Thoguhts on my gamer fuel collection?

you get used to caffeine. some people drink coffee all day long like it's water

>mere three years ago Monster cans were 0.5 l
>now they are 0.45 l
Th-thanks, Putin.

1, 6, & 7 are good, don't know what 9 or 5 tastes like.

rehab > ultra

I tried it once and it tastes like piss.
I much prefer things like powerade.

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U will have heart palpations followed by arrhythmia more then likely Afib in 5 years. You have been warned.

I prefer to have mine in the traditional way

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Yes

Getting off this monster shit was the best move I’ve made in a while. Used to drink 2 a day. Got down to 1 a week

>no citron

Seeing all those Monster's reminds me of around 3-4 years ago when it was my birthday and my parents bought me around 6 boxes of Monster as a gift and as "drink" for a party at uni. Nobody wanted to drink it so I was stuck with tons of it for around 2-3 months, drinking it whenever I needed to stay awake.

Have a good memory of playing Iconoclasts for the first time, downing 3 monsters, snacking on incredibly spicy/hot chips which actually made me sweat and then finishing it in one sitting. Glad I didn't die of a heart attack or something that year.

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NICE NICEN INICE

DARE I SAY IT? BASED!

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didn't knew you collected bull sperm

Ultra and Mango are the best ones.

For me, it's Pacific Punch

i drink it because its the closest thing to apple soda. even though i know its not apple flavored

>no Ginger Brew
did you even try?

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Small-time

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Abandon your self destructive habits and return to charcuterie board.

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do be careful with these anons. max 1 a day, seriously. same with coffee of course. i'm not some zealot who is vehemently against monster. just want to keep my anons safe. (well the white ones anyway. shit skins can go die)

Monster is for faggots.
Drink water like a real chad

OP btfo'd

>say to cashier lady "Yeah I just want'a Bang"

where the fuck do you live where you have to order it like a prison inmate? just grab it and pay at the counter wtf?

based

I only drink 1 every week or so really, they're good but not addictive.

Only a consoomer would keep empty cans in their house instead of recycling them

poland

fun bit of trivia: this flavor was launched a year early in a midwestern gas station chain. (summer 2018) it started showing up elsewhere but semi-rarely after it's offical launch in late 2019.

Get the new ultra light peach and the Rosa one. They may look like they are for faggots, they probably are, but they’re really good.

I wish the ice tea flavour ones were still available where I live

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>No Monarch, Khaotic, Ultra Gold or Nitro
Shit taste user.

Who the fuck only drinks one thing? Are you some caveman retard who lived all his life only drinking soda or whatever, and one day you suddenly decided to try water and was surprised that it was good? Who makes these posts? Kill yourself.

>Discontinued since like 2014 in bongland

It was so good.

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Is coffee good for you?

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guess you got something to look forward to if you travel to a place that still carries it.

>Drink Monster
>Fall asleep an hour later
Ayo this shit's snake oil

>not drinking ultra exclusively

You are aware that coca cola owns a decent percentage in monster energy stock, right?

ok and?

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>last time in netherlands there were rehabs at like import store
>all from russia

Good morning gamers
Enjoy your evening

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Can confirm these are placebo drinks. Just downed 2 and I’m fighting to stay awake and still have a caffeine headache. They are tasty though, especially pear and pineapple.

Captcha: SATAN

I only drink them because I like the taste, never did anything to me beyond that. I have no problem drinking coffee right after going to bed either, however.
And I'm not much of a coffee drinker, only rarely have it. It just doesn't work.

You don't need "gamer fuel" like this. The only gamer fuel you need is water, and maybe milk or juice sometimes if you're in the mood for that. Your body produces more than enough energy to play video games, caffeine just makes you more reliant on caffeine.

Soda Shaq, I kneel

the after taste is so god damn awful, I imagine dry ice taste like this

spbp

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This flavor sucks ass.

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>doesn't taste like mango at all
>actually all sugar free ones doesn't taste like the description states
is that like a meme so people would rather buy monsters with sugar to get addicted?

Yeah I feel you dude, but at the same time my brain is fried from taking adderall as a child. It’s hard to stay awake during the day.

I’m sure caffeine tolerance is a factor as well. It’s not even worth it with the fucking withdrawal headaches you wake up to. I wish they would bring back abacus pills. Those were the perfect burst of natural energy.

>no assault
>no m80
>no BFC
>no khaos
>no VAMP NRG the best of them all

pacific punch draws dimes

I also liked the various tea ones but they're not selling them here anymore

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>3 monsters
>heartattack
Pussy

The watermelon flavor was actually good this one just taste like ass

well I like the gold one but it doesn't taste like pineapple whatsoever