HOW TO STUDY MEDICINE WHILE SHITPOSTING ON Yea Forums

Spent a few mths studying how to efficiently study b4 I went into uni Most of which was spent w/ psych, neurosci & medschool YT'rs Got a 4.0 while learning a 2nd language & playing videogames half the day

My recommendations are.
1. Proper sleep
>8 hours + 30-60 min nap
>Nap after morning study block
2. 0 distractions
>Phone out of room 4ch blocked on PC etc Dont waste your willpower:out of sight=out of mind your will power is a lim. res. that affects study eff.!
3. Properly timed studying
>4 hours before you go to sleep are the most efficient for studying
>4 hours when you wake up your mind will be clear which also makes it a great time
4. Proper exercise
>Exercise before test or after studying
5. Motivation
>Motivation in high levels increases neuroplasticity and there is some argument that adults can have similar learning levels skills if the motivation is incredibly high
6. Proper diet
>Sugar impairs memory
>Proper supplements like omega3s
>Some evidence processed foods and oils impair memory
7. Focus
>3-4 hour study block full on no breaks
>Needs to be built up if you've never done it before
>Works best with added meditation beforehand
8. Abuse fasting
>Brain works and learns way better in a fasted state
>will prioritize knowledge learned b4 a meal
>do one meal a day & eat immediately after a 4-hour study block
>For long term cramming 2-3 day fasts are ideal, just don't eat and study all-day
9. Anki
>Use it for everything
>can learn ~10k flashcards per mth at max eff.
10. Supplements
>trans-ISRIB-A17 3mg qd (very potent!)
>NAC 1g daily
>NSI-189 12mg qd
>N-Methyl-Cyclazodone 50mg before study sessions (potent stimulant)
>Memantine 5g qd
>P21 10mg qd
>Vorinostat 40mg qod (HDACi, very dangerous!)
>PRL-8-53 20mg qd
>Zinc Picolinate 50mg qod
>IDRA-21 35mg qd
>Epobis 20mg
>Hyaluronate-P6 40mcg qod (extremely potent)
>7,8-Dihydroxyflavone 5mg qd
>D-Ribose 5g qd
>DNSP-11 60mcg qd
>Resveratrol 200mg bid
>PPC Lecithin 2g qd
>Semax 3ml qd
>Dihexa+Cerebrolysin 10mg/ml qd

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doc please, i need my daily dose

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it works though

>STUDY MEDICINE
wonder how many people you will kill with the (((treatments)))

Thanks lad. I really needed this

>>Brain works and learns way better in a fasted state

He fell for the fasting Jew

what’s your opinion on the covid vaccine

damn thats pretty crazy bro but I do not remember asking

How to study law while shitposting on Yea Forums

My recommendations are.
1. Just study exams like a week before the exams themselves
2. Be yourself
3. Make sure to participate in enough student groups/associations to build a network
4. Party hard
5. Get paid better than a doctor for the rest of my life
6. Shitpost on Yea Forums the whole time

Lawchads, we win again.

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>Studying law

Scumbag ambulance chasers.

literally me

How to study engineering while shitposting on Yea Forums

My recommendations are.
>Go to sleep at 4 in the morning
>Get 5 hours of sleep
>Miss classes
>Use GPS apps to fake attendance
>Scroll random garbage endlessly on your computer for 10 hours per day minimum
>Eat like shit
>Do zero exercise
>Visit the drop out webpage for your classes multiple times and hover over the button
>Look up answers for all online tests
>Do all assignments the day before they're due
>Jerk off 5 times a day
>Shower twice a week

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I only start studying the day before an exam. There are some classes you don't even need to study for.

nobody cares
kill yourself

HOW TO STUDY GRAPHIC DESIGN WHILE SHITPOSTING ON Yea Forums

1. Don't

>>N-Methyl-Cyclazodone 50mg
bruh that is so much

>that long list of amphetamines
lmao you could've just said that and skip the other bullshit

I'm in med school in an Eastern European country and feel like a NEET, most exams have the same questions as previous ones

>trans
YWNBAW

a lot of this is really useful, shame I had to figure it out myself when I went to uni.
good thread.

based

>a lot of this is really useful
like the poisonous / lethal doses of certain substances?

HOW TO BE A SUCCESFUL BANKER WHILE SHITPOSTING ON Yea Forums

1. Shill games, any game will do, doesnt matter how good or bad it is (preferably bad)
2.Join judaism
3. (((they))) will contact you for further instructions

amphetamines only help in undergrad where required to write long papers. They are too enjoyable and high inducing for memorizing formulas and doing complex multi step math

I did this minus the school thing

>nobody seems to have an issue with someone blasting their system with dozens of medications just to study "efficiently"
insane

Fasting actually makes you look and feel good.
If you can't fast properly, you're not white, you carb-guzzling subhuman

>mfw dentist and the jobs shit

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I work as a doctor and shitpost on /jav/, my supplements are creatine, whey protein and the gym
you're gonna die before you see your children grow up

OP post daily study schedule

americans tend to do that while being pantsshittingly scared of going to the therapist, because he'll "give them the mind altering happy pills"
weird nation

You could've done worse and actually ended up an MD. Old, tired, cynical, the grind never ends.

>Supplements
>>trans-ISRIB-A17 3mg qd (very potent!)
>>NAC 1g daily
>>NSI-189 12mg qd
>>N-Methyl-Cyclazodone 50mg before study sessions (potent stimulant)
>>Memantine 5g qd
>>P21 10mg qd
>>Vorinostat 40mg qod (HDACi, very dangerous!)
>>PRL-8-53 20mg qd
>>Zinc Picolinate 50mg qod
>>IDRA-21 35mg qd
>>Epobis 20mg
>>Hyaluronate-P6 40mcg qod (extremely potent)
,8-Dihydroxyflavone 5mg qd
>>D-Ribose 5g qd
>>DNSP-11 60mcg qd
>>Resveratrol 200mg bid
>>PPC Lecithin 2g qd
>>Semax 3ml qd
>>Dihexa+Cerebrolysin 10mg/ml qd
Are you anticpating scurvy and 20 other deficiency related diseases in the coming weeks or something? I just take some lions mane capsules and some fish oil. Your liver and brain probably look like a piece of coal

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I never understood this shit. My grades were by no means perfect, yet I'd score just as well as everyone popping pills just to be able to "concentrate" and "motivate"

I'm studying engineering though

is it true that you have to take a lot of drugs and almost kill yourself in order to become a doctor??

its part of dicking around with your friends in an empty study room high as balls during the week before the exam. You can do well without studying a lot and had friends right?

-4 hour study block full on no breaks
I can't do shit without the pomodoro technique

>patient coming in for emergency treatment
>say tooth's fucked we need to pull it tomorrow
>ok
>ok you ready to pull your tooth?
>what? why the fuck do i need to do that
>mfw

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Yea Forums will kill your anki gains bro

I'm a PGY3 now, I crushed Step 1 when I took it, but also exiled myself from the internet for like 5 months to do it. UFAP was all I needed, Uworld, First Aid, Pathoma, and Anki cards of everything, and grind the anki every day no matter what

What specialty you trying to go into? I'm anesthesia

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Good goy! Eat less it makes you strong and virile, this way we have more food for Jamals children in the Congo

I'll study 12 hours a day three times per week this year

dentist jews lied to me about my widsom teeth. They came in no problem and fit well with my chad jaw. All dentists will get the rope

dopamine deprivation cope post

Why are medfags so insufferable?

>this pasta again

How to study English Literature while shitposting on Yea Forums

My recommendations are:
>Go to sleep at 11am
>sleep for 20 hours
>Don't attend a single lecture
>Don't even read the books
>Don't party or meet anyone
>buy 10 books
>think about reading
>Steal food from the communal fridge
>Get fined for having a dirty room
>Tell the "well being officer" to suck your cock
>Fantasise about being an author for a few hours
>check your threads; make posts using semicolons so people know you're a humanities chad
>drink tea instead of coffee and start smoking cigarettes because Yea Forums told you to
>think about killing yourself for a few hours
>pass out from malnutrition
>pretend that being mentally ill and extremely miserable will make your writing better

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Hate how much sense this makes. There are people who see a Yea Forums post, take a bunch of pills and never once asked a doctor about it

>actually not wanting to remove your wisdom teeth
come, ill give you HIV aswell for free

Eat less sugar jew and ultraprocessed garbage? Sure.

Based beyond belief, half the people in my classes played GBA games on emulators and we're all making 100k+

Thanks could have used this about 4 years ago

That's not how med school works you brainlet

If you're in med school, you should know supplements are for the most part completely worthless is right, all this shit isn't harmless you know

I browsed /biz/ a bunch during third year of med school and made a shitload of money, but now i just coast on here Yea Forums Yea Forums and /worksafegif/ for comfy vibes

How the fuck do you study and game?
I'm a law school student and it's literally impossible for me to game during the semester due to the sheer classwork volume.

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t. hypochondriac

>Semax 3ml qd
>implying I don't know what this does OP

Yes goy, consume! eat a lot! the expensive meat and cheeses are the superfoods, don't bother with rice. fund the economy.

what is your reasoning monkey faggot? I'm not falling for your scams. The day of the rope approaches for dentists. I'll gnash you apart with my intact beautiful wisdom teeth

lawyers do not get paid better than doctors, not even close lol. I have a friend who went to T10 law school and is in big law in NYC (aka top 0.1% of lawyers) pulling 360k now after busting his ass. I am getting $520k working 45 hours/week and did not go to a top med school, or a super competitive specialty

>meat and cheeses are the superfoods

This but unironically.

>fish oil
That shit actually useful? My folks are big into alternative medicine and keep trying to make me take it.

By picking a degree with less work.
t. graduate engineering student

Asking both the control and the treatment groups to take contraception pills for both men and women during the entirety of the Pfizer trial was very sus

>very sus

Nice among us reference

nigga who cares. Both are ultimate cucked faggots who don't have time to enjoy their money. Only upside is making your kids rich but these days your wife will probably groom them to become trannies who donate it all to bernie or something

Half the time you end up doing insurance defense where the hours are long and the pay is low before you go somewhere else

>studying medicine
Lawyers are the only true chads, doctors are betas

With my experience your wisdom teeth have a much higher probability to have bone defects (as in teeth loss) or cavities.

In Sweden we aint/can't/wont do prosthetic treatment on them since they're too far back and patients have a harder time to maintain good health around wisdom teeth.

If they aren't any problems and grow out normally, no problem. But if they have any slight problems we prefer removing them at younger age when your body heal well, you have no diseases and no medication. Compared to maybe having to operate them out when you're 60+ and you're on blood thinner medicine or on cancer treatment.

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>being a paid intern working for NIAID
I hate to think that my taxes are paying you