Damn, Vyke befriended THAT?!

Damn, Vyke befriended THAT?!

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>tarnished player is such a fucking loser he can't even befriend one (1) dragon unlike everyone else
Morgott was right.

Rate my dragon boi

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what is it about this image that makes it so sexual

presenting_hindquarters

you already got autosaged yesterday, OP. I suggested waiting until the weekend to try again.
because you can tell the slit's been edited out.

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shading, shape and texture on the dragon's rear were made to resemble human buttcheeks

what everyone else said + bedroom eyes

Dragons are inherently sexual

>that animation
holy shit

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>leg lift followed by those hip gyrations
people think capcom doesn't know, but they do.

God damn we have got to kill scalefags holy shit!

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Meanwhile, in-game

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That's just a rock.

breaks your penis in half but not in the way you'd want it

Why do we fight her anyways? Is she Morgott's bitch?

See if you look that good at 3000

Because le prepare to die xd

>Lansseax
>aLnssaex
>anLsasex
>anLassex
>anaLssex

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CULO

because literally everyone and anyone fucking hates tarnished

Luv me sum Drussy

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Shes a priestess of the dragon cult in Leyndell and probably one of its last sole protectors that isn't some mindless, reincarnating nutjob or Morgott.

dragon lightning pubes...

Imagine

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Whenever I see a dragon rider in media I always assume they fuck. Is that just me, am I weird for thinking that?

trying too hard

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I want fatalis to fuck me hard after i've given his bulky chest and flanks a good rubdown

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>Placidusax
>Flaccid dude sacks
What did GRRM mean by this?

Lansseax is pretty

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>same model as every other ancient dragon

Have you SEEN him? Genuinely looks as though if he were to whip out his dick it'd crumble to dust.

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Fucking a giant dragon

Fucking a giant female dragon.

what's the point of his heads being all tangled up like that, I guess he lost a few obviously but why are all the disused necks like, tied in knots and his actual necks coming from the lower corner of his body for some reason

his necks seem to form a vortex, fitting, since there's a permanent tornado in azula.

>dragons in Elden Ring are meant to be intelligent and able to speak and communicate to non-dragons
>you don't actually get to talk with any of them despite this, with them basically being mindless beasts during your encounters with them
>Dragon Communion is just done at a shitty run-down altar instead of having a Dragon NPC for them
>No dragon transformation like previous Souls games despite the increased focus in dragons over DS1 and 3
I hope they rectify all this shit for the DLC but I have my doubts.
Cute butt

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you never even see the dragons in this game. all you see are their feet.

Same as every souls game, isn't it? Every one implies they are smart but we never see it.

of course

I was really let down at the lack of raw infusions and a 'form', dragon or otherwise, that sacrificed armour and such in favour of attack power further than other means. They felt like really significant parts of these types of games from Fromsoft, and opened up a lot more options. There's a shitton of ways to buff yourself and people have already done plenty of crazy level 1 stuff without raw, but it's just a shame to me they're gone

Age of Dragons DLC when?

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dragons r cool

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Why didn't Vyke tame her?

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>not humanoid
I'm not some fucking scalie like you guys

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Yeah you just have severe brain damage

Disgusting over designed and sparkle dog tier

humans are repulsive, and anime is a thousand times more repulsive than that

Faggot.

I want her to kill me

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Sparkledogs are cute
That thing is not

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Here. Read this.
snekguy.com/stories/warband/heart-of-the-mountain/

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Godwyn had Fortissax, Vyke had Lansseax. I'm sure Godfrey was amicable with Placidusax.

>befriended
Vyke raw dogged her.

If that were the case why is he a Frenzy Flame incel?

He spelunked

>turns into a human
>vyke loses all interest

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Godfrey literally tore apart his other 2 heads user

Foreplay, he likes it rough.

Vyke was based after all.

Because Lasneax was his side bitch. The maiden was his waifu and he fucked up by trying to protect the frigid bitch that doesn't put off instead of starting his own dragon cult with his dragon offspring with the tall sexy femme fatale that thirsted over his dick. Why do you think she doesn't even try to talk to you. She is still mad Vyke rejected her fiery dussy.

Its the 'come hither' aura. She hungers for human cock.

What's this

haha yeah but uh source?

she does turn humanoid
which is the exact moment when vyke fucked off