Critic score vs user score

>Hold slice vertically
>Scrape off cheese with slicer
>"Wooow, why is this pizza falling apart"
>Repeatedly poke and prod crust
>"Wooow, why is it so doughy?"
The DSP of chefs

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Uhh

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I hate critics (or hacks as I call them) so damn much

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His dad was right, he's a fag
And he can't even cook a fucking burger

To this day I still believe it's a joke video.
There is no way that he thinks this looks edible.

how can he possibly have any credibility after this shit and his piss poor excuse for a GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH

Hack

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Rustic

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Has he never addressed that double standard?

>Raw dough with a layer of grease floating on too
>That’s the thin crust
Have better standards user, even chains make better pizza

It's a greasy, overcheesed, undercooked piece of shit.
It's barely even a pizza at that point, it's shitty toast.

Never

Some guy on YouTube made the exact same recipe without the faggy cast iron over fireplace bit and the cheese actually melted.

fuck me, that cheese is raw

Making a grilled cheese with these hard cheeses is actually pretty hard even on a stove, has to be shredded and even then you have to do the steam trick

No, but his fans did.
Apparently, the top one is bad because
>there is too much meat and it's sticking out
Because the top one can't be sliced in half, apparently.

>world famous chef
>multiple TV shows
>multiple michelin stars
>got beat in a cooking contest by an alcoholic car show host

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You can't take a bite of all layers in the top burger i.e. it isn't well proportioned.

Also by his own mum once

Food made with love taste better

unreal. what a joke.

Also got beaten into tears by his own mentor

>you can never have enough butter

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Man it's been years since I've seen a single Descartes post.

need sauce on that

youtu.be/2NQ6YHPTfdg

You forgot the ''sequel'', aka the score.

youtube.com/watch?v=IwPmLwW1-PA&t=2s&ab_channel=TheFWord

Proof that all we anglos need in life is their accent to mog any amerifats and take everything they have

why does gordon not like the pizza

>O'iv go' bea'en by a shaggy tram'
Coping gordon is fun to watch

was it gay?

>two lads havin' a right laugh bantering while cooking food
Wholesome.

The cooking
youtu.be/2NQ6YHPTfdg
The results
youtu.be/IwPmLwW1-PA

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undercooked/raw dough, it was also very greasy

That charge isn't given for something like public urination or intoxication, it's only for sex things IIRC

>autistic fine-dining chef who spent most of his adult life in France
Yes, it was gay.

>You can eat pizza raw
ok you can go ahead and do that my schizo friend

You anons remember this?

youtube.com/watch?v=3IMItGHeOpE&ab_channel=AlexNorway

It's American.

>pizza made harder to consume and less flavorsome is not an argument

>ITT Americans discover their "reality" TV isn't all that real and entirely scripted.

I like Chicago-style pizza and even I'll admit this looks undercooked and doughy

I heard /ck/ sperging out about this and went to check this video out and I read the comments while watching it and people were acting like he took a fucking dump on it. The bread is slightly seared and the cheese is soft—it's a perfectly fine sandwich you fat psychos.

Actual cope lmao

these threads are funny cuz people who cant name more than 4 spices, daily eat moms cooking and tendies try to criticize a man who once held 7 (seven) Michelin stars for a few blunders over the tens of thousands of meals he cooked over the course of his life

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Amy's baking company was probably not scripted

correct

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What a reasonable person would say
>ok you're buying poor quality toppings and the pizza need to be 2-4 inches in diameter smaller

What Moron Ramsay does:
>Lets change your restaurant into a california concept kitchen that serves only local ingredients at a 900% cost of goods increase

no surprise 99% of the restaurants he "saves" go under within 12 months

Now this is actually not an argument

I thought he had a katana on his shoulder at first

>make a cheese melt sandwich
>cheese isn't melted
gee whiz, it fucking fails the basic definition, wonder why people are mad

>7 (seven) Michelin stars
Doesn't change the fact that he is a hypocrite and and asshole about it.

...and here you are, a white knight for world famous chef. That's actually worse than ''defending'' some OnlyFans girl.

>Pale AF pizza
Also
>za'

FAGGOT

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Everyone always shits on the kimchi, but this one looks good youtube.com/watch?v=OvJ9CRxl8e4

Restaurants are a fucking waste of time and money. 99/100 places will make worse food than what I cook at home daily.

Because his primary career wasn't in cooking, it's in killing longstanding family owned restaurants for his shitty reality show. I hope he chokes to death of creme fraiche.

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>hypocrite and and asshole
noooo you cant do thaaaat
>makes a thread about how this western game is shit and you are faggot but the same game but japanese is good

No one should care about this faggot bongs opinion on ANYTHING

Michelin stars are an even bigger meme than a james beard nomiation.

critics and people like you who lick up to them are utterly loathsome when it comes to sentience and consciousness

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When you're 500,000 in debt a tv show isn't going to save you

What the fuck are you talking about?

PAN
HOT

Worshipping a guy who just fucking cooks is way more retarded. This idiotic cook celebrities has to be the most idiotic fad you normalfags ever came up with.

>people who cant name more than 4 spices
Knorr beef stock pot, Knorr chicken stock pot, Knorr vegetable stock pot and Knorr lamb stock pot.

I've worked at a 3-star michelin.
It's surely good overall but michelin stars are overrated AS FUCK, and a big part of those stars come from the service sucking your dick the whole way through as well as the novelty chefs exclusively making desserts and shit.
Plus holding "seven" stars means multiple restaurants, meaning the bulk of what was cooked wasn't even done by the owner anyway.

>za’

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>Mutts and third worlders hating on Ramsay
Its always the same kund of retards with no taste. All you know and want is the taste of sugar and grease in your mouths.

What's wrong with cooking?

even by vegas standards gordon ramsays restaurants are overpriced and low quality. Heart attack grill level food

This