You find a magic lamp, free the Gaming Genie and are granted 3 wishes

>I wish to own all gaming companies.
Granted, but then they all vote you out of power.
>I wish for a game that only I can play that grants me immortality.
Granted, but it only works while you're playing the game and the game really really sucks.
>I wish for a game that only I can play that generates currency.
Granted, but it only works while you're playing the game, it's a separate game from the immortality one and it also really sucks.

I wish for a official video game where Luigi and Tails team up.

I wish Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee of Godzilla Unleashed was ported to the Switch.

I wish for a sequel to Metal Arms Glitch in the System

So by "standard genie rules," you mean specifically the rules from the movie Aladdin.

This isn't monkey's paw triple niggers.

I wish Nintendo kept their partnership with Sony and not partner with Phillips.

I wish Arcades were still very popular and profitable

I wish every game released from now on were all masterpieces

>I wish Yea Forums didn't suck
>I wish they'd remake Nosferatu Wrath of Malachi
>I wish Postal 4 was good

Yes.

djinns/genies also twist wishes.

Monkey paw rules

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>cancel the Mario mandate
>make an actual good Paper Mario rpg again
>axe the Mario movie

If they're black, why would they have his hair color, you dumbass?

Name ONE other well known genie

wishing for more genies wasn't a rule in aladdin

guys only want three things and it's disgusting

they're his kids from a previous marriage, you can't knock up a genie but she can be a good mother

Generally speaking from mythology and based on the fact OP is using Aladdin rules, a genie won't usually twist a wish on purpose, instead the consequences being do the short shortsightedness of the user.
youtube.com/watch?v=-77cUxba-aA

They CAN, but they typically don't unless you piss them off. Ifrit will do it out of pure, endless spite.

it falls under "wishing for more wishes".

I wish I own 55% shares of every game companies.
I wish I have a gamer girlfriend.
I don't even think I need a 3rd wish.

if it did it wouldn't need to be stated

This guy is retarded. He could have easily wished the genie was his sexy hot bodied mother of his children and saved two wishes.

Akinator, Shantae, Shenron, Majin Buu, Norm, Jeannie.

I wish for a want that lets me grant myself limitless infinite wishes

I use the wand to make OP suck 1000 dicks

kazaam and I dream of jeannie

i wish everything in the world was perfect and no more suffering ever occurred again

you've wasted a wish that does nothing. You've got two more tries, I believe in you!

NORM!

Blessed wish.

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>mfw we will never get more Norm the Genie ever again

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"OP Already sucks thousands of dicks, please try another wish."

I don't get it? Why are they covered in shit?

why are Americans so obsessed with race?

Last year was pretty bad for comedy.

can i wish for whatever circumstances would be required for me to be able to wish for more wishes?
also a vr black and white game with in depth creature abuse system

>Wish this
>Genie implements this
>Demiurge (janny) storms in and starts screeching WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SUFFERING I DIDN'T CREATE THIS SHIT FOR IT TO HAVE NO SUFFERING
>Bans u
What now?

It replaced class since it risks reminding them of the corporate shithole they live in.

kill myself and wish the universe to die as well so no suffering continues

we have to establish genie power level, because if he can do this then why the fuck was he even in the lamp to begin with?

circumcision fucks with their brain
they're basically cattle

I wish that I am the only one to ever be able to use your magic, i wish you and I to be trapped in a void for all eternity, I wish that in exchange for granting the wishs of every former wish makers wishs to MY satifaction you and I will be free to return to our previous location pre my second wish invincible.

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to limit his own wishes and wants

MtF transformation is tranny shit and anybody who says otherwise is in denial.

and cuck spammers

That's how I felt about Bowsette.

Or Da rules from the fairly odd parents

wheres poopie rapie man with your gay comic

They actually live near other races

Wish SNES use X68000-based hardware

Wish N64 have CPS3 architecture, Zip based cart media, and latest FM sound chip

Do you not remember Norm? He could grant rule free wishes

I wish Capcom would bring back Breath of Fire in a way that is respectful to the legacy and follows the trends set with 3 and 4.
I wish Konami would release a War of 1999 Castlevania game that would exceed the hype and expectations people have for it.
I wish Koei Tecmo would remake Sugoroku as a standalone game but using the Warrior Orochi world as the basis.

Ahahah

Yeah, he didn't have to follow da rules, but da rules are similar to the "traditional wishing rules" in modern genie depictions

>Silent Hill 5 or 2013 actually released instead of getting cancelled
>Pathologic 2's other character routes finally fucking releasing
>Dragons Dogma 2

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I wish I could multiply while retaining only one consciousness and each one of my multiples counts as a separate person

>wishing for more genies

But you could wish to become a genie...but you have to be a fucking idiot to want that.

I wish for a good Pokemon game
I wish to be art director for Pokemon
I wish for a pet Vaporeon

>Only straight CIS white men can work for video game companies
>All video game companies are non-profit organizations
>Visual Novels are removed from existence, the memory of them is removed and anyone who thinks of visual novels as an idea gets amnesia

>becoming a biological female through magical means is the same as becoming a medical abomination through "scientific" means
I don't get it.

1. I want to play games while having sex with these lovely gals
2. Remove all niggers from games
3. Remove all fags from games

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1. Wish to own my own vidya company, in a country that isn't bound by censorship constraints
2. Wish for the best team possible with the best technology possible
3. The company and its people are completely immune from controversies

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Jackie Chan

looks like /pol/ found the thread.

What's your game idea?

>only /pol/ hates niggers and fags

mutt cope

Is this "pol" in the room with us now, user?

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