Game has regional differences

It's syrup for pancakes. Plus only poor niggers use this, the white man uses actual maple syrup and pays the extra for it

that liquid shit is what people dump on their pop-corn. our movie theaters have it by the pump

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>implying poor niggers shop at publix

Well anybody who eats corn syrup on their pancakes and waffles is an honorary nigger

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But that costs money. For some reason despite being one of the richest countries on earth they can't afford decent food.

burgeresque photo

>contains no butter
>butter flavor (milk)
deepest lore

>butter
>liquid
???

>Game has sex jokes

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>serving size: 1/4 cup
>for some fucking pancakes

Butter is just as cheap as margarine, if not cheaper in USA

Society. Is. Collapsing.

>using a straw to get it down to the bottom
based

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>Game forces you to pick a confusing spec

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Do Americans really?
What's with the food standards in the US?

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CORRRRRRRRRRRRR

people are willing to eat anything if its more convenient than the real thing. thats why they eat 'spreadable' butter thats mostly vegetable oil and this sort of crap thats easy to pour

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Is this what heaven look like?

Ew

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>people
I wouldn't call them that
I can't stand those who actually pay for fake shit like this. Oh well I guess it keeps the good and real stuff less expensive for me

>butter
>flavored butter
>contains no butter
>ingredients: corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup

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Jesus you fags are gullible. It's not supposed to be butter, it's butter flavored 'maple' syrup. You should be angrier about the fact there's no maple syrup in it

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It only says syrup, so why would you be mad it's not maple syrup

>Now Melts!

Because I'm sick of my fellow citizens guzzling jew juice

no if you look closely there's a black person there

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I understand your concern you are a noble man, pancakes in general suck ass though

Imagine not living in a country where it's illegal to sell non-butter as butter

WHOA!

American food standards are whatever companies want as long as it doesn't kill you too fast

>american flavored
what do that even mean

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do americans really eat this shit? what the fuck happened with your food production where everything is artificial as hell?
i bet they all contain corn syrup

gunpowder flavor

youtube.com/watch?v=6FPnag_rvU8

>having to squeeze in "Artificially" in the name so they wouldn't be sued for false advertising

Fuck off with your photoshop. Publix is great. Eat bugs and keep seething at the US, globoplebs and yes, Americans "do really". That's why you're obsessed with American culture.

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They're referring to American cheese which is a combo of colby and cheddar.

I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST

tbf, fucking a girl up the ass is great for your mental heath, so it counts as medicine

hes right you know

publix is the only good thing about living in florida...

gee i wonder how americans got so obese

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why does the narrarator talk like he's mentally slow?

What the fuck is Publix?? Is this like a somehow even shittier version of stop&shop?

The American dairy industry is so fucking butthurt over European trademarks, because they aren't allowed to name their processed artificial garbage after Parmigiano Reggiano and other culturally/regionally protected cheeses.
This, can't find it at the moment, but they allow for much higher traces of things such as insects, pesticides, and other harmful contents in their food, most often canned foods.
Americans unironically eats more bugs than Europe for example, because they allow for much higher contents in their foods due to lower quality standards.

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SO ryy I don't have schizopherica

even most americans hate this shit, the only people who buy it are poorfags and niggers

jesus fucking christ this makes me sad

You realize you basically can't make burgers, grilled cheese, or mac & cheese that is worth a shit without le cheap le fake "American cheese", right? No other cheese that's worth a damn melts correctly. It's a feature, not a bug. And not all processed cheese is cheap.
t. white American

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Do Americans really do this...?

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>game has region-locked events
>They're bad but unique

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>No other cheese that's worth a damn melts correctly
Yep it's an American thread

>like he's mentally slow
He is

>buying ketchup at the gorcery store
>High. Fructose. Corn. Syrup.
>normal sugar version is slightly more expensive
FUCK this nigger country

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upper middle class grocer with overpriced regular stuff but god tier deli sandwiches and a breddy gud bakery (by american standards)

american process cheese isn't the only one that can melt, plenty of traditional european cheeses melt just fine

Nice shoop, that's clearly butter flavoured syrup. At least crop the bottle out more so I can't fucking see the syrup

>dude trust me Americans rite
>our shit is super halal not at all haram. inshallah!
cuckolded young male "refugee" housing fingers typed this post

Mash your own tomatoes

food in Ashartica is an IQ test.
Smart enough to eat healthy?
You get out of the medical experimental gulags.
You get to support local people growing food.
You get to feel better.
Want to just let go and let uncle mc ronney feed you? then strap in for a curated life of disease and being a lab rat.

Whats the difference between anal sex and "anal" sex

Eh, Egyptians were barfing a lot specifically because there was some kinda parasite in Nile, they wouldn't eat poop just to get even more of it

>High. Fructose. Corn. Syrup.
Whats so bad about it

Stop calling your rotgut whiskey "bourbon" then

Just buy some regular fucking cheese and cut it up on a cheese grater. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>mac & cheese that is worth a shit without le cheap le fake "American cheese", right?

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>Yep it's an American thread
You realize Yea Forums is an American site predominantly about American culture (despite the weeb pretenses) right? Do you even know where you are?

Diabetes.

I cant stop drinking though
I eat healthy but I drink like a fucking mule god fuckinh damnit

JUST STOP GROWING SO MUCH FUCKING CORN YOU FUCKING BURGERS

You have to do it sarcastically

It's a japanese site created to talk about japanese culture and erotic japanese art

yes sugar is more expensive than high fructose corn syrup you fucking burger

won't find any of that garbage in my health drink

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>Whats so bad about it.

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What part of nearly all "natural" cheese doesn't melt correctly do you not get? And the ones that do melt like mozzarella are shit on most things.

You are quite honestly fucling retarded and wrong holy shit dude kill yourself now

Is it that much worse than sugar for diabetes

American cheese is a flavour that is a combination of cheddar and colby

That's clearly Japanese cuisine though.

>It's a japanese site
It literally isn't. You are, in fact, going to an American website to seethe about American culture.

Nigger I'm from Spain and I can make grilled cheese sandwiches with local cheese what the fuck are you talking about?
Cheese melting is only dependant on the fat content of the milk used.

causes people too lose brain cells. I can't make this shit up

>yes sugar is more expensive than high fructose corn syrup you fucking burger

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I understand. I was a former alcoholic, went to the gym and ate healthy but always had that alcoholic bloat and sickness about. You can and will quit if you really want to.

It's BECAUSE it's sugar. And guess what gives you diabetes

Sugar is better and they put HFCS in fucking everything

>Nigger I'm from Spain and I can make grilled cheese sandwiches with local cheese
I never said you couldn't. I just said it would be shit. Because it would be. You fucks don't even slice your cheese. Enjoy crumbling your queso onto your grilled cheese sandwich you utter Moorish conquest rape baby.

Please tell me you actually think it says health and not Heath, that's hilarious.

>valu time
now that brings back memories
I remember selling a carton of valu time cigarettes, the cheapest cigarettes we sold, in a plain yellow box with the valu time logo, to a person in a motorized scooter hooked up to an oxygen tank

>You realize you basically can't make burgers, grilled cheese, or mac & cheese that is worth a shit without le cheap le fake "American cheese",
This is bait by a Canadian and it kinda pisses me off how many people fell for this.
Canadians really need to stop shitposting as Americans, but I guess as long as the stupid ass Slavs keep falling for it...

genetics

Owned by a Japanese man

>game has unexpected crossover

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Jews are not japanese

your point being?

>This is bait by a Canadian
Nice LARP, Aussie

Anyone up for "sarcastic" "anal" sex?

Alright user its story time. Tell us some of your funniest retail stories.

We will stop when the chinese and pakistains stop pretending to be us

>Stop growing the crop that feeds livestock and creates a fuel industry
Euro hands typed this post, you can tell by the pathetic GDP

mooooooooooot

AAAAAAA HIROSHIMOOOOOOT SAVE ME
I'M GOING INSAAAAAAANE

WWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I really don't know what the fuck is wrong with your cheese to have this issue.

>Wife hypes up pub subs for ages as the best sandwich she's ever had
>Go visit her senpai, have one
>It's a pretty good sub but nothing particularly amazing, just better than the (low as fuck) subway standard
I've learned to take all her food opinions with a big grain of salt

>Conservative Bandicoot on his way to McDonalds

MOOOOOT!

>lettuce sandwich
woah!

NICE

Everyone knows the best chain sub shop is Jersey Mike's.

Keep trying, user, because it only gets harder with age

Found the picture, by the way:

I don't get it. It's just weird doritio