>Gargoyle duo
Mindless gank boss trash
>Fire giant
Horrible camera. Fire giant rolls most of the time so you have to chase him most the fight. Not to mention that second phase makes no sense at all. His weak spot is out of range most of the time so its better just to ticklet its feet rather than damage his hands
>Mohgwyn
Second phase become a particle effect mess. He spams AOE attacks that litter the whole arena with ''the floor is lava'' particles so you die from chip damage. Garbage fucking fight
>Foreskin duo
Another mindless gank. The devs got so lazy they just decided that if a foreskin guy dies, he gets respawned by the other dude until you deplete all their shared health bar.
>Godfrey
His fight is actually pretty fun until he spams AOE attacks that cover most of the arena. If you get caught by one his attacks before a AOE spam attack you cannot literally escape from that. His AOE radius is so big you have no time to rune away, dodge or do anything really.
Second phase is even worse. Godfrey combos never end so you just have to wait until his AI decides its time to cool down a little bit.
>Placidusax
Another garbage AOE ridden cancer boss fight. The only plausible strategy is to hit once and run before you get caught in one of his one shotting attacks.
>Radagon
Input reading asshole who stun locks you to death and gives you no time to breathe.
>Elden beast
Another spammy slashy boss fight that runs way from you most of the time.
Why do Elden Ring bosses suck ass?
Now its time for the worst fucking bosses in the whole game.
>Maliketh
Absolute fucking cancer. His input reading AI makes you trade hits most of the time in his first phase. His attack combos are so fast erratic you seriously cannot dodge most of his attacks on time.
His second phase is quite the most obnoxious and cancerous fight I've ever played. His attack combos just become a blurry mess of particles and lights you don't know what the fuck is going on. Maliketh is an anime slashy spammy hot shit boss that never calms the fuck down, never leaves you a room to punish and never stay still. If you manage to get close to him he just fucks off and leaves you hitting the air most of the time. This boss is such cancer.
>Malenia
Second most cancerous boss in the whole game but not by much. Malenia is such a badly design boss fight. Her attacks are to fast to dodge properly. Her life steal ability is such a cheap way to make her fight harder. I couldn't believe Miyazaki resorted to use such tasteless tactic to artificially make her fight more difficult. But the worst thing about her is the the insta kill water flow attack that sometimes can even be cancelled mid animation. Her AI is such an RNG dependent horrible trash the best possible strategy is to play like a pussy and attack her only when the AI decides to.
The series is fucking dead.
>to fast to dodge
ESL retard, opinion discarded
Remember when people shit on DS2 for having bosses that read your input? But now that it's in Elden Ring, people say its fine
>why do bosses suck ass?
Because they're designed to be "hard" because they took the marketing of prepare to die too seriously
This
Become better ye who lacks proficiency.
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Because they lliterally ran out of time to polish it. Worst bosses in any Fromsoft game ever made, not even close.
You say that when it's obvious anyone with a pulse can beat the game, you just use OP items and abilities. Doesn't make the bosses good.