take a few photos
>realize i'm ugly as fuck and there's no point in trying
>repeat every year

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>get a superlike
>some teenage whore less than 2km from me
>she doesn't actually try to have a conversation but goes "hehe what else can you tell me :))"
>i have no idea what to say
>she unmatches me within 5min
don't know how this shit works

Delete this, thanks

How do I decide what order to put my pictures in?
Should the first one be one with my cat?

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I dont get it

your hobby > out with friends > showing top tier body in gym > professional model photo >>>>>> power gap >>>> with your cat/dog >>>>>> you'll never get laid > selfie

Smartphone camera selfies make you look ugly. Use pictures taken of you by others. If you even have any.

>597353830

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But if I did all those things I wouldn't need Tinde-
ohhhhh

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95% of the time it'll be a fatty that you already swiped left on

how do you guys work on your confidence? i never tried dating out of fear of rejection

tinder is as much of a game as wordle

this
you're allowed 1 single selfie in your profile, and you should have at least 3-4 other pictures of you taken by other people

all I have are selfies with my cat and blurry screen grabs from the arcade of videos other people took where I showed up for 3 seconds

>Using Tinder
Unironically go outside and talk to women.

Just wait til you find out that it's a bot everytime

I DON'T HAVE PICTURES OTHER PEOPLE TOOK OF ME
I DON'T GO OUTSIDE AND IF I DID I WOULDN'T ASK SOMEONE TO TAKE PICTURES OF ME
THIS IS WHY I'M USING A FUCKING DATING APP YOU RETARDS

where and how?

>Not completely giving up on reality and accepting loneliness because that's how things should be
I'm too shy to interact with people in MMOs. I just accepted the fact I'll die alone instead of trying to fight it.

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If you don't go outside, don't bother using a dating app then. Why would anyone date you?
Make friends first, go outside with them, then ask them to take pictures of you.

I find funny how every user claims to be physically like Gigachad or Ryan Gosling.

kill yourself normalfaggot

Don't bother with tinder, its fucking garbage.

Inner confidence comes from being an interesting human. Genuinely ask yourself if you're an interesting person. If the answer's anything under a solid yes, make more friends, develop new skills, get new hobbies. Go travel, study, work out. Almost anything outside of sitting on Yea Forums and working.

Outer confidence comes from being rejected repeatedly, realizing the people who have rejected you missed out (because of your inner confidence, since you're an interesting person) and keep trying until you find someone that actually appreciates you.

Bars, random parties, and any social gathering with friends.
>Inb4 no friends
Find some you look a lot better when you're surrounded by people

I'd say you're at least 10 times more likely to do so than me

Dating apps benefit from keeping you looking and using their service anyway. Actually finding a meaningful relationship is the exception.

Yeah dude show up at some stranger’s party lol.

actually really solid advice brother, i'll give it my best

Do you think that chad guy gives a shit at all? You're a virgin because of this - you care too much about what other people think of you.

>dating coworkers
Well deserved

I like to think I would have had sex by now if COVID didn't happen right while I was in college and after a first date with a girl I liked.

> Type City, state "escorts" into Google.
Only do verified ones

Surely you have friends who go to parties? Why not tag along?

bro that's a weird ass ntr plot

I tried to reach out to someone I knew to meet their friends and hang out with them and they refuse to add me to their group chat because they don't want to make anyone uncomfortable

I'm ugly as sin. I bought Tinder Gold like a cuck
I got a match with a girl who eventually asked if she could suck me off
I backed out because I still have feelings for my ex or i just want to be alone, I don't even know anymore
t. 27 yo virgin

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>If you don't go outside, don't bother using a dating app then
This is retarded. Not everybody likes going "out". I'm looking for girls who are like me in that regard.

fuck off and die normalfag
rot in hell

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