What are some good mobile games?

I think they're beans and sea shells.

It's fake. There's a whole rabbit hole of "tick/parasite removal" videos where they graft fake ticks onto skin plasters and pretend to remove them. Apparently there's a large audience for it. A lot of them seem to be made in India too.

>It's fake
Thank you Jesus.

Yeah, those aren't ticks. Anyone who had the misfortune of encountering them would know.

Why do women like these types of videos? It's fucking disgusting.

>Apparently there's a large audience for it. A lot of them seem to be made in India too.

Fucking Poos man.

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Remember when House had to remove a tick from someone's vagina? Good times.

I love House so much. Best TV show in the world.

How the fuck is there an entire colony of ticks on your body?

Ticks are proof God is unjustly cruel.

Some pleas post the “mouse bites” gif. I need it.

Remember the story about the girl who shoved garbage and maggots up her vagina?

Buriedbornes

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Fuck you, I wish I didn't.

>what are some good mobile games?
Dragon Quest mobile version

You don't have one? What are you, gay?

>Apparently there's a large audience for it.
Yeah, I was at a friend's place Saturday and she showed me this stuff she liked to watch and I immediately saw it was fake

Now I have a new fetish

Fuck you guys

Ticks aren't that bad.
The giveaway is that fish that swims up your urethra and deploys barbs.

I have seen footage you wouldnt believe.
someone got a whole infestation of ticks on their pussy and asshole and a guy fucks it, I have seen gore that got less of a reaction from me
Short answer, fucking filthy sub humans, its always some shit skin too like India or BR.

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I remember some old documentary where a beauty salon worked on a homeless guy and removed blackheads the size of Mt Everest off his face.

you'd be surprised man
i somehow got like 200 on me in belize without even realizing it
i've pulled ticks out of my dick

Source? there's no way that's possible.

Only good part about this are the holes in the skin after removing those things

Best comment here. Where is Buruiedbornes 2 brother?

I've seen the Indian ones. Homeless kids get picked up by the TikTok bullshitter, have fleas (all adult fleas, no nits or eggs) poured onto their heads, then the bullshitter slowly combs the kid's hair while saying shit like "oh nooo how did this happen".
This tick shit looks similarly scammy, like someone glued corn nuts and snails to the bottom of their foot. The removal technique is not at all what you would want to do when removing a tick (random squeezing), the placement of all of the ticks are bizarre, the comments are turned off, and seriously what is with the fucking snails?

>"oh nooo how did this happen".
Lol. That reminds me of macaque videos where they put them under rocks and pretend to save them after 10 minutes

That's fucked up. Westerners are so gullible that scammers, upvote farmers and donation grifters aren't ever going to cut the bullshit.

Women are genetically closer to chimps than to men so they enjoy this shit.

Some pajeet shit. And those aren't even ticks.

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Is it time?

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>That reminds me of macaque videos
Speaking of which, the monkey abuse ones are the most bizzarre shit ever.

They all have titles like "very sick monkey is almost dead so weak it can barely drink milk" "mother monkey cry for baby billion sad" "puppy play with monkey and bite very hard" and if you didn't know any better you'd think "Oh, it's a video in which they rescue some monkey and it generates revenue from feel-good views?", but no.
All of the videos are genuinely of abused, malnourished, suffering monkeys that the video maker (usually from SEAnigger but also Indian) tortures, starves and hurts for the videos, then films them crying or being terribly diseased.

This would be already extremely disturbing, but the comments are absolutely insane.
It's full of bloodthirsty people, from the most broken ESLs to supposedly "normal" burgers, all saying things like "yeaaah the rat deserved that!" (they all call monkeys "rats" for unknown reasons??) or "should've hurt it more" or "haha they are playing! Should play even more!" (sic from a video of a dog hurting a monkey with his teeth).

It's a horrible rabbit hole that I've NEVER found an answer for.
Who the fuck are these people?
Why do they all talk the same?
What the fuck is their shared, visceral hatred of monkeys?

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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I wouldn't call them people

I wish I did. Sounds hot.

I'm studying psychology and the best answer I can come up with is that monkey hate is some sort of primal hatred that still persists in some people and reaches back to the days when we used to search for and eat a shit ton of fruit to survive. Monkeys were one of our main rivals because they would climb and reach fruit way better than we did, so our ancestors kinda developed that hatred that drove them to kill monke in order for them to not steal our shit

I fucking despise ticks. Can't even go outside anymore because of those fuckers.

From what I read as the main explanation, those monkeys are pests and the equivalent of rats. They destroy crops, steal food/random things, kidnap/kill pets and children. Hunters usually kill the big ones and sell the babies, which are easy to catch because they won't run away, they stick to their dead moms. They get so many that are sold really cheap. I think it all started with unboxing videos and got really popular. Plus documentary style videos on temples about their natural environment. They saw how popular it became and started with youtube revenue more and more, doing "cute" things like giving them 10 baths a day or dressing them. Eventually accouunts got banned or didn't produce money so they release the now socially inept monkeys to the wild where they get filmed being bullied and/or killed by the other crews at the temple. It's a business

>tfw Trypophobia

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>Can't even go outside anymore because of those fuckers.
Have you considered wearing pants?

>hover mouse over the embed button
>see thumbnail
>gouge out eyes
I got my roommate to type this post for me since I can't see any longer.

Dude the majority of people buying video materials for this live in the US, they're people that have never seen a monkey irl in their entire lives, let alone experienced any inconvenience from them.
The "They're used to them being pests" is one of the abuser talking points and it just doesn't fly, despite how often they try to use it as a shield, it's just extremely bizarre.

Who the fuck are these random, barely literate Americans writing extremely weird posts about why their insane thirst for animal abuse "makes sense" or "is right"?

Monkeys are actually a big problem depending on the country. People are used to seeing cute monkeys on YouTube and stuff like orangutans being silly, but they're actual pests in a lot of locations. They steal food, mess with crops/farms, carry disease, and generally just fuck with people and can be super violent even when unprovoked depending on the species. Some places have laws protecting them despite all this so a lot of people can only seethe when they're getting harassed because they can't actually kill or hurt them without potentially facing charges.
I'm not saying I agree with it, but I can understand how certain people can hate them. I remember vacationing in Thailand once and there was this one city we went to where monkeys roamed freely. They were considered good luck by the people who lived there and allowed to just do whatever the fuck they wanted. It was cute at first because they didn't fear humans at all and would walk up to you and kind of goof around. But then if you had anything loose they would try and snatch it and run off or even just straight up dig in your pockets. They would also jump on you and climb up to your shoulders/head and you'd worry about them suddenly deciding to scratch or bite you and potentially having to deal with an infection. I think I'd start to hate them too if I had to deal with that every time I went outside.

please see The "they're pests" excuse is constantly use by people that have never been in a 1000km range from one nor will in their entire lives.
It just makes no fucking sense for that to factor in any way when the audience is almost entirely made up of people from the US.

>furries with fleas fetish

and i thought it was a coombait thread

I can't explain why random Americans would hate them aside from being legit psychopaths who enjoy seeing animals suffer. I'm just saying they can legitimately be pests. But even with those reasons I don't agree that they should be tortured or killed, especially for entertainment or profit.

yeah no your foot absolutely would not fucking look that pretty underneath after you removed even one of those 'ticks' if they were real

>Who the fuck are these random, barely literate Americans writing extremely weird posts about why their insane thirst for animal abuse "makes sense" or "is right"?
Mexicans enjoy cock fighting. Blacks enjoy dog fighting. Whites and Asians enjoy Pokemon fighting. There are definitely audiences for the torture of small helpless things, but I'm guessing most of them aren't first worlders.

>do not fight the monkey
>even if you try, you cannot win

Maybe there's something genetic, since we're apes, an innate hatred towards monkeys

a surprising amount of that is on /gif/
'tree rats'

I like arknights, it's super generous when it comes rolls. I've only spent 5 bucks on it and that's from me just enjoying the game.

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Looks staged.

I have a dog, so I know, damn bastards can rip your skin off when you pull them and their legs can get stuck if you aren't careful, just so the poor animal can get infected.
fucking tiny satans.

>that time Yea Forums found the girl flash games
I’m still not okay after pregnant Elsa surgery

Final Fantasy Dimensions

>He does not think Jethro does not like a good cock fight or dog fight
>He has not heard of "Bear Baiting" nor any of the other types of shows from Shakespeare's era
>Let alone the staged "animal wars" in the colosseum

You know nothing of history. You are just a ragepig.

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>reddit phobia

Not anymore

fuck limiting certain characters to certain times tho

>coming off with that little effort
those are probably some kind of bean or legume they managed to attach to the skin

Same as clown meme phobia.

>we were barbaric a long time ago and moved past it
>other cultures have not
Interesting!

Clowns atleast have been a meme fear since before the internet was a major thing. Mainly because of a fat gay serial killer dressed as a clown.

>But then if you had anything loose they would try and snatch it and run off or even just straight up dig in your pockets.
Literally Rio de Janeiro lmao
But monkeys are humans

Kek

Lmao

SIR GIDEON OFNIR
THE ALL KNOWING

please no

NO
PLEASE
STOP

look at the image if you are so good.

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I think a big part of it is that almost every character is useful to some degree, unlike other games where every new banner means the previous banner units are old and busted. Dropped about 40 bucks worth of google rewards money, well worth the time I wasted on it.

itt. cityfags that have never seen a tick

>were
Jethro still absolutely loves Cock/Dog fighting. They also like to sick their dogs on wild hogs to see who'd win.
You know how Jethro hunts Gators?
>find dog
>take on boat
>throw in water
>wait for croc to come and snatch the dog
>shoot the croc in the head while it's chomping on the dog

You've lived a sheltered life and have NEVER been back south to do some huntin.

Chiggers are worse. Much worse. You don't just get one in your skin, you get like two dozen of the cunts.

I don't know, nor care, what the fuck you are talking about, you dumb schizo swamp hick.

>TICK MEDIA

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fuck off that shit is real. maybe not as bad as some people make it out to be but my skin feels like i fell in itching powder when i see this stuff

its just a woodpeckers food store. Get a better phobia

>Buriedbornes
Based

I could have died without seeing this

Oh, never seen any of those here (Spain)

We need to genocide all non-whites. I'm not even joking

and not enjoy the tasty yummyness of this?

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The worst I've seen is bedbugs, I don't know how much worse nature can get

>Trying to pass off snails and fucking rocks as ticks

>this thread
what in the everloving fuck

>brain wired to recognize diseased bodies
>"reddit phobia"
it only bothers me when its holes in flesh