There is no acceptable age to be browsing this board at:

>older than 25
you should be working or contributing to society
>younger than 25
you should be figuring out what you want to do (unless you’ve already accepted that you’re going to waste your entire life on this board)
>younger than 18
you still have time to waste, but you should be banned anyways

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Below 25, I have my life figured out. What now?

>DuDE YOU SHOULD BECOME A COPORATE SLAVE AFTER 20 LIKE A REAL MAN

>THERE IS NO ACCEPTABLE AGE TO BE BROWSING THIS BOARD AT: ANONYMOUS 04/29/22(FRI)17:39:45 NO.597338940▶
> >OLDER THAN 25
> YOU SHOULD BE WORKING OR CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY
> >YOUNGER THAN 25
> YOU SHOULD BE FIGURING OUT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO (UNLESS YOU’VE ALREADY ACCEPTED THAT YOU’RE GOING TO WASTE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ON THIS BOARD)
> >YOUNGER THAN 18
> YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO WASTE, BUT YOU SHOULD BE BANNED ANYWAYS

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>(unless you’ve already accepted that you’re going to waste your entire life on this board)
so it is acceptable for me to browse it?

>you should be working or contributing to society
Do children honestly believe when you get a job you work 24/7?

So why are you here then?

>you should be working or contributing to society
why? I didn't ask to be born.
24 btw.

Woah... that's deep man...my life has just changed...

Maybe he thinks he inability to do more than one thing the entire day is normal

>I use Yea Forums because I'm an aimless, friendless loser
This

>you should be working or contributing to society
Why?

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my life only got better once i stopped coming here. now im back because im permanent wfh thanks to the coof

wtf basedjak if real

>you should
and you should find your shitty board for offtopic shit

Stop being a sad sack of shit and think for two seconds. Yea Forums is on demand social interaction without any negative downsides that come with real social interactivity, you use it because you were already aimless, friendless and it feeds into the loop youve created for yourself.

>im working from home right now

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user... you forgot some of your meme arrows... do you truly look like that and say that?

i didn't know this was the same dude

I also think the problem is that Yea Forums is literally tailored to your hobbies and interests, which makes it addicting
If you want to talk about anime or video games, you just make a thread on the respective board and the replies pile in with likeminded anons. In the real world though, it doesn't really work like that

yeah? fucks your point? think i should go back to my 40 minute commute just to scratch my balls in a different chair? fuck out of my face. never taking the clot shot, never going back in, simple as.

bosses need to learn their fucking place and accept that comfy working from home is not going to disappear as if nothing ever happened

>contributing to society

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Why the fuck would I want to contribute to society?

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you're honestly correct.
i need to get a tradeskill, i dunno where to even start.

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Six shooter revolver cause it was the cheapest. Honestly it’s terrible as an actual defense weapon, because the chamber doesn’t spin open like in Westerns. You can to go through a whole process just to reload.

What if I'm here during work?

>you should be working or contributing to society
i work from home 4 days a week and am basically paid to shitpost for half of my day. cope

*have to go

No

Go kiss Bidens ass you booster loving stay at home faggot.
Go out to work like every other self respecting man

How do you even get out of retail? My friend says the trades are soul crushing but if I have to work at a desk all day I'll kill myself. I'm almost ASM and once you reach that you're just stuck forever.

I’m 25, NEET, don’t give a fuck. Eat shit normalniggers, wagies and trannies

lmao. fucking retard. fuck you, fuck biden, fuck sitting in traffic, and most importantly fuck your mother.

BASED

i am shitposting while i work from home. just because you are a useless waste doesnt mean everyone else here is

I work from home making more money than 95% of the world and play video games all day lol

>Six shooter revolver cause it was the cheapest.
wow that really narrows it down to like 100 different kinds, what make/model dinugs.
you're kind of describing a heritage 22lr for cowboy shooting, dont tell me thats what you have

You should definitely come here less. This site is home to misery and hopelessness these days, and too much of it is no good for anyone.
Play some more videogames or do other shit with your free time, maybe try something creative like drawing.

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I can easily browse the site while at work.

So then whats the solution? No one posts?

99% you'll fuck up and just live an extra miserable life if you try to blow your brains out with a revolver, but I suppose then you could learn that life could actually have been much worse.

Summer came early

lel i’m at work getting paid 150 dollary doos an hour to sit and watch movies and shitpost

6 bullets are more than enough to kill everything that moves

*with proper shot placement
always make sure to practice with whatever firearm you own

>contributing to society
What does this even mean?

t. niggers

why do all reddit users have the same hair line?

>99% you'll fuck up and just live an extra miserable life if you try to blow your brains out with a revolver
I am sure I have heard that gunshots to the head have about a 90% fatality rate, and that is including shots from significant range or against soldiers with helmets.

it means that you should slave away your youth for your jewish overlords

>older than 25
>you should be working or contributing to society
Corporate accountant working from home, kek.
Enjoy wasting 2-3 hours commuting back and forth and having some trannyfaggots helicoptering at your back screaming that you are to slow

With trades you either win an actual lottery, do the literal slave labour types or know someone that gives you a job

>NEET niggers trying to brag about their depressing shit lives after the rise of the WFH chad
Stay seething bitch boys, we play video games all day and get paid for it

shekelstein needs to get his fourth mansion somehow user

>you should be working or contributing to society
married, second kid on the way, work as a gamedev, can probbably lift more than you too. Suck my fat nuts zoomerino.

Can 6 bullets kill 10 niggers?

Jews are God's chosen people. Prove me wrong.

Protip: you can't.

what a ridiculous statement

My parents have money, I don't have to do anything.

nikkka

I'm doing that, but it's not a 24/7 thing.
Even when i've nourished my body, cleansed the sweat from my brow and completed my resting cycle I have time to shitpost

working for a large corporation for less than a living wage and ensuring your paycheck withholdings are properly directed to unmarried black mothers with multiple children and attending every protest after a marginalized youth of color is brutally assassinated by the facist, white supremacist police force

Why is working in retail considered undesirable. doesn't seem too bad unless you're the cashier

Cool I'll continue smoking weed and picking up high-school chick's in my wrx despite being 30.

>we play video games all day and get paid for it
Sounds cool bro. Is that before or after you have to report in to your masters for your good boy coins?

Homie you don't wanna shoot yourself with a 22lr, odds are decent you survive and end up a drooling retard, even more-so than now.

>replies pile in
I've found that this only works if you say outlandish things or state opinions as facts. Rarely does actual discussion occur, usually it's just name calling and shit flinging.

jewish propaganda

retard faggot, would you rather drive an hour to work with a bunch of normamlfags? please die painfully

>deal with retards all day long
Any job where you interact with the scum of society(customers) is undesirable

Well that's depressing.
I'll just keep shitposting, like that other user.

>heritage 22lr
99% sure that’s exactly it. Bought just to have a handgun and a possible way to end it.

Why are revolvers worse for shooting yourself? I’ve also been having random thoughts of plunging a kitchen knife in my throat, if that’d work better. There’d be more pain, but it get the right artery and am alone I should bleed out before any attempt at help would matter.

The Jews were destroyed by Rome. Modern 'Jews' are expatriated Russian Slavs who used refugee status after world war 2 to consolidate their wealth and power

Why do the biggest losers on the Internet always make the biggest stink about being super responsible and living up to the expectations of a society that openly rejects them? Like if you're going to be a fuckup the least you can do is not be such a tool.

nigger if they even tried to get me to go back to the office i would quit on the spot.

>22
>ending it
lmao

I'll work if you give me a job, but I'm not going to jump through hoops to get it, and I'm not working for minimum wage kek. I don't need the money.
>t. trustfund baby and lifelong neet

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t. jew getting angry when people are fed up with their bullshit schemes

I'm 28 and I work 12 hours a day on workdays and I still come here daily. The problem is, none of you play good video games. Outside of smash (which is actual dogshit to try to discuss here), Elden Ring, Dragons Dogma, (some) Monster Hunter games, LISA, and the MegaMan X series, nothing that's good is talked about on Yea Forums and at some point I realized most of you are literal babbies irl so I just don't post anymore.

do not try to kill yourself with a 22. i mean itll probably work but you definitely dont want to chance it. if you're really set on it, at least take it to the range and do some practicing with it. you can get a small brick of 50 for like 8 bucks now

>you should be working or contributing to society
why?
i don't believe in any of the basic tenets of society and don't care to perpetuate them. i only believe in making life easy and enjoying myself. i've given it quite a lot of thought and concluded that i can't see anything worthwhile in the constructs of mankind that isn't just a delusion spawned to alleviate our instinctual need for purpose and order in a universe that is utterly devoid of it, so i'm content to parasitize it without guilt. i live in spite and spite alone.

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Also, won’t bleeding out get me before I become a retard? I feel like a whole in my head will do be bad no matter what. Plus could take blood thinners to prolong the bleed out.

This was the case for the actual nazis too, the ideal of a self-improving society and the ideal of self-improvement are tied together. It's a Body Politic thing.

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>none of you play good video games
I see someone whose future is to be a host in talk show a la Oprah, but for male feminists.

>you should be working or contributing to society
It's my weekend, my family isn't home, and I can't run any of my errands yet because stores aren't open. I'm cleaning tomorrow.
What else should I be doing?

Jews worship satan.

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This

Suicide fuck ups happen, and the gun ones are brutal. If I was going to end it that way, only a shotgun with a slug would do.

>you should be working or contributing to society
Fuck society.

I am potentially one of the most misogynistic people you could ever possibly interact with.

who?

It’s just a larp anyways. I’ve had the shit for 2 years and wanted to use it every day, but can’t. If I was going to kill myself, there have been at least at 3 times I would have actually done it. I’ll just suffer in silence instead of getting (You)’s on a Taiwanese Spoon rating Forum. I don’t mind though since this is a shit thread anyways.

>you should be working or contributing to society
Tried that for 10 years working my ass off and I'm still poor and struggling to survive.
Gunna kill myself soon, life isn't worth the trouble we're put through.

Bro, if you're serious about killing yourself, just buy a 12 gauge (shorten the barrel if too long), pop a slug into the chamber, and you're good to go.

>you should be working or contributing to society
Ok, rabbi.

why not take it to the range then anyway. plinking with 22s is a lot of fun