BotW Zelda or ZM Samus?

By far.

Welp

WTF

Loser

where is the sybb is a faggot vegan option?

what the fuck?

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Ugliest Zelda or Ugliest Samus? Hmmm...how about neither?

Do you have problems understanding basic English?

Of course not. I understand what's being said. I just don't see why anyone wants this information.

Because most people don't understand that fat means fat. They think it means "big" or "great".

In the context of a person being fat, fat means fat.
When you say "she has a fat ass", it means "her ass is big".

No. Also, why the fuck do you think an ass is big? Do you think those cheeks are filled with emptiness?

What the fuck do you mean, "no"? You think you can roll back decades of people accepting colloquialism and connotation by sheer force of will?
Yeah, I know an ass (beyond a certain size) is going to be that size because of fat rather than muscle, but saying "her ass has a lot of fat" is different than saying "she has a fat ass".

Zelda because better game

Samus is hot in general while BOTW Zelda is kinda ugly for most of the party. Also while Samus doesn't talk much in most games, what personality she does show makes her superior to annoying-ass Zelda.

Only fat fags in America says "she has a fat ass" and actually mean "she has a big butt". This is not a thing anywhere else.

On women, a big butt is the same as a fat butt in 99% of the cases. Including Samus, BTW.

Wrong. This colloquialism is understood pretty much everywhere English is a primary language.
And no, you're not understanding me. Saying literally "she has a lot of fat on her ass" is less appealing than saying "she has a fat ass".

You're just a dumb fat fag. It's definitely not a thing outside the US. And even inside the US it's mostly a thing among blacks (guess why).

Less appealing? It means the same fucking thing. Are you changing words based on what sounds appealing or on what the actual meaning is?

You dumb fat fag.

never liked botw zelda

You can bitch and moan about me all you want, you're clearly an ESL faggot who got tripped up over a turn of phrase he didn't like and is going on a retarded crusade against it. Using different words that mean roughly the same thing as each other to make something that's meant to BE appealing SOUND more appealing is basic writing.

And there you lost the argument.

BTW, are you upset that Samus has a fat butt?

>Y-you lose!!!
And why is that, ESL-kun? Because I exposed your exact reasoning? I'm not mad Samus has a fat ass at all, why the fuck would I be?

Gotta go with Sammy

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No, because you stopped answering to my arguments and started talking about something else.

Because a lot of people like you can't stand the idea that your favourite kick-ass bounty hunter doesn't have firm buns.

I responded to your argument, calling me fat and American, by informing you that it doesn't weaken mine at all, and firing back in turn that you clearly don't have a strong command of English if you can't parse why someone would alter their wording solely to adjust how much appeal it projects.
And no, retard, what the actual fuck? I don't really care about her being kickass, I just like a big butt.

And there you go again, calling Samus's ass "big" instead of "fat". You feeble little fanboy brain can't handle it, can it?

I love Samus's fat fucking ass and you are a retard who cannot understand the English language no matter how much he tries.

Both are BUILT
Same for mythra and peach

I can understand it very well, but I don't like when people redefine words to make them suit their own sexual deviancy.

Well, at least you're not mad that Samus doesn't have a firm bumbum.

No words have been redefined unless you think "unattractive" is somewhere in the definition of fat as an adjective. If a person can be described as fat as a whole then yeah, they're probably unattractive. But fat tits or a fat ass is not.

She is fat = She is fat
She has a fat ass = She has a fat ass
She has a big butt = She has a big butt

This is literally the basic logic. You're trying to say:

She has a fat ass = She has a big butt
She is fat = she is fat

You just redefine words because your emotions tell you that "big" sounds better than "fat". That's how retarded you are.

"Redefine"? Need I quote your own argument? An ass is usually big because it's fat. "Fat ass" has a more pleasing cadence than "big ass". Therefore, people say "fat ass". How is this difficult for you?

YAWNFAG

based, mythra is my personal favorite

The problem is that if we're going to change the language haphazardly based on emotions, then no one will understand what other people mean.

So for example, using your logic, if you say Samus has a fat butt, then how does one know if you mean that she has a big butt, or that she has a literally fat butt?

both have hank hill ass

In your own strawpoll you displayed answers to both of your arguments down here.
The majority understands that "fat ass" usually means "fat ass as in big, appealing, etcetera". Even you clearly understand that this is the accepted connotation; after all, why else did you clarify that you meant fat as in literally fat, rather than just "big"?
That's also how people would know whether you mean fat as in big, or fat as in literally fat. "She has a fat ass, in a bad way" or "her ass is nasty" or "she's fat". There are OTHER WORDS that can be appended onto a sentence that includes the words "fat ass". If you think that's inefficient? Fine, that's on you. But the fact is, the scenarios where someone has to refer to an ass that is literally fat are much more sparse than the ones where people just want to say, in a quick and appealing way, that they are pleased by how a girl's ass carries its fat.

I want to lick Zelda's butthole after an user makes it sticky!

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>Both blonde white women

Who cares? they clearly fuck dogs.

You're so fucking dumb. I KNEW people here don't understand when you mean literally fat or not, because this place is filled with retarded fat fags. That's why I knew I had to explain the poll. That it was about big or great butts, it was about literally fat butts.

And obviously, most people do think both Zelda and Samus are literally fat back there. Not just big. Not just good looking. F-A-T.

However, if people here weren't so retarded, I would not have included that explanation, because it wouldn't have been needed.
And then there's this faggot

who gives the better assjobs?

>people here don't understand when you mean literally fat or not
Because asking "is this vidya character fat?" is an obscure enough question on its own. Asking whether a character, who is usually portrayed with a large ass, has an ass that is literally fat (aside from your opinions on whether it is fat in the conversational sense), is staggeringly fucking retarded. THAT is why you had to explain.
I don't understand why you're so stuck on this. Yes, I agree. Their butts obviously contain a decent amount of fat. They're also appealing. Hence, they have fat asses, both in the literal and metaphorical sense. Do you think this is some kind of "gotcha"?

How is it retarded? Because you don't like it, and you label everything you don't like with a bad word?

It is gotcha. Not for you and me maybe, but you would be surprised if you knew how many people who would seriously argue that Samus, in that pic, has a big butt because of muscle and not because of fat.

It's retarded because it is a staggeringly pointless question. Asking whether you believe Zelda or Samus has a fat ass- fat as in big- is tantamount to asking whether you find their asses attractive. It's not a very sensical question, but it at least makes sense.
Asking specifically about whether you think their asses are their size because of fat rather than muscle? That doesn't spark any conversation about the characters, it doesn't even spark porn posting. It doesn't feel like you're intending to start a thread, it feels like you're having a very specific argument with someone and you're looking for people to back you up.
Yes, it is not a gotcha for either of us. So why are you still bringing it up with me in particular?

It is a good question though, because people can argue that it's not fat at all. Allow me to play the devil's advocate here.

Why do you think Samus has a fat butt? It's clarly muscular!

Yes, I guess people CAN argue, but the thing is nobody has strong opinions on this except you. Nobody WANTS to argue this. If it were a question of which is sexier, plenty of people would. I know you think your devil's advocate deal looks tempting, but it's not even remotely effective bait. Nobody cares about this either way.

>arguing with Sybb

That's because people are dumb. For example, if I ask you who was the sexiest bottom, Zelda or Samus, what would you reply?

Hard to say. Probably depends on mood. Specifically sexiest ass though? I like shiny/smooth materials, so I guess Samus edges it out here. The point is, that's an opinion, and one people CARE about.

Mythra is more of a fat old man girl but yeah shes still built

Exactly, it's an opinion so it's based on random emotions. Whether or not Samus has a fat bottom is not an opinion, but a fact. Therefore, you need to closely observe her bottom (do some thinking) instead of just looking at it (reacting on impulse) in order to generate your arguments.

This is why most people here only care about the simple questions that requires zero thinking: they're lazy. As soon as they're challenged to observe, analyze and think, they call you foul names because of their own laziness and stupidity.

Nah, look at her blonde hair, that’s an instant indicator of it