From Blaze The Cat's Best Friend Forever

Hey, everyone! It's me, Colette the Mouse.
Did you know that Blaze the Cat has been my best friend since Christmas Day, 2012?
It's true. (A certain someone) introduced us to each other on Christmas Morning, 2012, and we ended up being best friends by the end of the afternoon.
Don't believe me? Ask Blaze the Cat herself. She'll vouch for me.
If Cream the Rabbit or Rouge the Bat tell you I'm lying, don't listen to them. They're just jealous that Blaze and I have an indestructible connection with each other.
See you all later!

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As the real, actual, honest-to-God Blaze the Cat, I can 100% confirm that what Colette the Mouse is saying is true.
We have been BFFs since 12/25/2012, and our friendship is perfectly indestructible.
You can thank a certain Barhamsvillian entreprenuer for our friendship anytime.
Ciao!

As the real fucking anonymous I can call you a huge faggot, not explain and then hide this thread.
Fuck you!

HEY! Don't you dare talk to my BFF like that, or I will have you locked in the nuthouse!

Thank you, Blaze.

You're welcome, Colette!
:)

What the fuck is this autism?
>2 Posters
lol

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Tell me more.

Would it kill you to read the name of the user who posted this thread>

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>namefags are all the same IP
This is schizo shit, isn't it

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That's Blaze the Cat.

take your meds RIGHT the FUCK now you fucking schizo.

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We don't take meds.

So hey, I was talking with Rouge the Bat and she was saying some real mean things about you, and the worst part is...I think she might've been right. I'm sorry, Blaze. I don't think I can be your friend anymore. I'll send back my half of the BFF Necklace tomorrow, it's only fair that you have it.

I never typed that.

*rapes you*

Don't worry, Colette. I know you would never end our friendship like that. We'll always be BFFs.

You can't rape us through a computer, dipstick.
Don't you know how sex works?

is this what discord is like?

I dunno. I've never been on Discord before.

*cums inside your tight little foxy butthole*

Hey, leave my girlfriend alone, or things are gonna get real ugly for you.

Thanks, Gloom-Gloom. I knew I could count on you.

Anything for you, my darling.

*rapes and kills the furries*

I'm Speed Racer and I drive real fast. I drive real fast, I'm gonna last.

You can't kill us anthropomorphic animals!
We have the power of God and the Internet on our side!

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*rapes your tiny little chipmunk body, my cock completely impaling and killing you in the process*

Oh no! The FBI is at my front door! I can't get outta my room! I'm doomed!

When did that happen?

What is the fucking goal here

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They took my weapons out of my hands and cuffed me! How am I typing this in handcuffs?!?

>this entire thread
youtu.be/9drAF84jM-Q

Hey Bill, just brought the boys over because I heard you had some anthro animals that needed raping.

I honestly just wanted to inform the people of the universe that I have been Blaze the Cat's BFF since Christmas Day, 2012 AD.
Then, it just sorta escalated into a trolling contest.

*The entire FBI rapes you*

Crap! I shouldn't have said that! The FBI heard me, and now they're firing me and arresting me too! My life is over!

*The entire FBI arrests and rapes the impostor*
We gottem boys. Mission accomplished.

I lied about the FBI raping you. Of course they wouldn't do that.

It's okay, James.

I actually really liked it. >////

*The real FBI comes in and arrests Bill, James, and the entire fake FBI, and lock them inside a prison they can never escape because it is beyond their power to do so.*

Don't worry James! I'll wait eagerly for your return! I love you!

I liked it 'cause it was just in your imagination!
It never actually happened.
Sorry.

Awww, that's a shame. I really want to get my tight little mouseholes stretched out by James' gigantic human cock.

I bet my BFF, Blaze, would love it as well!

Please forgive my non-existent counterpart. She's delusional.

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That sounds amazing, Colette! I can't wait to try it myself!

I don't know who this mouse girl is but she's in my sights now...

I am coming here to confirm that no rapes were committed here tonight. Blaze the Cat and her friends are all safe and sound, and none of them are harmed.
(Seriously, none of it ever happened.)

I am coming here to confirm that rapes were committed here tonight. Blaze the Cat and her friends are all raped and dead, and none of them died painlessly.
(Seriously, it all happened.)

Actually, the Statue of Liberty is perfectly fine.
Also, how did I get here?

>this thread

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I would love to try cliff diving with all of my friends with me, and nothing ever goes wrong.
(That's what we considered doing at some point.)

Ehhh, what's up, Doc?

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Please excuse my non-existent counterpart. He's delusional.

Wanna try muff diving instead? I'd gladly volunteer mine.

What's muff diving?
(If it involves sex, I can only do it with Lester Plesko because he's my faithful husband.

Sneed

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OH MY GOD

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Don't worry, my dear Blaze. If you want to eat your friend out then you won't get any objections from me.