What happened to nintendo?

what are they doing? they didnt had a direct in a year or so and no games since corona
dont they work anymore?
fucking japs

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Schizo thread?

Fuck nintendo

They are sucking sony cock right now

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Their last Direct was less than three months ago retard.

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And what did they show?
Nothing

Not even discussing it further. You're a moron and you can look things up for yourself.

Or did you just get tired of all the anti-Kirby threads earlier this week?

Mad at the top 30 sales thread?

Nintendo fanboys eat it up. That's what happened

Not a single huge game since Xenoblade 2 but their fans just say it's OK. So why would Nintendo make more games? Why wouldn't they delay Zelda?

1080° avalanche
animal crossing
baten kaitos
baten kaitos origins
beyond good and evil
chibi-robo
donkey kong jungle beat
dragon ball z budokai
eternal darkness
f-zero gx
final fantasy cc
fire emblem path of radiance
harry potter and the chamber of secrets
harvest moon a wonderful life
killer7
lost kingdoms
lost kingdoms 2
luigi's mansion
mario kart double dash
mario power tennis
metal gear solid twin snakes
metroid prime
metroid prime 2 echoes
paper mario ttyd
pikmin 1
pikmin 2
pokemon colosseum
pokemon xd
resident evil 0
resident evil 1
resident evil 4
sonic adventure 2 battle
soulcalibur 2
star fox adventures
star fox assault
star wars rogue squadron 2
star wars rogue squadron 3
super mario sunshine
super monkey ball
super monkey ball 2
super smash bros. melee
tales of symphonia
viewtiful joe
viewtiful joe 2
wave race
zelda twilight princess
zelda wind waker

These are the Gamecube games of the first 4 years. Compare that with the Switch's first 4 years. Make me laugh

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The issue is that Nintendo's target audience is 12 year olds, they will never know how pathetic the line-up is today compared to when Nintendo actually tried (or had to try to stay alive)

Good point

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This
Xb2 was the last good game
Unironically
And xb3 is censored garbage

Don't even want to comment on whether it's good or bad, but it objectively was the last exclusive game with this kind of effort and budget. That's an undeniable fact

The only exception is Smash, but everyone who isn't a dishonest fag knows it builds up on the Wii U game, the online mode is nearly unplayable and offline modes suck

They are doing what they were always doing. Recycling 4 games over and over again on weak hardware. Look at their switch releases by year, new Mario, Zelda, Metroid or Pikmin is shat out constantly, here is overpriced remaster, here a golf game with your favorite Nintendo character. They keep pressing the button that reads print money, that's what they are doing.

>suddenly all tendies leave the thread

>replying to yourself because noone is stupid enough to take your bait
A pity (You)

Hey friend. How is it bait? Isn't it a solid argument to point out that the new console has almost no fucking games compared to the older one...if you want to make the argument that there aren't many games, relatively speaking?

>pikmin 1
>pikmin 2
Didn't Miyamoto say Pikmin 4 is almost finished 5 years ago? Is Nintendo just unabashedly lying to their toddler fans now? Wtf

Pic related happened. Ask anyone who works there what happened and they’ll say business is booming because objectively it is, and that’s all they care about

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Last time I checked the tendie cope for this was that Miyamoto doesn't equal Nintendo, even though that's of course bullshit and Miyamoto obviously equals the company he's working for when talking about the company

>tendie vanished again
kek

that's every corporation sadly

You didn't point out anything, you only posted GC games, and not the switch's to compare
>inb4 lol no games
ok snoy

Schizo thread indeed

Why would you bump this, idiot?

Shouldn't Switch owners be aware of the games they bought for their Switch? What a weird and retarded post

Let me Google this for you, though:
gematsu.com/exclusives/switch

It's pathetic in comparison.

Don't worry. I will make sure to bump the thread for a few hours.

>SEETHING this much
What's up snoy? Your gender reassignment go wrong?

If you wanna see pathetic look at the PS5 exclusives... or a mirror.

>If you wanna see pathetic look at the PS5 exclusives... or a mirror.
There is literally no way you aren't underage.

>calmly pointing out the literal fact that Nintendo's target audience is kids is seething

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how the fuck are you niggers trying the no gaems shitposting tactic in a year like this where they're releasing one exclusive every month

complete desperation

Because the exclusives they are releasing are no masterpieces

>one exclusive every month
nothing that's worth your time, especially if you aren't 12 or a girl
what was it this month? the 80% game kirby? what's next month?

What did they release in Februrary to compete with Elden Ring?

Most of the exclusives feel like mid-tier filler being put on the same pedestal and price tag as the great games, and then the game that are good often end up unfinished at launch and are only fixed much later

>I will make sure to bump the thread for a few hours.
Do you have nothing going on in your life?

>he says sitting in the same thread on the same thinly veiled BBC porn website

Obtain Switch, play BOTW. OK that was pretty cool, now what? (disappointment ensues, Switch sits in dock and collects dust)
It was far more interesting back in the 3DS era when they didn't try to monetize online as much and you could meet random people via P2P in the Plaza.

bump

>acting like Nintendo made all the games on this list

Literal retard.

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Ever consider that you're too stupid to bother responding to?

I’m replying to it every now and then, not keeping it on life support. And I want it to die, because it’s a shit bait thread. Why do you want it to survive? What value does this thread give you?

I just wanna see more of pokemon gen 9 and have gamecube games on switch. Fucksake.

OP here, I sure don't love sucking cocks. And I'm definitely not samefagging because I'm alone and jobless and have nothing better to do with my Friday.

>source: Nintendo
cope

They literally released every blockbuster game they had in 2017 with Mario Zelda and arguably Xenoblade 2. Since then it's low budget shit and glorified ports

What really makes it shameless is how they baited their fans for years with Bayonetta 3 and Metroid Prime 4, two games I knew were just vaporware to placate their adult fans when they revealed them and then showed nothing but Smash at their awful E3 that year. But tendies didn't listen to me. Soon a decade later and they still haven't seen more than a generic placeholder title of Metroid Prime 4

When they showed but Smash at E3, that was the moment every real Nintendo fan with a brain in his head should have sold his Switch or give it away

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Switch Sports launches today, you absolute basket case.

what's your source then

>Switch Sports
>he thinks this is an own
Jesus Christ

>literal shovelware
LMAO

>i-it doesn't count!!
it's been 5 years aren't you trannies tired of the same old song and dance

You asked for exclusives and denied that they had one coming in the near future, either out of sheer stupidity or because you're purposefully being dense as a means to "strengthen" your argument .

You were wrong, whether you like it or not.

You cannot deny facts all you want, anyone with a functioning brain can see right through you.

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>i-i-i-t doesn't c-c-count!!

Five years, two months. And counting.

No, shit doesn't count. You got that right.

No one denied exclusive games exist. People (right in their mind) are saying that they aren't good enough or on the level of what they released in 2017 when they still tried to hype the Switch with Mario Odyssey, Zelda and Xenoblade 2

But you know this

yeah I know you and your opinion don't count no need to tell me

I guess you didn't own a Wii, or GameCube or Wii U. The moment GameCube got the shit kicked out of it they never made games again

You are retarded if you think kids aren't their main target group and most reliant customers. But you are right, they also cater a lot to pensioners since the Wii

So Fire Emblem, Astral Chain, Luigi's Mansion 3, Mario Maker 2, Legends Arceus, and more just don't count suddenly? Because you say so?

Like I said: literal basket case.

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If you believe a glorified Wii Sports (absolute fucking trash """game""" that's boring after 2 hours, btw.) is on a level with a mainline Zelda or Mario, your entire life as a human being doesn't count

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You'd be literally shaking too if you got mogged by Elden Ring and Sonic.

but that's completely meaningless because it's arbitrary

they've released at least one massive game on the level of what you've cited every year sometimes multiple times a year, maybe you don't like them but it doesn't change the fact that commercially, critically and in terms of cotent they've released plenty of massive games since 2017

but you know this

They count as what they are, mediocre. People want masterpieces and real blockbusters, which Nintendo isn't making as they used to because retarded people buy their shit and defend them anyway

I guess the next console they have to make a few games cause they can't just port Wii U games? Unless it's another tablet then they'll just port PS4 games

>Nintendo shows nothing but Smash during E3
>this still manages to scare Sony from ever showing upto E3 again
Maybe Nintendo wouldn't be so lazy if they had real competition

they're releasing an ambitious pokemon game, a 3D kirby game, a new mario strikers, a new splatoon, a new xenoblade and a new bayonetta in the same year

it's absolutely on the level of 2017 and 2019, your desperate seething coping and dilating notwithstanding

>IT DOESN'T NEED 2 Metroid Prime games
>IT DOESN'T NEED F-Zero
>IT DOESN'T NEED 2 completely different main-line Zelda games
>IT DOESN'T NEED 2 Pikmin games
>IT DOESN'T NEED Eternal Darkness
>IT DOESN'T NEED 10/10 exclusive or quasi-exclusive third party games like Resident Evil 0-4, Killer7, Beyond good and Evil, Souls Calibur 2, Viewtiful Joe, Super Monkey Ball or Tales of Symphonia
>NOT if it has...Nintendo Sports!

If they weren't as repulsive, I would pity tendies. Surprised you aren't hyping up the port of Advanced Wars anymore whose only change it was to make the character design uglier. Oh yeah, got canceled to pander to SJWs lol

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They do seem quieter than usual I’ll give you that.

Yes Lois

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>le ebin shazam template XDDD
blow your tranny brains out

>they're releasing an ambitious pokemon game,
kek

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Nintendo fans unironically ate that up because of some paid review scores
youtube.com/watch?v=lFZHIlezylw
Combat is literally a braindead dodge roll simulator

Bump boot licker

What do you think meets the standards of masterpieces and blockbusters? In the past 3 years, ACNH, Luigi's Mansion 3, Metroid Dread, SMT V were all pretty good in the past couple years.

Let me rephrase then: The game you mentioned is a turd and you are pathetic for shilling it for free

>Nintendo's target audience is 12 year olds
You mean the target of all media that Nintendo WISHES they had that the others actually have.

No Pikmin 4
No F Zero
No Mother 4
No games, just 1 Mario, 1 Zelda and a bunch of garbage Yea Forums likes to pass as "games" this is shovelware worse than what snoys try to pull, this is desperate pathetic. Just accept your system sucks you have no games cause you really don't

Nintentards are fags.

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