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Item Finder.
>visit any bank
>use power 3
>???
>profit

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clean bean is strong QoL, being able to drink anything will be strong after the great new world order reset that is to come

Money bean only good, and very strong trait, is 10% more money from everything.

pocket teleporter is convenient, but that's about it. low tier.

worst is the HUD. doesn't give you QOL, just displays info

Sheep gets outclasses by the Clean Bean. You can talk to sheeps, probably it's strongest trait, but really who cares unless you work on a farm.

if you prioritize QOL, clean bean
if you prioritize money gains, money bean
Taste tab is also top tier. just eat cottage cheese with fibre and make it taste like whatever you want so you get FIT easily without any sacrifice and enjoying whatever you want.

Taste Tab > Money > Clean Bean

rest can't compete.

>10% bonus to all income

Wouldn't this make things like trading stock much safer and more profitable? I feel like this is a shortcut to a good passive income and thus financial freedom.

budget bean is literally just instant flipping profit no matter what youre buying
you can buy the fucking planet with a few weeks of buying shit and reselling them instantly

if i'm aware that cash is in a vault, the item finder will allow me to teleport bills into my pocket. that's easy money and also convenient

clean bean cuz I'm stinky

item finder capsule is busted. why use the budget bean when i can use the item finder to find pure gold and diamonds

Clean bean or taste tab are the best, upper three are slightly useful but these two are outright very healthy, even the clean bean, start hydrating healthily on soda for example, taste tab can make healthy food taste good and so you'll eat more of it

>pocket teleporter is convenient, but that's about it. low tier.
There's two things you're ignoring about the pocket teleporting. There is no limit on the size of the pocket, and you don't need to own the object. Whats stopping you from going "I want to teleport the money from that register to my pocket"?

Item Finder, so I can find or make gf

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>item finder
>make yourself aware of the values of trading cards
>tag anything worth over $100, buy any card pack that seems shiny
live comfortably

yeah you can steal whatever you want, making it busted. i thought it was just your own things.

it's the no brainer choice

comfort sheep, no doubt. Sleep for only a couple hours and wake up like you just had a full night's sleep, effectively giving you entire years worth of time to do more things

Taste tab for choke immunity.

Smart use of the budget bean can give you the means to solve literally every other problem you could ever have.

Item finder, but if you change the sheep to a cow (goes against the theme but I like cows) and I'll take that instead.

The item finder teleporter is clearly intended only for things you own. You can't just teleport the worlds supply of diamonds into your pockets one by one. It would be way better than anything else on the list otherwise.

Why would I not pick the sheep BF

>Immunity to headaches
Including self inflicted ones from drinking? If so it's an easy fucking pick. Yes I have a problem.

>cottage cheese with fibre and make it taste like whatever you want so you get FIT easily without any sacrifice and enjoying whatever you want.
>Taste Tab > Money > Clean Bean

Taste tab is a placebo. Taste means nothing without the proper texture to accompany it.

can i tell the sheep to jack me off

Not my fault that the devs didn't prevent exploits.

Op here
Somebody post other ones, I lost my folder of “choose a thing” posts

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Take the item finder and hit up Vegas for easy card gambling money.

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>You know all the ingredients/parts to anything you're looking at
>Can reverse engineer any technology or drug on fucking sight
Do you have any idea how powerful this ability is?

Health HUD
>can easily have a perfect diet
>"hey doc i have stage 0.01 cancer, lets zap it out really quick"

clean bean bby

>all these anons using itemfinder to make money

I hope you all have a good money laundering scheme.

You could take apart a car to know all the parts, doesn't mean you can make one from scratch

>again

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Everything tasting good must mean everything smells good, which sounds weird
Imagine walking into a disgusting, shit riddled public toilet and thinking “mmmm, smells delicious!”

>no fuckable mascot
>get a stuffed sheep for 1 hour everyday
>can talk to sheep

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comfort sheep vitamin pls

Haha yeah imagine that

>item finder capsule
>find lost wallets and credit cards
EZ PZ

budget bean is broken
>ask friend to give me 10 bucks
>he gives me 10 bucks
>it turns into 11 bucks
>return the 10 bucks back to him
>repeat

cool i have infinite money

Like Item finder is most practical, +10% money ain't bad I guess.
However, being a father now, I'm taking that fucking sheep. Dear lord I miss feeling well rested.

item finder seems fucking busted if you think about it for a second - should be very easy to filter out garbage information to find out exactly what a good deal is for a purchase, or a good idea for a business. but it'd take a lot of effort to use - might just go for clean bean to be lazy

It says "earn"
You would have to get him to hire you to change his light bulb for that

It has no hands

molecular imaging is a thing the problem is the process

>all these faggots trying to game the system like it’s some metaphorical straight jacket
You retards ruin these threads, it’s meant to be a test of character, not a test of how much of a smartass you are

these images are always
>one extremely busted ability
>every other one is gimmicky and barely useful

here you go op
go get those (You)s

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comfort sheep and clean bean, no contest

healthy HUD seems pretty useless, you can just take a multivitamin every day and knowing your caloric intake is way, way easier than actually motivating yourself to eating healthy

I'm 6'10", sheep vitamin pls.. I have trouble sleeping and with proper posture. Plus my Chinese Zodiac is a goat. My room could be spotless when I return from work and he can wash my truck too. Is walking my dog a chore too?

I waste so many hours of my life sleeping and trying to sleep, sheep's the way to go

The Item Finder and Budget Bean are extremely exploitable in multiple ways and the Health Tablet is just really useful, but honestly I'd go for the Sheep Vitamin. It's not the strongest choice by any measure, but I sleep like shit most days so having guaranteed comfortable sleep forever would be amazing. Plus one hour of chores a day isn't as good as the Clean Bean but it's enough to keep my house reasonably clean without effort so it's a decent bonus. I doubt talking to sheep would be very useful but I'll take it, if nothing else it's a cool trick.

Taste Tab and Clean Bean seem the least useful of the bunch. I mean they're not bad but they're pretty niche and the advantages are kinda limited unless you want to be an unwashed hobo and eat garbage.

Health HUD Tablet

>Have been counting my calories daily for a year now and am constantly worried about my cholesterol and Vit. D.
Question my back pain and knee pain all the time.

At least I seem to be immune to headaches already.

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I haven't been on /cyoag/ for years but here you go.

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Can't you just teleport wads of cash into your pocket with the item finder? Why bother with the other stuff when free money can fix it?

>clean bean
>drinks no longer have a bad properties

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sleep vitamin

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all fun and games until law enforcement in your area starts recording and tracking serial numbers on cash at local businesses

>wordswordswords
not op but this one sucks
This one seems hotly debated tho

>item finder
>steal secret formulas from various companies
>blackmail all of them

yeah you could go gold washing and make $10000 in a week

As long as you aren't retarded they'll never know

Item Finder Pill
>always know where that thing you're looking for is
>use it to find God

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>buy something expensive
>pay with cash
>after you leave the store, teleport your cash back to your pocket

Item Finder is busted.

>teleport things in my pocket
>??
>profit

>All these anons exploiting for cash
I wish we lived in a better society. You would all be so much more creative and happy if it weren't for greed.

That's not how the 'aware' clause works.

You already need to know where the item is. it doesn't give you understanding of where something is, just the glowing through walls if you already do.

Well go be the next Hitler then

Clean bean is fucking op compared to all other useless shit you put on that list.
>can drink your own piss to save yourself from dehydration
vs
>no more uncomfortable positions
Just don't put yourself into uncomfortable positions, the fuck?

Sheep pill so I can seduce sheep like a welshman

aint our fault that that's the biggest issue a lot of people have in life

median rent in this country is like $15k a year, stealing from the rich is objectively morally right

health hud tablet is the best if you pick any other you are either a retard or a contrarian

I'm retarded. The first option makes you aware of things you're looking for.

Why would you need the clean bean when the sheep will do your cleaning for you?

>Hmmm I'ma look for a gold nugget today.

>worlds supply of diamonds
where would you even sell them? cash would be best way to go, I'd steal from walmart registers
>put ad on craigslist
>selling REAL authentic uncut DIAMOND $1000
>1,000's of undercut replies
>will you trade 4 basketball hoop and sneakers?
>will you trade my dog for it?
>will you take $300?

Clean Bean seems the most useful.
But Item Finder capsule would work too, if you consider women to be objects you can always know when every woman is, so you can preplant "random" encounters with the person you want to fuck so you can groom her into submission.

>Budget Bean
>mfw when normalf*gs are:
>not aware of how much money they have
>unable to calculate prices/taxes in their head
>unable to set limits on budgets
the absolute state

captcha: rarrr

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>Clean bean
>Dare people to drink you under the table. Now instead of bamboozling them with drinking water instead of vodka, you're actually drinking water.
>Act drunk or different.
>Make money and hydrate at the same time.

As long as you don't live in a third world country, lacking drinkable water isn't exactly a challenge people ever have to face.

>item finder
>use it to find the other pills and take them
Ez

How hot is the dog

7 perks.
>Double up on appearance change
>Double up for immortality
>Double up on income
>Take whatever with the last point, probably charisma to charm my way out of uncomfortable questions
Now I can just fuck off forever.

most of that shit can be replaced with money though. buy a personal doctor, buy any item you lose, buy a perfect bed and a maid, buy a personal chef, buy a maid again. thats every pill instantly replicated with money

You’re right, if you live in the third world hellhole where you have zero food or water, I’m sure that clean bean is the best one

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You people are underestimating the perks of being restful. A good night sleep does fucking wonders for you. Any problems that the other pills could fix you could solve them if you are well-rested and ready for the day.

300 dollars and a dog is a pretty good deal considering you got it for free. The problem would be you’d get arrested for money laundering lol

sheep is massively OP especially if the pet sheep is craftier with its hands (hooves?) than the average sheep
if you have a super massive house when clean bean wins but it's super situational

Howdy pard'na

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