Mass Effect

I was 14 when #1 was released, and I played through legendary edition last year when I was 28

>1: played a few hours and I think I got past the part in which I killed wrex, but after the 10th forced vehicle section that was beyond dog shit on the release version of the game, I gave up, was OK up to that point, 6/10
>2: played through and finished the game and all DLC, i remember liking it, 8/10
>3: got pissed that they tried to make cerberus a bunch of Saturday morning cartoon villains, the story was so fucking stupid, I quit maybe 30 minutes in, 1/10

>legendary 1: game play was pretty good, I like the distinction between classes, story was pretty cool, and I used a trainer to speed through the vehicle sections fuck em lmao, 7/10
>legendary 2: I only now realize that they retconned/didn't take into account a shit load of choices I made in the first game, including the decision to kill off the council and replace them with an all human council (youtu.be/3Wb-ZLB1PcA), also they really fucked over combat by putting all skills on a single CD so you can't do any combos, I realize now that I only thought I liked the game because I was looking back with nostalgia goggles, 3/10
>legendary 3: yeah I was fucking right the entire time about this game, it's a bunch of gay bullshit, the story is so fucking stupid I wanted to an hero and when I realized if you don't blindly give Miranda access to the Normandy files/your "save the galaxy" funding, she dies, I really had to force myself to keep playing I was super close to just uninstalling, game play and combat was just as casualized as #2 was, 1/10

Fuck this stupid series it's a bunch of dog shit, thank God I never touched Andromeda and I won't be playing #4

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>I was 14 when #1 was released
fucking zoomer

Does edi's butt look better in the remakes or in the original?

both

2007 was 14 years ago bro, I'm 29 now, I'm a millennial, you feel old yet bitch?

>you feel old yet bitch?
no, I'm 28 old man

i play 3 everyday just to see EDI cameltoe

based

>About 300
I dont believe you

Yeah, sorry user. You're right.
It's actually more than that, given how I had pirated ME3 at the time of release because I didn't have enough money. Fuck you. I'm cucking your mass effect waifu RIGHT NOW

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I kneel

What the fuck is this, LE is actually pretty good

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Btw zaeed > tali > aria > nyleen > vetra > everyone else > liara.

based

About 300.

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Tali is based

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reminder

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Thane rules and is the best male romance option for Femshep, Garrus is a bro but not really feeling romance feelings, Kaiden is meh, Jacob is meh, buff guy is meh

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0 hrs 0 min

>is best girl in your path

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About 170 hours equally split between the first two games and an unknown amount of time spent on a single playthrough of the 3rd game (unknown because I pirated that shit and can't just look it up in Steam or Origin).

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Wow femshep is stronk

yep

bump

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War Hero
Infiltrator
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Ashley > Miranda > Ashley
C O N T R O L

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>control
Worst ending tbqh

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>paragon
No, paragon shepard is a faggot. Renegade control is the true ILLUSIVE ending.
Yeah bro just destroy the most advanced species in the universe ahahahaha

Cybernetic implants.

>the most advanced species in the universe
Sorry, don't care. I promised my bros I'd destroy the Reapers for 3 games, so I'll destroy them no matter the cost.

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sure you promised, you`re a idealist faggot

Why would anyone need a 'reminder' of this?
Do you need a reminder the sky is blue?

I honestly don’t know how much hours I have. Played 3 a lot on the Wii U, then I did a bunch of trilogy runs on ps3, then I did a crap ton of trilogy runs on PC so I could work on some autistic guide.

Now I’m working on ME2 mods to change companion armor, got Jacob in the Project Phoenix armor from the ME3 MP and Jack in the Cerberus Phantom armor for the irony.

Around 200-250

A bunch, more importantly why haven't there been any games like these released in almost the past decade now?
As in, action rpgs with full character customization, voice acting and ability to be a fucking asshole to random people?

so is she

No they're not

700+ hours, I even liked Andromeda because it went back to what ME1 was trying to do, I wish the story/characters were a bit better though. I'm afraid of ME4 since the nu-studio is going to write dialogue for the old characters which I hold so near and dear to my heart.

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Maybe 100 hours?

Played 1 and 2 on release, then waited until LE to play 3 (as well as replay 1 and 2).

I have Andromeda downloaded but I haven't played it yet.

More than 100 playthroughs in ME1 since 2007. A couple of playthroughs in ME2. Around 20 playthroughs in ME3. Played legendary once. Played Andromeda once (is actually a fun game, but the story and characters are terrible).

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63 hours, playing through for the first time right now.
What the deal with all the Mako shit in 1 and the probe dropping in 2, and how much is is it going to count for in 3?

>They're just humans with glowy eyes
Always thought that was kind of a lame interpretation.

imagine how easy it would be to rape a quarian to death

>I have Andromeda downloaded but I haven't played it yet.
Do it, user. Do it for Her.

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hundreds of hours. probably in the thousands with 3's multiplayer.

I have 120 hours in LE.
No clue how many hours I have in the originals, since I played all of them on 360.
Probably around 80 hours though, if I had to guess.

131 hours between Mass Effect 1 and Legendary Edition according to Steam. Now that I've finished Elden Ring I'll hop back into my LE playthrough.

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Man, she started okay and then turned to shit when she did nothing but simp for the fucking Asari. I know she got shuttled off to be trained as one but for fucks sake, the blue space whores look down at you Cora. If I could have exploded the Asari ship, I would have.

Also, Drack is the best fucking Krogan ever. He exchanges Wrex's 'I'm trying to be a king, and a bro' to just 'I'm a Bro.' Wrex isn't bad, but Drack is literally the best written character in all of Andromeda.

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Because it's been 10 years.

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Don't have the hours but I think I played ME2 alone like 7 times

shitload, between console and pc. couldn't finish andromeda first time around it was boring as fuck, then got it on pc and modded it and ended up liking it somewhat. it's like the opposite of me1 cus the story is shit but everything else is kinda fun