Most kino minigames in every tame:

based

well i cant argue with sex, you got me op.
didnt the old gow have those?

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RDR2
Yakuza 0 has an okay one but its really simple.
You can spear fish in Medieval Dynasty. Also net fish but that one is more like just setting up a trap and coming back later to look if anything got caught than something you actually do.

the games are such a fucking chore to play in rdr2. even when you skip shit, it takes forever. watching the same god damn animation of someone scooping up their winnings over and over. holy fuck doing the gambler challenges was such dogshit. FUCK the mini games in rdr2.

cock fighting in far cry 6

2022, i am forgor...

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I have never been able to beat my friend in any multiplayer game that has an arm wrestling mini game.

How do you play poker?

Poker? I barely know her

Hope for pairs or 3-of-a-kinds, bail out when it seems like you aren't going to get them, and keep playing until you start recognizing the more complicated hands.

for me it's

>mahjong
>pool
>roulette
>sex

Step 1.) Take out a mortgaga

I'd like Catfight more if they didn't fuck you over on purpose.

Fold until you get KK,AA,AK and a good flop, bait the fishes to bet you high, leave the table with 30-50% profit

Tower defense
Punch Out
SHMUP

rockshit sjws wouldn't even let you see a tit in rdr2, but they'll let you murder every living thing on the map with total disregard

Nah, it's
>Karaoke/disco dancing
>fishing
>phone sex

Except the injuns. You can't murder the le heckin good guys.

i know new vegas is a meme game but making up this weird fake card game with schizo rules that noone understands and adding it to the game for no reason is the most based design choice in any fallout game

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aren't there like 2 random scenes that have tits and that theater with the leprechaun?

Best way to learn poker as a complete newbie?

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>Don’t @ me I am right
what

sex minigames are always kino

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It's pretty simple, you've just got to aim to make one of the hands in pic related, with the top one being the highest scoring and the bottom one being the lowest scoring.

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witcher 1 dice poker was the tits

>Playing strip blackjack flash games

>Always get 12 or 13
>Whenever I hit, it's always face
>Whenever I split, it's >14 or bust

>When I double on 10 or 11, I always get a 2 or 3
>Dealer always gets 19, 20, or 21
>I'm always the one that ends up stripping

Fuck vidya gambling. Yakuza was a pain in the ass too

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audible kek

What I said about pairs and three of a kinds. It'll take you like an hour to start picking up what other hands there are and how to weigh the risk of betting or folding. RDR1 has a pretty good progression of difficulty in the skill of the tables, the earlier towns and lower max bet tables are easier than the higher ones and you can hold onto a card to cheat (might need the suit outfit) which may or may not help you keep track of more combinations per hand better.
Just play nigga it's easy to pick up.

>i know new vegas is a meme game
You gotta get off Yea Forums my man

go back and then kill yourself, the Yea Forums hivemind is gospel. bitch.

Bud you literally got brain rotted into believing some retarded shit

>2022
>People still fall for gambling
>??????

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rdr2 fucked up the game completely by killing the online chat, poker never had it and should have, and the main game had it originally similar to GTAO then they killed it somehow with proximity chat or whatever, bottom line is it's a quiet game now,
maybe that's a good thing but it's boring

the entire game is boring anyway

Mortal Kombat had Chess and Kart Racing and Tetris. Red Dead's Poker is somehow worse than GTA Online's. Tried playing it with a friend and if we could even get in the same lobby and didnt glitch out, it was boring and slow. Shouldve had the friendship model from GTA4, you could get drunk, play darts, maybe go watch a hanging idk. Wasted potential

Thank you niggas.

@597196924
>Don’t @ me I am right
Go fuck yourself.

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For me it's Triple Triad

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>find flash version
>have like 0 fun since you're not collecting cards in the world anymore

>license actual gambling software for your game
>don’t tweak the odds at all
>have to win against actual slot machines to 100% the game
FUCK

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>IT'S WORLD BUILDING! IT HAS IT'S OWN GAMES BECAUSE IT WAS INVENTED AFTER THE APOCALYPSE!
> IT'S SO FUN TO WALK AROUND THE DESERT FOR HOURS CHASING TUMBLEWEED
>WORLD BUILDING!
The game overall is boring as fuck. The story ain't bad, i an say that but boy is it a pain in the ass to play.

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Poker against AI's isn't fun. They either read your inputs, cheat, or are too easy to cheese. In RDR 1 or 2, can't remember which, if you got a really good hand everyone would instantly fold no matter what. Then if you had a decent hand, they would magically have the same thing as you, but one higher.

>playing poker minigames
fucking cringe
play some real poker

New Vegas sold less than fallout 3. It's only "popular" in niche places like Yea Forums.

Poker Night 2 has some good poker(or poker-simulated) AI, the original Poker Night was so dumb though, you just had to play the blinds and go all in, everyone would fold and give you their chips, it took a while to win but you could cheese the TF2 loot.

>game has a card game
> it has genuine depth
> you can find cards throughout the game
> multiple people to vs in it
alternatively
> Puzzle game
Like sonic mania's puyo puyo unlock or that old Puzzle Kombat mode from the mortal kombat.

I just fucking love when you get little fledged games in other games even if they're little. it feels so cool espicially back in the day when you didn't have many games.

Oh! and shout out to Ratchet and Clank 2's arcade shooter bonus
youtube.com/watch?v=Z-27ozN_TMA
and Mortal Kombat 3's shootemup.
youtube.com/watch?v=Q-uffBm4yYE

Also ape escape 1 having three minigames; a boxing game; snowboarding game and a shooter with kickass music.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZZGUAFVJI-A

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What in the fuck does that have to do with my post?

>you just had to play the blinds and go all in, everyone would fold and give you their chips
That's how it works in real tournaments too when the blinds are high.

It's because of ADD zoomers like you that we can't have any immersive, comfy open world games anymore. They now all have to be packed full with random quest markers and events around every corner to compensate for your fried dopamine receptors.

>fold every hand
>finally get a good hand
>call or bet
>everyone else folds

Don’t listen to this guy.

Yeah witcher 3 did it well with Gwent. Totally ignored it on my first playthrough, went full collector mode on the second.

I liked playing Wizard Chess in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. It's just regular chess against retard-level AI so I actually manage to win most games.

>lose strip blackjack flash game
>have to strip
>mom walks in

For me, it was REBiohazards 21
That and the minigame where you had to shoot zombies and bake birthday cakes for Jack Baker was honestly a great wholesome sendoff for the game.

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>Also ape escape 1 having three minigames
Jesus christ I forgot all about these and I think about ape escape and go into the threads all the time

Watch high stakes poker with gabe kaplan. It's kino poker and you can learn a lot just from watching. Most of the shows are on youtube.
Yeah you want a much broader range than the top 3 hands.

>mail sorting minigame
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I want more boardgames with their own minigames inside other games

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What is comfy about being stranded in the desert with a broken leg and walking for miles? kek. The music is brilliant, the world is good, and the story is well-made. Gameplay-wise? Really not that good. There are games that are enjoyable with open worlds like RDR2, when you could spent literal hours at a time hunting animals for their skins, or fishing. NV just didn't do it well, maybe because of the technical boundaries.You have to imagine your own damn open-world experience to have fun in this game.

It's not a very fun concept for a game though. Poker Night 2 fixed it with better AI. Either i was one unlucky fucker or it picks up on you doing it and gives someone else a better hand.

Cards are made for inventing new games with anyways. I appreciate the effort in coming up with rules instead of just blackjack or poker for the millionth time.