STEAM IS DOWN

Good thing I have a PS5 :)

It's tuesday homie

But it does? You can still get achievements offline

Steambros we got too cocky

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the madman actually did it!

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>You will OWN nothing
>You WILL be happy

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Cope.

cope harder

It's fucking happening, all my games got uninstalled and it's the start of WWIII, the markets are going to crash AND I don't know where I put my ice cream(!).

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GABE MUH GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bait

>steam cloud erases your saves

We have this thread every Tuesday.

It's down for one hour. So unless you forget, they send you a neat message saying "Hey want the new save on this PC, or the older one from your Cloud?"

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IT IS UP NOW!!!

Can I still use wallpaper engine and jerk off?

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR GAAAAAAAMES

I just use both being a steamie is cringe and gay

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thanks for the info

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im going foookin insane i need to play may bideogames!

steambros... its over

They actually do, but they do rolling maitenence. Which has caused problems, like accidental 9999 year bans for desynchronization.

It is still down.

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So...I'm bored now that steam is down. Can I pay you guys to beat up homeless people or something. [Spoiler] I'm poor and have no money.[/Spoiler]

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>open steam
>it tells me to log in or sign up
thought yesterday's pastebin wallet codes got me

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its back

i dont think its coming back this time bros......

I kneel, Timmy Tencent!!!!!!

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steam bros we won

Im a russian and I can't buy any games on steam because one delusional old man (who probably has terminal rectum cancer) went full retard and started giving insane orders to his inept subordinates. As living here is not punishing enough, I'm also punished by not being able to buy new games. Do you find it fair, guys?

Epichads... I kneel...

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GABEN KNOWS WE USED THE CODES GUYS
WE'RE FUCKED
AHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK CANT ACCESS THE GAMES I PAID FOR I THOUGHT THESE WERE MY GAMES WTFUCK

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When you siege a city, you make victims that are not okay, but that's the only way. The people has to rebel against the governement or suffer.

You cant have the good side of globalism without the bad part.

okay everyone maintenance is now over!
please open your clients, stare at your library for 3 minutes, close it, then continue browsing Yea Forums

Explaination right here
kotaku.com/bethesda-elder-scrolls-daggerfall-free-steam-games-wolf-1848845031

>tfw was too slow and didnt get any codes

AAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GABEN EMAILED ME HIS DICK PICS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
OMG I'M SHAKING, CRYING, CUMMING, AND SHITTING RIGHT NOW!!!!

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Epicbros...we lost...

None of my fucking games launch god dammit how does a fucking billion dollar company not have the means to update their client some better way? Every fucking week.

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> tries to install Pirate Warriors 3
> random internet connection problems out of fucking nowhere screwed up the download
> check Yea Forums
> all the threads are about Steam being down
Ah, I see.

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While it's down can you all help me I want to start a gaming channel and make a horror video. What's a good horror game on Steam to make my first video on? Also got any good skits I can do? I was thinking about having my window slightly open during the video.

ok, you know alot about politics, so mb you could reccomend me, how do I start rebelling against the government exactly? Let's say I:
>want to buy an indie game
>I cant because Steam is punishin me for the actions of my government which I didnt elect
>this is somehow my last straw, Im mad at my government
> I say out loud: "That's it, you baddies, I wont let you do bad things while I'm punished for it!"

Whats my next move? Imagine its a GTA mission. You are me and you get the objective "overthrow the government:"

It's not about you. It's about the collective. No buying mean no taxes. No taxes mean no money for the higher millionaires and billionaires.

People will also want to move out of Russia, desert the country. Less people = Less money too.

>skits
I instantly close the tab whenever a Youtuber does this.

STILL

DOWN

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

DO NOT REDEEM!

Okay no skits. Thank you for the feedback. I need to hear stuff like this. I'm gonna pick a few games and write some scripts. Maybe Lost In Vivo.

Gog my sister

how am i gonna erp now

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