*One shots you*

FIND THE ALBINUUURIC WOMAN

Dude is more of a gimmick than stray mimic tear and weaker somehow

I used meta weapons and overleveled lol did people really have a challenge with this

>See him
>Thought he would have a 2nd phase where he is young again and uses all the bosses abilities against you and has high res to everything.

>Nope it's just an old monologue man who gets one shot

Fucking hell.

bro he is covetous demon tier

>My fellow, you didn't level vigor, you fought like shit and you won't be elden lord. Lmao.

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>The ALLLLLL KNOWING!
>Literally actually has no fucking clue what is going on outside the library he's in
>Has to send you out to find the literal only important people in the entire world, the guys who have rune shards, because he has no idea where they are or what they're doing.
>Everything he knows about them is outdated info from books.
>Claims to be trying to claim the Elden Throne just like you, but never actually moves a single muscle to make it happen. His entire plan seems to be "Read books until you feel like you know everything, and then....profit?" or just "Let this other guy do all the work and then claim I helped."
>Decides to stop you right before the Throne. This fucking chode who literally has never fought a single enemy in his entire life, going against the person who singlehandedly killed every single demigod in the game and took all of their Great Runes.

Who wrote this fucking loser, and why?

>cheats through game
>bored
typical smooth brain

>prepatch : Godskin Quintet
>postpatch : Godskin and a half
nice game

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English is not my first language, but Latena sounds retarded to me. I'd still rape her and cut her nipples off though.

His armour's description takes a shit all over your post
>Knowledge begins with the recognition of one's ignorance. The realization that the search for knowledge is unending.
No matter how he learned, he would never get the full picture, and he knew it. His research was doomed to be eternal. And he loved every second of it.

Mentally ill freak, no one cares

>bored
>cheats through rest of the game
typical disingenuous sneedposter

It sounds like pic related. It's basically a whey drink created from milk production leftovers.

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>surely I'll will against this demi-god slaying monstrosity because my intellect is superior
Dumbest fucker in the game. What the fuck was he thinking?

still my favorite bossfight
easy as fuck once you understand how to use the arena to your advantage, but still a rewarding fight and one of the best tracks in the game

he rolled into a corner and got his ass beat

>grab him once with the madness spell
>dies mid-speech

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Yeah it was pretty funny I just stunlocked him to death with Tiche when I first fought him, but on NG+ he ohko me.

still faggot and so are you

he was able to hit you?

>their ere still foor moh demigods to beh located

LMAO

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You can no longer one shot him with the madness hug, maybe barrier of gold will make him less bullshit.

i killed him in like 30 seconds
nice boss fight

He *wasn't* trying to claim the Elden throne. He surrendered to the idea that tarnished couldn't/shouldn't be elden lords.

>Do some coop at Malenia to carry them a bit
>3 out of 4 hosts dual wielding katanas with the white mask
>Always die to the flower nuke at the beginning of phase
It's getting tiresome.

If you attacked him before he finished his monologue like a dishonorable cunt, you. Did. Not. Beat. Him. Nerd.

>vigor?

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>What is a glass canon
Don't get hit

>Glass canon
Way too many people play that without getting good on the "Don't get hit"-part first.

Fucker got me the first time we fought since I hung back to see what he would do. Now I just rush him down immediately and never let up until his ass is grass.
All-knowing asshole should have known better.

Who the fuck gets one shot by Gideon, of all bosses, he's a warm up for Godwyn

why can he use scarlet aeonia?

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why not just stop playing?

>Summon fag
Opinion disregarded.

He can easily destroy you depending on build and if you listen to his speech. He does insane dmg and right combo of spells can delete you.

Are you people fighting him with like ten vigor and can't fucking roll or something, too cautions for your own good

>hates you for being the one to destroy the main and hidden demi-gods
>hates you for finding things out that he wasn't aware of
>hates you for destroying Roundtable Hold and making it to Leyndell

This guy had the gall to berate you for being a nobody and then he gets all jealous.

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Y SEÑOR GIDEON OFNIRO
EL QUE LO TODO SABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

are they all men?

no they are all girls

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More like Sir Gideon Ofnir, the all-coping

threadly reminder that one shots shouldn't exist unless you are severely severely underlevelled

He's not hard, but I remember he killed me my 1st time cause he combo'd into comet azure from scarlet aeonia and it threw me off. He's a fun boss cause he's essentially like a boss mimic.

He's probably one of those fags who think he can get to the top by you nearly dying and feeding him info as opposed to him actually do it himself, so he's pissed you're not dead and damn near at the throne.

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I let him finish his speech, and actually get casting spells, but he really wasn't that impressive. like, yeah, ooo wow he can cast rot flower and etc etc, but who cares? all those spells blow dick

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You have really low standards.

>Just want to PVP
>Not cheat engining your build instead of playing 50+ hours just to get barely optimal gear.

>intrannies

Is there any reason to keep Gowry alive after Millicent has gone off on her journey?