Oh shit, mail time Yea Forumsros!

Wait, is this videogames?

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Collapsible dragon dildo?

Ta-da! There she is! Amazon prime sure is fast

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ywnbaw

You need to grow up bro.

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What do you think bros?

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It looks like it would easily get stuck in the ass, are you sure it's safe? Not all dragon dildos are made equal.

homicide yourself my man

What the FUCK?

You can't stick that up your ass user! Or can you?

kill yourself

NOT a dragon dildo? WTF user.

That's a cool shape for a dildo user, congratulations

Hot glue. Now.

should have kept it in the box and returned it

Aren't you supposed to NOT take the child's toy out of the box?

I think her cock must have broken off during the transport?

I think you are posting in the wrong board

Oh come on anons, I know the pics have shit quality cause I'm using an old phone, but you can't deny she was sexy AF back in the day

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How else would he fuck his ass with it?

seriously one of the worst fucking box opening thread ever
not even black hand can save this

that only for collectors
op here is a literal man child, how is he supposed to play with his new toy if it is still in the box?

What happened to her penis?

fpbp

show us your dirty ass room and your other child like toys

You mean these?

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this is now a reckd thread

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I remember her having a gigantic monstrous cock, you must have bought a knock off

give us a wide angle of your dirty ass room

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Now THIS is dragon dildo if I ever seen one!

>romjinstique

Give us a wide angle of your dirty ass

she's a very nice looking toy user. enjoy your day

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kek

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my 3060 Ti finally arrived!

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this is my snorlax. he's really old.

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FUCKING CLEAN HIM

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my mom gave me this

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he likes living in filth, like a warthog or hippo

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>not a dildo
>not a body pillow
>not a copy of Mein Kampf
>not a video game
>not even a coomer figure
Shit thread and shit taste OP

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boot that shit up and buy some sweet skins

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will do brotha

give it back jamal

I think I have the same one bro, late 90's early 00's.

That's ass hair, isn't it?

seems its no a dragon dildo, but i´m sure OP will still stick it up his ass.

what do you mean ?

man, when was the last time it was actually a dragon dildo

Your mom is a drug user isnt she user?

Nice stuff, pretty cool Vampirella

Do a cum tribute

>arrived

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What is the best Vampirella comic to read?

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