Mr. House

>Joshua Graham
>doesn't eat graham crackers

>isn't

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The way he swindled the NCR was though.

And then either the Legion or the Brotherhood.

>Ranger Ghost
>is alive

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Pretty sure that was what he was getting at

>New Vegas
>is actually still the old vegas

>“Best Fallout Game”
>Glitches and crashes every 3 minutes

Blame Bethesda, for both their garbage engine and paltry time budget.

>Fisto
>actually fists people
Well

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>Yes Man
>can say no

You gotta install a 4gb mod, NV for some reason is hardcoded to only use 2gb of RAM

>follow mod guide
>games run great, zero issues
>finish OWB
>return to mojave
>suddenly game runs like ass
Thinking about going back and avoiding OWB, what a fucking worthless DLC

>Vulpes
>Wears a Coyote

You better not be calling Primm's best and most able bodied sheriff fat, partner.

>an albino in the Nevada sun
she won't be for long

>Red Lucy
>she's white

Even with that it still crashes or freezes every once in a while.

>Col. Moore
>there's only one

>Driver Nephi
>he doesn't have a car

>Victor
>can lose

>Mick and Ralph
>they aren't Irish and puking

there were at least 2 other albino characters that were cut from the game and you had the option to point the fact that they're albinos. I trully don't know what's up the fixation obsidian had for pale people in the desert.

kek

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>Cook-Cook
>he's actually a Cock-Cock

>Stealth Suit
>Medium armor

buncha clowns thinking they're comedians in this thread

>light machine gun
>weighs as much as T-51b armor

gotta make do

He also lives in a penthouse.

>mean sonofabitch
>isn't mean nor a son of a bitch

>three dog
>no dogs present

>alexander
>is not alexander

i only just found out today after 150 hours that mean sonofabitch exists

the entirety of westside is practically forgotten content, there are multiple questlines in there i only know existed because i scanned the wiki

>DogGod
>Is a MortalMutant

>not becoming Brutus to make history a comedy.

>Veronica
>Is very much NOT a nigger

The HOUSE always wins :^^^^^^^^^^^)

>Arcade Gannon
>is a doctor, not a cop (Gannon is a pig)

Which is funny because it's the most stable part of vegas aside from the strip, you'd think the major factions would take more interest in it

>tunnel snakes
>they’re humans

>GET THAT FUCKING CHIP FOR ME YOU FUCKING NIGGER

they mean a golf driver

>ranger ghost
>is not sitting on my face
The absolute state of new vegas.

>you will never serve as her chair for her entire 13 hour shift watching the Outpost roads
What a ring-a-ding-dick life this is.

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For me, it's Stars of the Midnight Range.

>tight pleated pants that show the curves of the female leg, calves, ass and all

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>same pants also go all the way up to the natural waist to make her legs look even longer
Those Rangers have a damn good uniform.

No, I'd rather blame the people responsible for the mess, mainly Sawyer and other designers that spent valuable finite dev time to create hundreds of ammo types instead of fixing bugs or adding Legion content.

>The Strip
>Not everyone there is stripping

GET OUT OF THE FOUNTAIN

>brahmin
>not a stinky pajeet

For me it's El Paso

>The Kings
>Live in a slum

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