Comes out in 3 hours

>comes out in 3 hours
>no threads

We hyped? I barely remember it so I'm basically going in blind.

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is it free?

It's $25 for new players, at least on the nintendo eshop. They said "if you already own the original Stanley Parable on Steam, we want to do what’s right and take your loyalty to the franchise into consideration." I hope it's $10 at most.

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Do I need to have played the original or can I just hop into this one?

I am HYPED
i love mystical games like this

It's a remake with extra content, as far as I'm aware. You can start with this, I remember the original being really cool.

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Ew

>James Stephanie

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yasss oh my god, Yea Forumssisters we won!

Should I do it

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>make a new studio, crows crows crows
>repeatedly spam my inbox about the "new groundbreaking projects coming soon"
>6 years later, it's another retelling of the stanley's parable

No, go for the new achievement which is 10 years.

I feel like they're going to add another one for 15 years when that becomes completable

I haven't unlocked it either

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Pretty sure their new studio went hard for vr projects that flopped. They need money again to keep the studio alive

I never even knew the fat dude became a Stephanie.
Glad I don't keep up with this shit.

brother

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I did, randomly 5 years later I remembered that I had the game.

Just barely made the cut. Not gonna install just for some fucking achievement though. Maybe in a few years.

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>Literal cash-in
>Literal cash-in but they're being "ironic" about it by naming it ULTRA DELUXE just like all those retarded "final version" mish mashes

If you like the game then why would you buy this?

I've been occasionally reading these email things and it seems to have soul. crowscrowscrows.com/email/46/

I might get ripped off if it costs money but I want to take the chance and see if it's actually good.

Bold of you to assume I'm not gonna pirate this as soon as possible.

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this dev has never disappointed me
he knows what makes these games fun

also because i have 7 figures in bank

This is the story of an user named Stanley
Stanley worked as a janitor on the website called 4channel, on the board named "Yea Forums - Video Games"
He didn't make a lot of money really, some said he did it for free, but he lashed out all his anger and frustration by randomly deleting video game related posts, while masturbating to men wearing dresses, in denial with his own homosexuality.

can i have like a couple hundred, mate

I don't know how I got the achievement since it released in 2013
I last played it in 2016.

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CHEATER SPOTTED

>this dev has never disappointed me
he made one game

No officer i'm innocent

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been awhile i guess

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just tell us the fucking price jesus christ

So what did they add? I'm not that hopeful after dumb shit like this , I'm allergic to the fattest faggot on earth

This. My suspicions is that old fans are going to get fucked since they've avoided the issue so heavily

isn't the whole reason they're milking the fuck out of this ultra deluxe thing because their other game flopped

>not voting for .99
wtf is wrong with these idiots

Who cares about the pricing? Imagine paying for it.

>le reddit game xD

so this is the masterrace huh

>NOW I FIGHT AS JAMES STEPHANIE STERLING
>TROOOOOOOOOOOOOON

uh sir you can't just use nazi terms like that, please rebrand

>jimmy neutroon
dropped

>not voting for $400 to force the company to either cause the release to bomb because of high price or force them to ignore the survey and figure out the price themselves like an actual company should

I don't quite understand how people are so accepting of Jimbo just up and saying he's a girl or something now

It's current year, you have to entertain people's delusions no matter who it is. Even fucking Chris Chan gets the same treatment.

Still not giving up his Twitter handle though.

>comes out in 3 hours
user I...

What?

hello fellow redditor have you played this hilarious game from 2013? remember going in to the closet l mao

TRANSSISTERS.... WE FUCKING WON

why did jannie delete these posts?

I'm guessing they posted something so shit somewhere else that everything they posted got completely wiped.

I don't think it will be available DRM-free in Humble Store. A pity, I already had the other two Davey Wreden games there. Even worse, I don't think it will be DRM-free anywhere.

>DRM
Dunno why they even bother, it's gonna be cracked day one anyway.

>I barely remember it
The game hates you for existing

voca.ro/15d4bTHLDFVK

aaaand that's a pirate for me.
unfortunate since I do own the original game

peak fucking clown.
I hope he dies soon.

Is it really on Unity? If so why are they still reusing props from Source games?

>Re-release of a nine year old "meh" tier mildly interesting one-off walking simulator

Video games are fucking dead

Genocide all trannies and fags