Tell me a better build

Tell me a better build
Pro tip: You cant

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>tell me a better build
you better build a boat and sail to a first world country sanchez

In a perfect world third-worlders would never have access to any form of media period.

Pop in DS3, fool.

>tfw elden ring outs you as poor

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>peso
>1.5
Maybe you should try getting a job.

Niggers from America cant cope with other languages,
Either way, thanks for telling me this is the best build possible anons.

ESL posting

>spics get their guard boost to be called stability

God damn I'm actually jealous here. Guard Boost instead of Stability makes no fucking sense.

based godrick soldier

CABALLERO DEL CRISOL

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KEK
Yea. Its kinda ass

For english speakers I mean

I don't get why they felt the need to change it after 13 fucking years when it means the same fucking thing

eres puto

>A: Vale

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dios mio

Yea, the fucking OK being always "Vale" is fucking shit
Y tu un maricon, pero aqui no discriminamos

GUERRERO BASTARDO

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PERFUMISTA TRICIA.

JOOOOODER.
FUCKING MONKEYS FROM AMERICA WHAT THE FUCK

BASTARDO LEONINO

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Sopa de Tricia
Perfumista Delicia

dastard

How hard was to call it "Bastardo Leónido"

Leonino sounds better desu

Leonino sounds better, but Leónido is more correct and is kind of "Lion like"

Yeah but let's look at CABALLEROS DEL CRISOL one more time: to an english speaker like me, this looks like it's saying COWBOY OF THE CRUCIBLE which is fucking hilarious.

Not that much Caballero is Knight, do Crisol and Crucible is kinda ugh. But we do also suffer from the same Americans do with Japanese, at the end of the day.

I'm from the southwest US, I've only ever heard caballeros in reference to cowboys lol

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Also, Cowboy in spanish is Vaquero, and Soldier, Soldado, wich can also mean welded. We have Caballero, Soldado, Guerrero, Luchador, Capitán, Asesino. And no more names come to mind.

Ah yeah Vaquero is the word I was looking for. I think I see Caballeros in clothing stores.

Oh, those are fucking moronoids of mexicans. Those dudes called cowboys "caballeros" cause "caballero" is also someone with high renoun, or essencially "cultured man" meaning that anyone would be a caballero next to a monkey. Thats the reason user

Yea, Caballero is also "Men"
"Damas y Caballeros" its "Ladies and Gentleman", It works as "Sir" on english, basically.

Damn I think you might hate Mexicans more than I do, which is pretty impressive since I literally want to genocide these fucking spics for blasting mariachi music every fucking weekend.

ANTORCHA

user, we stole their gold and shit on them, I dont need to do anything else. But their sub language taints everything it touches. And for fuck sake if I hear any fucking mexican on my videogames I uninstall it right away.

At least they got it right, on some videogames when you have a Torch (the lantern one) people still label it as Antorcha, wich the only use it has is for that.

I bet that happens a lot more often than you'd like. Steam refund moderators must know you by heart.

is this some kinda PVP meme build?

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user, I prefer to play it on english than on Mexican. I couldnt take Halo 2 seriusly cause the only audio there was, was mexican. I really fucking cant.

>Padregiante.jpg
>Not "PadreGigantesco"
You had 1 job

That must suck to hate a spin on your own language. I think it would be fucking hilarious to have Australians voice more games.

i play the video games yet i don't enjoy playing the video games.

i think this is it Yea Forums, the end is nigh

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It would be funny, problem with Mexican voice overs is that the fuckers have 2 moods:
Shit on that the game is in Spanish (Spain ) only
Or
Shit on that the game has no Spanish

Literally putting a zero on the game with the "No en español" and it can be the best fucking videogame youve played but
"No en español" and its 90% of the time latinos the other 10 are literal iliterate

Sorry user, but meta threads are illegal

spanish is fucking hilarious

I wonder what it's like to have your language reduced to a neckbeard laughing stock because of one meme

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why do you need three main hand weapons

Its fun tb honest. I like El goblinos, la abominacion and specially the kojima one.

Just showing off the weapons user, I only carry 1 and 1 so I cand roll normally

And I change them mid combat after I pop a estus

>a better build

pic relate

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With that level and stuff you should be able to get the 4 talisman bags user. Good build do, but not better than godrick soldier still

I have three talismans now. I'm level 72 now.

By the way, those stats are with Godrick's Great Rune activated with a rune arc, plus Radagon's Soreseal, plus the crimson hood to give me +1 vigor.

Here's my stats at the Level-Up menu.

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Nice, soldier of godrick is 25 on pourpouse. But my main is at 135 if im not wrong. But I think, im finishing already

Strength build the main one

Mace

based Soldier of Godrick fan

>PS 652
>PC 78
PC apparently btfo in something.

>Playing with the garbage Spanish translation
Absolutely disgusting

>not knowing english as a second language
even the japs recorded the whole game in english/where inspired by english euro shit. if you cant understand english you are no better than a filthy monolingual american.

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i think im the only person on this site that thinks spanish looks and sounds cool