AND SIR GIDEON OFNIR

>THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL KNOWING

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why didn't my character get a nice tomb like this

Dont care. Quit messing with my router, pls

Why the intro was so lame?

Why is his coffin filled with ears?

honestly is a good question
They could've just put out the thing they had back in the e3 trailer and that would've worked for me
The slideshow was very 'meh'

I'm still mad that I can't unsee it.

I'm still not paying back all those chairs

Why is his face a dick?

he's the all knowing

Meh I agree but I still like it. The announcement trailer, story trailer, and it are all pretty much the same thing. Should have had the story trisler as the opening cinematic but I like all three.

>is the easiest boss in the game
what did they mean by this?

Honestly I love the fucker screaming out the names of the tarnished.

Nah it was based due to the narrator and HOROUX LOU. Story trailer does the Radahn Malenia part better though.

he is a spymaster and information broker in addition to being the in-universe lore nerd, that's why latenna mocked him as "all-hearing brute", probably got his spies to put one or both of their ears into his coffin when he died as a sign of mourning

im more interested in the goblins depicted in that shot, are they supposed to be the imps? or maybe even the edgy garden gnome vulgar militiamen?

FIND THE ALBANIAN WOMAN

>Find the albinauric woman
>Where da white woman at

AHHHH RISE YE TARNISHED! YE DEAD! WHO YET LIVE!

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It meant that besides knowing shit he wasn't good for much else.

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I have to watch the intro every time for this line, and the Gideon line.

That's the only line I don't like. I fucking love HOUROU LOUGH CHIEFTAIN OF THE BADLANDS. Shame it's fucking still frames

I found it very underwhelming on the first run, but on later runs it gave me time to actually process the implications of what was being shown. Like Miquella getting MOHG'd.

>sir gideon ofnir the all knowing
>doesn't know all
>iron fist alexander
>fist is not iron
>ever brilliant goldmask
>i had to spoonfeed him radagon is marika
>dung eater
>visits prawn seller and not dung seller

>fia
>fucks fish godwyn
At least she lived up to her name

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Because it was a last minute rewrite of the entire fucking plot. Literally worse than Dark Souls 3. Obviously they had a CGI intro like every other game but they ultimately changed so much it didn't make any fucking sense whatsoever.
Fucking listen to this:
>youtu.be/AIP0eUZf-8s
>Hoarah Loux, the GOLDMASK
>Radahn, SLAYER OF GIANTS
>Lady Yuliya, the Deathbed Companion
>Gideon ORPHNIER

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The fact that those are fully voiced lines still in game shows that at most the rewrite happened mere months before the release.

>reclaim what was thine
that line implies that the player tarnished is a former elden lord, no?

>HOARAH LOUX THE GOLDMASK
So basically his quest would have been redpilling Godfrey that he was fucking a tranny.

Probably not. I think Goldmask was always Goldmask but had an actual name this time.
I think that in initial script there was just Godfrey and he never changed his name. There is cut dialogue with him as well that seems to happen just before events of the game.
>youtu.be/zMu7FvNP2Z4
Since Godfrey took Tarnished on a Long March or whatever, some anons believe that initially we were supposed to start in the Badlands or whatever and be told by Godfrey to go to Lands Between after our grace was restored.

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Your interpretation makes a lot of sense because that place "across the fog" is definitely the place Godfrey and us were banished to, hence the Badlands, but I was memeing.

This intro would be even funnier if it was being narrated by himself

they blew their budget on fat tax policy man

Think it means reclaiming grace and their home

IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>IT HAPPENED AGAIN
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>IT HAPPENED AGAIN
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>IT HAPPENED AGAIN
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>IT HAPPENED AGAIN

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MITSUBISHIIII

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>Narrator pronounces it pretty much like this
>Captions in the intro say "Arise now ye tarnished"
Fromsoft retards should figure out if they mean it as they wrote it or as the dude said.

i laughed way too hard

If only he knew his fucking place, huh?

It's a shitty slideshow but kino narrator carried it

I went in completely blind not knowing anything aside from that it's more of an open world game compared to the others.
I was worried beforehand, that I wouldn't like it.
After that fucking intro, I smiled, laughed my ass off and audibly yelled, "It's just Souls".

why does he look flattened?

intelligence is directly correlated with how flat you can become

>all knowing

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One of the best intros, beaten only by DS1 and Demon's Souls with the worst being either DS3 or Sekiro.

Sekiro is kino you lying sack of shit.

I like that I thought he was some kinda magical being that had prophetic powers or something
Turns out he just runs a spy ring

THE "OH NOOOOOOOOO"-ING

And here’s the stupid zoomer

I don't even remember the intro to Sekiro and I played that game thrice.
Still one of the best fromsoft releases.

kek

It was kino.

he's all ears

Why? You're seeing what it actually is.

Most of the shit expounded upon in that video is still in the game you numbskull. It's not a 'complete rewrite'.
They just changed a few of the names around and incorporated a few minor plot differences.

I'm pretty sure it's a different voice actor for Enia entirely as well, which implies this was recorded much earlier on that 'a last minute rewrite'.

It was great you fag

not him but I unironically thought it was mussels for the longest time.

FIND THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN

SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE LOATHESOME MUSSEL EATER

Shitty slideshow instead of effortful cinematic.

>why is the character referred to in-game as the 'all-hearing' surrounded by ears, what could this mean? Vaati?

Me too, for some reason I can't explain, I just thought it was really cool and simple.

>instantly brings up zoomers out of nowhere
What is with some of you faggots being so obsessed with zoomers?

Those lines are most likely years old, by the time the first gameplay trailer came around the story was already set in stone, there are multiple lines of characters saying "Elden Ring O Elden Ring" which could be because they were trying to figure out who should be the narrator, they decided to go with the screaming man in the end and I like that guy.

Sekiro is a masterpiece but the intro is just not memorable, meanwhile when you look at DS3, DS1, and Elden Ring you get hyped because you want to meet the characters and see their powers or what they are all about.

Imagine giving a shit about souls lore after 1

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